i downloaded vendetta lunix, and now when i type 'run vendetta' in the start button, nothing happens? i put the CD in the drive and it gave me error messages, would not even boot up!

im very disappointed and will return product, i thought that
'vendetta linux' would speed up my database access times.
after all, netcraft confirmed linux beats BSD and Micorosft
SQL server by a 1.5 to 1 ratio on datasets of 10,000 MB.

is "vendetta linux" not a 'real distro'? i was gonna get
debian but apparently debian has no spaceships, i saw
their screenshots, very ugly.

it said 'compatible with windows' on the vendetta lunix box
so i thought i could install 'vendetta lunix' on top of
windows and get the speed up that way. i told my boss
and co workers that open source software would be a good
solution for our company, but now looks like im gonna
lose my job because of my horrible decision!!!!

i was hoping to use vendetta linux to access my
excel files of recipes for my church too, but apparently
the hype on the box was all a big flim flam by some
big company.

[locked and deleted]

[unlocked and sent to the CHUDs for further analysis]

[analysis completed, there is no intelligent life on this planet]

[secondary analysis concurs with primary's results.]

[tertiary analysis reemphasizes #113625's conclusion. subject terminated]

people like you are why noone plays this game

No, your mom is why nobody plays this game.

ananzi, do you have linux? bjeezuz...

tells ananzi to try "/explode"

Loonix sounds interesting, I need someone to invent it.