The first search result for "1" is mozilla. The first search result for "a" is Apple computer. The first search result for "0" is business2.com.

Got any more?

miserable failure. teh roxors

and squirrel brings up Squirrel Mail.

others:

bill brings up Bill Gates' personal website

first for "Sucks" is "School Sucks"

First result for pie is weebl and bob.

first result for "I dun shot my mom" is "Least favorite Startrek movie?"

First result for "lol" is "Special Issues - Gary Price's List of Lists."

First result for pwned is urbandictionary/pwned.

Google actually has some leet speak knowledge!!! It said, "Did you mean to say owned?"

First result when you type vendetta is Vendetta Online :)