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MAH AS IT STANDS - ANALYSIS AND SUGESTIONS

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Nov 19, 2004 Spider link
THIS 2PIC IS NOT A NU ONE!1!!1 WTF IM R OF TAHT AND MAEK NO APOLOGY SINCE I WANT 2 PRES3NT MAH IEDAS FROM DA GROUND UP AND BLEIVE MAH SUGESTION DIFARS FROM DA OTH3R 2PICS IVE SEN IN BOTH SCOP3 AND REPERCUSIONS
I11!1!11 OMG WTF LOL DO HOWEV3R APOLOGIEZ FOR TEH LANGTH OF THIS POST!1!!1111 IF U R OF3NDED BY PAEGS OF READNG THIS IS NOT TEH 2PIC FOR U111!!! WTF PROBLEM THUS FAR IS TAHT TEH 3CONOMIC SYSTAM US3D IN VO IS TAHT IT IS NO AT AL RESPONSIEV 2 DA GM3 COMUNITY!11!1 OMG WTF DA ONLY WAY TRUE D3MAND CAN B CR3AETD IS 2 ESTABLISH A LINK BTWEN TEH EXPENDITUR3 OF THNGS LIEK SHIPS LOST IN COMBAT AND DA LIEK AND DA MAH AND PROCAS OF MOVNG THNGS ABOUT
ANYTHNG!1!1!11 WTF 3LSE IS FLAT OUT FAEK1!11! OMG NO OTH3R WORD FOR IT ITS FAEK AND FAEK IS BORNG AS HEL
IF11!1!11! U CREAET DEMAND FOR IETMS AND CR3AET WAYS 2 PROCUR3 THEM AND MAEK TEH PRIECS OF IETMS IN D3MAND FLUCTUAET DAPENDNG ON HOW STRONG DA DEMAND IS U HAEV TEH BASIS FOR A S3LF CORECTNG SYSTEM
SINCE11111 TEH SYSTAM I PROPOSA IS R3ALISTIC IN A LOT OF WAYS I WANT 2 EXPLANE SOME FAC2RS PRESENT IN TEH R3AL WORLD AND NOT IN VO AND WUT MAEKS THERE ABSENCE TEH!!!1!! OMG WTF R3AL WORLD IS BAESD ON LIMIETD QUANTITEIS OF DA!!11 LOL RAAL WORLD HAS SUCH THNGS AS TRANSPORTATION COSTS LIECNSNG CONTRACTS AND OTH3R HOPS 2 JUMP THROUGH NOT 2 M3NTION TAEXS LITIGATION MATRICS AND LOGISTICS!1!!1 LOL DA GM3 ENVIRONMENT HAS NONA OF TH3SE THNGS1!11 LOL THESE THNGS R WT BIG PLAEYRS CAN USE 2 SQUEZ3 OUT DA SMAL3R PLAEYRS
WITHOUT111! THOSE MECHANISMS WITHOUT DA ABILITY 2 LAV3RAEG COERC3 OR EXCLUDE TEH SMAL3R PLAEYRS THEYRE IS NO RAASON A LOW END PLAEYR CANOT GAT RICH
SINC311!1 OMG AV3N RICH PLAEYRS CANT PAY OTHERS 2 HAUL THERE CARGO FOR THEM TH3Y R LIMIETD IN THEYRE ABILITY 2 G3NARAET PROFIT BY WT CAN CARY11!!!!! OMG WTF THIS MEANS TAHT TEH PLAYNG FEILD IS FURTH3R EQUALIEZD SINCE DA 2LS WHICH DO MAT3R NM3LY COPERATION ORGANIZATION AND BNG INFORMED R 3QUALY AVALEABL3 2 BOTH HIGH AND AND BGINNG DA111!!!11 ONLY REAL ADVANTAEG AN EXPEREINC3D PLAEYR WUD HAEV WUD B 2 HAEV CONTACTS FACTION STANDNG AND MONAY 2 BUY ESCORTS AND PROTACTION!!1!!1 WTF LOL SINC3 PROFITS PAR TRIP R LIMIETD THEYRE IS A LIMIT 2 WUT A PLAEYR CAN LOGICALY PAY ANOTHER FOR PROTECTION1!!!1 LOL THIS BNG DA CAES TEH N3WER PLAEYRS WIL NOT HAEV 2 TERIBLE TIEM MAKNG MONAY 3SPACIALY IN PROT3CTAD SPAEC WHERE AN ESCORT IS RILLY NOT NED3D MOST OF TEH TIEM11!!!11 OMG WTF LOL FACTION STANDNG IS NOT A HUGE ISUA ESPECIALY IF TRAED IETMS AND COMPONENTS RAMANE OP3N 2 3VARYON3 WHO DOESNT HAEV SPECTACULARLY BAD STANDNG111! CONTACTS R NOT TAHT HUGE OF AN ISU3 AITHER AND JOINNG A GUILD CAN HELP A LOT1!!11! LOL SO CAN CHATNG ON CHANEL WUT!!!1 OMG LOL IVE SADE HERE DEMONSTRAETS TAHT DA PLAYNG FEILD IS V3RY EVEN!1!11!1! WTF LOL WIT TAHT IN MIND WA CAN EXMIEN DA BASIS OF TEH MAH AS IT STANDS NOW
BASICALY11!!!!! PUT TRADNG AT DA MOMENT CONSISTS OF MOVNG USALAS IETMS TAHT NOBODY NEDS FROM STATION A 2 STATION B!!!!!!1 LOL STATION B PAYS MORA BUT ITS PANEFULY CLAAR TAHT TEH ONLY REASON FOR THIS IS TAHT STATION B IS PROGRMMED 2 DO SO!!!111 OMG LOL STATION B MAY NOT SEL DA IETM IN QUESTION BUT N3ITH3R DOES IT DO ANYTHNG WIT IT ONC3 IT HAS IT!!!111! OMG LOL DA PRIECS ON WEAPONS OR SHIPS DONT CHANG3!1111!1 WTF LOL DA AVALEABILY OF IETMS DOESNT CHANG311!1!11 WTF LOL DA SUPLY OF OTHAR IETMS DO3SNT CHANGE11!!!! THIS IS A STATIC MOD3L BAESD ON INFINIET SUPLY AND ARTIFICIAL D3MAND AND IS ABOUT AS INTER3STNG AS 3ATNG DA1!!!11! WTF SUGASTIONS PEOPLE TEND 2 THROW OUT GENERALY HAEV 2 DO WIT EITHAR TW3AKNG TEH CURENT MODEL OF FAEK DEMAND OR REPLACNG IT WIT ANOTH3R MODEL OF FAEK D3MAND OR PLACNG WEIRD AND ARBITRARY LIMITS ON TEH PRIECS IETMS CAN B ETC11!!!1 OMG WTF NONA OF THIS ADRAS3S TEH FUNDMENTAL FLAWS WIT DA THEYRE!1!1! OMG R CURENTLY TWO UNR3LAETD ACONOMIC SYST3MS VO!!1!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL DA SHIP/WEAPONS BUSIENS AND TEH TRAED BUSIENS1!!1!!11 WTF LOL ONE HAS ARTIFICIAL DEMAND AND INFINIET SUPLY DA OTHER HAS REAL D3MAND AND ARTIFICAL SUPLY!111 OMG WTF SON THEYRE WIL B A THIRD MINNG WIT ARTIFICIAL DEMAND AND R3AL LIMIETD TEH!!!1 OMG WTF LOL TRAEVSTY IS TAHT BTWEN THESA THRE SYST3MS W3 HAEV DA COMPONENTS FOR A SOUND S3LF REGULATNG AND DYNMIC MAH TAHT WUD RAACT 2 TEH PLAEYR BAES ON A CONTINUOUS BASIS CREAET TEH CONSTANT OPORTUNITY FOR PROFIT AND B VERY CLAARLY NOT TEH1111!!1 WTF LOL FIRST STEP IS 2 IMPLIEMNT MINNG AND MAEK IT SO TAHT MINNG IS A FUN PROFITABLE PRACTICAL BUT CHALANGNG DA!11!!!! OMG LOL SECOND STAP IS 2 BGIN 2 BR3AK DOWN WUT STATIONS HAEV A LOGICAL NED FOR WUT IETMS!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL MINNG STATIONS NED ORA AND PRODUC3 ALOYS AND RAW M8RIALS!!1!11! WTF MANUFACTURNG STATIONS NED ALOYS AND M8RIALS 2 PRODUC3 COMPONENTS111!! WTF HEAVY MANUFACTURNG STATIONS NED COMPONENTS AND US3 THAM 2 MAEK WAAPONS 3L3CTRONICS SHIP COMPONENTS AND OTHER MISCALANIA11!1 OMG WTF COMERCIAL MANUFACTURNG STATIONS NED COMPON3NTS AND RAW M8RIALS 2 MAEK LUXURY IETMS CONSUMER GODS 3TC!1!!1! WHICH R NEDED BY AL OTHAR TYPES OF STATIONS!1!!!1!! WTF CAPI2LS POPULATION HUBS GOVARNNG CANT3RS AND DA LIEK NED CONSUMAR GODS FOD ETC!111!! OMG LOL THEY DONT PRODUCE ANYTHNG BUT THAY BUY FOR TEH HIGH3ST PRIECS!1!!!1!1 WTF LOL FINALY BARAKS AND OUTPOSTS NED SHIPS W3APONS AL3CTRONICS AND OTHAR SUPLEIS AND POSIBLY SEL SCRAP METAL AND SALVAEGD GODS FROM BOTS TH3YV3 KIM NOT SURE HOW 2 ADRAS TEH FINAL STAEG IN DA DIERCT SUPLY CHANE - NMELY DA STAP OF ACTUAL SHIP PRODUCTION!!1111! OMG LOL I WAS THINKNG TAHT SINCA AL STATIONS HAEV DA ABILITY 2 REPARE SHIPS TAHT MAYB IT CAN B EXPLANE3D TAHT DA REPARE FACILITEIS CAN B US3D 2 MAEK SHIPS FROM SCRATCH!!!!! OMG WTF LOL AFT3R AL R3PARENG A SHIP AT 1% HUL INT3GRITY HAS 2 B PR3TY CLOS3 2 R3BUILDNG IT!1!!1! OMG LOL HOW3VER NOT AL STATIONS WUD B ABLE 2 BUILD AL SHIPS!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL DA COMPLEXITY OF DA SHIPS AACH STATION CUD MAEK WUD VARY SO SOME STATIONS ESPACIALY OUTPOSTS AND H3AVY MANUFACTURNG STATIONS WUD HAEV DA ABILITY 2 BUILD EVARYTHNG UP 2 PROMS VOKS 3TC!!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WHIEL OTH3RS CUD BUILD M3DIUM SHIPS LIEK RAGS HORN3TS VULTS AND STIL OTH3RS WUD B LIMIETD 2 THNGS LIEK CANTURIANS BUSES AND TEH LIEK
ONC31!1!1!1 OMG WTF THESE D3TALES WARE HMM3R3D OUT THEY WUD NED 2 B IMPLIEMNTAD SLOWLY11!!11!1 LOL THIS WUD NOT B AN OVERNIGHT PROCES1!!1 WTF I THINK DA MOST LOGICAL ORD3R WUD B 2 WORK FROM TEH GROUND UP - FIRST WORK OUT TEH MINNG BUSIENS THEN MAEK MINNG STATIONS START 2 MAEK ALOYS PREDOMINANTLY AND CUT DOWN ON TEH OTHER IETMS THEY SOLD MAEK THEYRE PRODUCTION OF ALOYS RAFLACT TEH MOUNT OF OR3 TAHT WAS BROUGHT IN THAN WORK UP 2 MANUFACTURNG STATIONS IMPLIEMNT LIMITATIONS THEYRE IN T3RMS OF THEYRE PRODUCTION AND HMMER OUT THOS3 BUGS THEN TEH COMERCIAL STATIONS FAC2REIS OUTPOSTS ATC
FINALY!!11!1 OMG AFT3R EV3RYTHNG 3LS3 DA STEP CUD B TAEKN 2 ACTUALY MAEK SHIP AND WEAPON AVALEABILITY DEPEND3NT ON DA D3LIEVRY OF SHIP COMPON3NTS111!!! OMG LOL THIS CUD NOT B 2 COMPLICAETD B/C IT WUD B A HASLE BUT DA IEDA WUD B TAHT X HULS 3NGIEN COMPON3NTS AND MISC111!111 WTF SHIP COMPON3NTS(TARGATNG LIEF SUPORT ETC1!1!!!1 OMG WTF - TH3SE WUD PROLY NOT B SEPARAETD IN2 S3PERAET TRAED IETMS IT WUD JUST B ASUMAD TAHT MISC1!111 SHIP COMPON3NTS MAANT AL OF DA TWIDLY BITS NEDAD 2 MAEK A WORKNG SHIP) WUD B NED3D 2 MAEK Y SHIPS!!111 OMG WTF LOL I KNOW IT WUD B INSAEN 2 MAEK THIS A 11 RATIO SINCA IT IS BOTH ILOGICAL AND IMPRACTICAL1!!! OMG LOL MAYB FOR 3VERY SET OF AL THRE IETMS(COMPONENTS 3NGIEN COMPON3NTS HUL COMPON3NTS) D3LIEVRED TEN SHIPS CUD B MAED!111! OMG OR 20!!!11! OMG OR 511111 OMG WTF LOL WUT TEH NUMBR IT WUD B A CONCRATE NUMBR CONECTNG SHIP PRODUCTION 2 SHIP COMPON3NTS DALIEVRED AND 3ACH PR3CEDNG ST3P WUD HAEV A SIMILAR NUMBR STRATCHNG AL TEH WAY BAK 2 TEH MINNG OF ORE
I!!!1!1!1 LOL THINK TAHT LOW LEVEL SHIPS/W3APONS LIEK BUSES GOVT ISUES WEAPONS AND FRE BATAREIS SHUD ALWAYS B FRE IN SUPLY - THIS MAEKS SENSA THEIR NOT CUTNG 3DGE IETMS THERE NOT MAED ANYMOR3 THEIR OBSOL3T3 JUNK WHICH STATIONS GIEV AWAY OR S3L DIRT CH3AP JUST 2 G3T RID OF11!1!11 WTF LOL THIS MAEKS IT SO U CANT 3ND UP IN A RUT STRAND3D AND BANKRUPT
I11!1!!1 OMG WTF DONT PRATAND DA DETALES OUTLIEND H3R3 R IEDAL - MAYB IV3 OUTLIEND 2 MANY ST3PS IN TEH SUPLY CHANE(2 MANY TYP3S OF STATIONS) MAYB 2 F3W MAYB TEH ST3PS I SUG3ST 2 IMPLIEMNT TEH SYST3M IV3 OUTLIEND R IN TEH WRONG ORDER OR 2 ABRUPT OR 2 GRADUAL11!1! WTF I KNOW DA NUMBR OF STEPS NEDS 2 B SCRUTINIEZD B/C 3ACH ST3P INVOLVES A STEP UP IN PRIEC AND WE DONT WANT DA END IETMS LIEK ACTUAL SHIPS AND WEAPONS COSTNG A FORTUNE WHIEL NOBODY CAN MAEK ANY MONEY CONV3RSELY IF THEIR IS 2 MUCH SLAK IN DA SYSTEM W3 DONT WANT 3V3RYON3 G3TNG UNTHINKABLY RICH DA!!!!! OMG MANE R3ASON I OUTLIEN THIS PR3CIES SUGESTION IS TAHT IN ITS CUR3NT STAET DA MAH MODEL ON WHICH VO IS BAESD IN FUNDMENTALY BROKEN!111!!!! OMG THIS IS AN ALTERNATIEV WHICH IF IMPLIEMNTAD RIGHT WUD R3MEDY A GRAAT NUMBR OF ISUES
THNGS1111!1 LOL 2 PONDAR
1!!!1!!! WTF LOL ONE MIGHT ASK HOW ANYONE WUD KNOW WHARE THEY CAN GO 2 MAEK MONEY - WUT STATIONS NED WHICH IETMS111! WTF LOL DA ANSWAR IS TAHT WIT TEH N3WS SYSTAM IN PLAEC THEIR WIL B PRIEC ANOUNCAMENTS1!1!!! IF ANY PLAEC SAYS IT WIL PAY A LOT FOR PART X TRAEDRS WIL RUSH 2 FIL TAHT DEMAND SINCA TH3Y KNOW REACTNG QUIKLY WIL RASULT IN PROFIT
21!111!! OMG I SUGEST TAHT STATION SUPLEIS OF GODS GRADUALY DWINDL3 ON THERE OWN SINCA DA NPCS WIL B USNG THEM AS W3L!1!!! OMG WTF LOL THIS WIL INSURE TAHT DEMAND CANOT STAGNAET EVEN IN AERAS WH3R3 PLAEYRS R NOT CONSTANTLY BUYNG THNGS
3!111!!11 COM3RCIAL ENTITEIS MIGHT PUT OUT LONG T3RM TRAED MISIONS SUCH AS KEP US SUPLEID WIT X IETM FOR TEH N3XT <INSERT TIEM HERA> MISIONS WIT A STATUS MASAEG TALNG U WHEN THEY NED R3SUPLEIS!1!1!1!! WTF TH3SA MISIONS WUD RAWARD VARY VERY WEL BUT WUD NOT PR3VANT OTH3R PLAEYRS FROM SELNG GODS 2 TAHT STATION!!!! WTF LOL U WUD B LIMIETD 2 ONA MAYB TWO OF TH3SA MISIONS AT A TIEM AND THEY WUD PROLY LAST A MATAR OF A DAY OR TWO!1!1!11 OMG LOL I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS POSIBL3 OR HOW LOGNG OUT WUD FIT IN2 TEH 3QUATION BUT ITS AN IEDA
4!1!!!! WTF LOL COMARCIAL 3NTITEIS SHUD PROLY GIEV A SLIGHT FACTION BOST WHEN U SUPLY THEM WIT SOMETHNG THAY ACTIEVLY NED11!1!1!1 WTF NOT A LOT BUT ENOUGH 2 SHOW THEYVE NOTIECD TAHT U HELP3D THAM OUT 3VAN WH3N NOT UNDAR CONTRACT!!!!!1 WTF MAYB 5111! STANDNG MAYB LES
511!!!!! LOL COMPETNG COMARCIAL ENTITEIS MIGHT GIEV U MISIONS 2 SABOTAEG OTH3R COMPANEIS SUPLY CHANES1!1!!1 LOL SOMATHNG LIEK A COMPETNG COMPANY HAS JUST RACEIEVD A BIG CONTRACT 2 MAEK X IETM!!!! OMG THAY WIL B REC3IVNG A SHIPM3NT OF Y COMPONENTS SON AND W3 WANT 2 MAEK SUR3 TH3Y DONT R3CAIEV IT!1!!1 OMG THIS CUD TEI IN WIT TEH KEP US SUPLEID MISIONS OUTLIEND ABOV3 IN TAHT U MIGHT B HIERD 2 HUNT DOWN ANOTH3R PLAEYR WHO GOT A CONTRACT 2 KEP A STATION SUPLEID1!!! OMG WTF OF COURS3 IN TAHT CAES TEH PLAEYR TAKNG DA OTHER MISION WUD NED 2 B WARNED BFOR3 THEY 2K TEH MISION.!1111!11!1!111!11! W3 HAEV A COMPATNG COMPANY WHO MIGHT TRY 2 PREV3NT U FROM D3LIEVRNG UR SHIPMANT B SURE 2 TRAEVL WIT AN ASCORT OR SOM3THNG LIEK TAHT
61!11!! OMG WTF LOL IF U RAAD DOWN THIS FAR THX FOR SP3NDNG THIS MUCH TIEM R3ADNG MAH IEDAS - PLZ LET MA KNOW WUT U THINK BUT B OPEN MINDED111!1!1 OMG WTF
Nov 19, 2004 asphyxia link
I think you need a new keyboard......

asphy
Nov 19, 2004 Viper2560 link
yeah or at least smash ur keyboard against the wall to turn off the caps lock
Nov 19, 2004 paedric link
I second Viper2560's "smashing" suggestion.
Nov 19, 2004 genka link
OMG WTF UR TEH STOPID LEIK AL OF DIS WUS ALRDY SUG5T3D11!!1!
DURN NUBIES.
Nov 19, 2004 Spider link
-finally- somone who actually caught on to the joke and read the post.

/me applauds genka. The first person you don't need to explain it to.
Nov 19, 2004 stick link
i read the first line and my eyes when all funny...
Nov 19, 2004 Hoax link
hehe, I got the joke, I was just too dizzy from reading your post to reply at the time ... seriously
Nov 19, 2004 entropyjones link
Or smack it against his head..... Heh, did anybody even read that?
Nov 19, 2004 Spider link
about as many as read the original? ;)
Nov 20, 2004 harvestmouse link
*loads up a trank and sedates a Spider.
Bad Spider. my eyes...!!
Nov 20, 2004 Celkan link
I got it perfectly well. I still think it is rude, impolite, and not a good thing to do on this forum if we want to keep our player base.
Nov 20, 2004 genka link
The only threat to the playerbase is humorless players.
Nov 20, 2004 Spider link
L1K3, WTF!?!??!?!
Nov 21, 2004 Celkan link
I have a sense of humor. It doesn't apply to making fun of newbies.
Nov 21, 2004 Spellcast link
what boggles my mind is that he spent the time to create that monster. Spider, couldnt you have spent that time doing more constructive things, like killing itani transports for CtC?

(or watching paint peel?)

Edit- no wonder your spacebar on your other keyboard broke BTW, if I had been involved in typing something like that, i'd break too)
Nov 21, 2004 Spider link
Okay, I admit that I cheated, Spellcast :)
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
Nov 21, 2004 Imek link
my eyes!
Nov 24, 2004 bLexx link
VERY W3L CONSTRUCT3D POST ROFL!1111!!1!eleven!!!!!11
Dec 05, 2004 jexkerome link
I don't do leet.