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Half-life 2!

Nov 16, 2004 Noduic link
Yea... It came out today, and... yea

I know I won't be seen ingame for a while.

Anyone else?
Nov 18, 2004 Viper2560 link
Too Expensive!!! I spent my money for a year of Vendetta!!!!
Nov 18, 2004 thurisaz link
/usr/local/games/Half-WHAT?!?
Nov 18, 2004 red cactus link
Hah
hah.

Guys, what he's doing there is being clever and substituting the "life" part of "Half-Life" with an inquisitive ejaculation to indicate that he doesn't know what such a thing as a "life" is (i.e. he is a "computer nerd").
Nov 18, 2004 Hoax link
Are you sure we can say 'inquisitive ejaculation' in the forum?
Nov 18, 2004 Urza link
yeah, it's offtopic, so most anything goes. buttsex. buuuuuuutttttsex
Nov 18, 2004 Tyrdium link
I... are... pant!
Nov 19, 2004 Viper2560 link
this forum needs to be renamed from Half-life 2! to say Computer Nerds and Buttsex!
Nov 19, 2004 thurisaz link
no, no, NO!!!

I was stating that the "release" of some "games" have no bearing on our linux-using lives...

so....

** :P~~~ **
Nov 19, 2004 Urza link
really.. i wont be playing a lot of video games now so it doesn't affect me.. Hunting season's in, wood needs to be split, MGS3: Snake Eater just arrived.. wait. that's a game. oh well, nothing will get done now.
Nov 20, 2004 red cactus link
Inquisitive ejaculation is a perfectly acceptable phrase.

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=ejaculation&x=0&y=0
Look at number TWO, I say. TWO.
Nov 20, 2004 danielky link
Halo 2's better...
Nov 21, 2004 Imek link
> Halo 2's better...

Have you even played both games?? Seriously, it must take one twisted mind to percieve Halo 2 as in any way better than Half-Life 2. I'd sooner jam my head into an electric belt sander than play another FPS with a couple of those little analogue knobs.

Aaanyway, I pre-ordered it, played it, loved it, completed it.. It was fantastic, breathtaking, immensely yadda yadda over and done with. Back to Vendetta, then.
Nov 22, 2004 Viper2560 link
idk i kinda like those little analog knobs :) Im not gunna say which is better though cause well they're both actually fun. But yeah whatever....TO AZEK!!
Nov 22, 2004 Noduic link
Analog knobs can go straight to YOUR MOM where they belong.
Nov 22, 2004 roguelazer link
I still haven't stopped playing Doom3.
Nov 23, 2004 Viper2560 link
Analog knobs are the bomb!!! So U can kiss their greatness!!
(eventhough joystick is better but w/e)
Nov 23, 2004 Urza link
we know you like knobs and joysticks...
Nov 24, 2004 Viper2560 link
well if ud stop sticking them down ur pants maybe i could use them
Nov 27, 2004 Solra Bizna link
/Volumes/Anacreon/Applications/Games/Valve/Half\ Life\ 2/Half\ Life\ 2.app/Contents/MacOS/Half\ Life\ 2
me shakes his head sadly and goes back to writing the ultimate fragment shader
-:sigma.SB