go to the planet of the oracle

she gives you advice.

[unlocked]

Explain in more detail, please.

Well first you have to swallow the RED pill, then you ......

Howabout the asteroid or the oracle?

why do you encourage him, ctishman?

FoRuM MoDERAtor! what a great idea you always have good ideas. We should have a game in the game called "the lady or the tiger"! she gives you a choice!

D'oh! OF! I meant OF. The asteroid OF the oracle.

/msg "*Oracle" consultation
**Oracle* Do you wish a minor or a major consultation?
/msg "*Oracle" minor
**Oracle* A blindfold can be very useful if you're telepathic.
/msg "*Oracle" consultation
**Oracle* Do you wish a minor or a major consultation?
/msg "*Oracle" minor
**Oracle* A fastcharge battery will carry you a long way.
/msg "*Oracle" consultation
**Oracle* Do you wish a minor or a major consultation?
/msg "*Oracle" major
**Oracle* A major consultation will cost you 10000 credits. Do you agree to this payment?
/msg "*Oracle" yes
**Oracle* 10000 credits have been deducted from your account. Your major consultation is: The Serco government have their eye on you, tread carefully or you will die with a price on your head.
/msg "*Oracle" consultation
**Oracle* Do you wish a minor or a major consultation?
/msg "*Oracle" major
**Oracle* A major consultation will cost you 10000 credits. Do you agree to this payment?
/msg "*Oracle" yes
**Oracle* 10000 credits have been deducted from your account. Your major consultation is: Tunguska Heavy Mining Concern officials are considering granting you access to their mining variant of the Marauder.

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I actually think this could be pretty cool. Major consultations have an equal chance of telling you things about yourself, that you might not know. Like when you've nearly earned a bounty, or are close to the standing required for a certain ship, etc.

Awesome idea i love it! Go you. It would be something cool to do, now we just need a casino.

/msg "*Oracle" consultation
**Oracle* Do you wish a minor or a major consultation?
/msg "*Oracle" major
**Oracle* A major consultation will cost you 10000 credits. Do you agree to this payment?
/msg "*Oracle" yes
**Oracle* 10000 credits have been deducted from your account. Your major consultation is: Don't give people 10000 credits on a whim.

:D

/msg "*Oracle" consultation
**Oracle* Do you wish the five minute consultation, or the full half-hour?
/msg "*Oracle" Just the Five minute, thanks.
**Oracle* A major consultation will cost you 10000 credits. Do you agree to this payment?
/msg "*Oracle" yes. Is this the right oracle for a consultation?
**Oracle* I've told you once.
/msg "*Oracle" No you haven't.
**Oracle* Yes I have.
/msg "*Oracle" When?
**Oracle* Just now!
/msg "*Oracle" No you didn't.
**Oracle* Yes I did!
/msg "*Oracle" Didn't.
**Oracle* Did.
/msg "*Oracle" Didn't.
**Oracle* I'm telling you I did!
/msg "*Oracle" You did not!
**Oracle* I'm sorry, is this a five minute consultation, or the full half-hour?
/msg "*Oracle" Oh, just a five minute one.
**Oracle* Fine. Thank you. Anyway I did.
/msg "*Oracle" You most certainly did not.
**Oracle* Now, let's get one thing quite clear... I most definitely told you!
/msg "*Oracle" You did not.
**Oracle* Yes I did.
/msg "*Oracle" You did not.
**Oracle* Yes I did.
/msg "*Oracle" Didn't.
**Oracle* Yes I did.
/msg "*Oracle" Didn't.
**Oracle* Yes I did!!
/msg "*Oracle" Look this isn't an consultation.
**Oracle* Yes it is.
/msg "*Oracle" No it isn't, it's just contradiction.
**Oracle* No it isn't.
/msg "*Oracle" Yes it is.
**Oracle* It is not.
/msg "*Oracle" It is. You just contradicted me.
**Oracle* No I didn't.
/msg "*Oracle" Ooh, you did!
**Oracle* No, no, no, no, no.
/msg "*Oracle" You did, just then.
**Oracle* No, nonsense!
/msg "*Oracle" Oh, look this is futile.
**Oracle* No it isn't.
/msg "*Oracle" I came here for a good consultation.
**Oracle* No you didn't, you came here for a consultation.
/msg "*Oracle" Well, a consultation's not the same as contradiction.
**Oracle* It can be.
/msg "*Oracle" No it can't. An consultation is a visit with an oracle to learn one's future.
**Oracle* No it isn't.
/msg "*Oracle" Yes it is. It isn't just contradiction.
**Oracle* Look, if I consult you, I must take up a contrary position.
/msg "*Oracle" But it isn't just saying "No it isn't".
**Oracle* Yes it is.
/msg "*Oracle" No it isn't, a consultation is an intellectual process... contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
**Oracle* No it isn't.
/msg "*Oracle" Yes it is.
**Oracle* Not at all.
/msg "*Oracle" Now look!
**Oracle* Thank you, good morning.
/msg "*Oracle" What?
**Oracle* That's it. Good morning.
/msg "*Oracle" But I was just getting interested.
**Oracle* Sorry the five minutes is up.
/msg "*Oracle" That was never five minutes just now!
**Oracle* I'm afraid it was.
/msg "*Oracle" No it wasn't.
**Oracle* I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to consult any more.
/msg "*Oracle" What!?
**Oracle* If you want me to go on consulting, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
/msg "*Oracle" But that was never five minutes just now... oh come on!
*Oracle* ...
/msg "*Oracle" This is ridiculous.
**Oracle* I'm very sorry, but I told you I'm not allowed to consult unless you've paid.
/msg "*Oracle" Oh. All right.
/givemoney "*Oracle" 10000
/msg "*Oracle" There you are.
**Oracle* Thank you.
/msg "*Oracle" Well?
**Oracle* Well what?
/msg "*Oracle" That was never five minutes just now.
**Oracle* I told you I'm not allowed to consult unless you've paid.
/msg "*Oracle" I've just paid.
**Oracle* No you didn't.
/msg "*Oracle" I did! I did! I did!
**Oracle* No you didn't.
/msg "*Oracle" Look I don't want that sort of consultation.
**Oracle* Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay.
/msg "*Oracle" Aha! Well if I didn't pay, why are you consulting... got you!
**Oracle* No you haven't.
/msg "*Oracle" Yes I have... if you're consulting I must have paid.
**Oracle* Not necessarily. I could be consulting in my spare time.
/msg "*Oracle" I've had enough of this.
**Oracle* No you haven't.

I'd like to have an argument.

Hahahha
ctishman wins for the effort.

that rocks.
/msg Oracle consultation
* Sherpa: what?

(who was the other 0racle...)

a true teacher accepts no payment

they require only discretion

Cool. Sooo... How ya gonna eat?

We keep him in a closet and make him eat his words.

some oracles are garbage men

some might be cashiers

quite a few are homeless beggars

once in a while there is a politician