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May 31, 2011 tarenty link
[05/31/11 18:58:12] [100] <Ssaba> ok so here I am in b-8 again.... who wants to shoot me?
[05/31/11 18:58:24] [100] <Nahin Lor> not here yet...
[05/31/11 18:58:43] ->Ssaba: you're in o6
[05/31/11 18:58:50] [100] <Nahin Lor> wrong wormhole man
[05/31/11 18:58:56] [100] <Ssaba> ROFL oops
[05/31/11 18:59:00] [100] <draugath> that's what she said.
Jun 02, 2011 nascmi link
[Thu Jun 2 16:19:16 2011] [100] <Candle Jack> the internet, where the men are men, the women are men and the little children are undercover cops

Thu Jun 2 17:00:27 2011] [100] <Ermete Pisolazzi> lot of asses that cannot read an hail message... sput...
[Thu Jun 2 17:01:04 2011] [100] <Wiskar> my ass only reads at a grade 2 level
[Thu Jun 2 17:01:23 2011] [100] <draugath> Are you trying to pirate someone and calling them an ass for not stopping?
[Thu Jun 2 17:02:04 2011] [100] <Ermete Pisolazzi> nope, i call someone ass because is shooting me after an hail message
[Thu Jun 2 17:02:12 2011] [100] <Ermete Pisolazzi> my hail message
[Thu Jun 2 17:02:15 2011] [100] <Ermete Pisolazzi> is
[Thu Jun 2 17:02:25 2011] [100] <Ermete Pisolazzi> let's chirp or prepare to die
[Thu Jun 2 17:02:35 2011] [100] <Ermete Pisolazzi> and they shoot me
[Thu Jun 2 17:02:43 2011] [100] <Ermete Pisolazzi> wtf
[Thu Jun 2 17:02:43 2011] [100] <Candle Jack> :P apparentley they were prepared to go down in a blaze of fire
[Thu Jun 2 17:02:44 2011] [100] <Ssaba> LOL
[Thu Jun 2 17:02:49 2011] [100] <Mulle Barap> well, it is kinda threatening...
[Thu Jun 2 17:03:06 2011] [100] <Mulle Barap> First time I saw it I thought about engaging... but, then I laughed instead...
Aug 05, 2011 Maalik link
"Vendetta is the only combat game I know of that somehow subconsciously promotes pacifism among its players."

-Ghost
Aug 09, 2011 tarenty link
lolol that whole thread is a funny
Aug 12, 2011 yodaofborg link
Genka: How do you guys manage to type with all these dicks in your mouths?

Ghost: Because we don't type with our mouths. This special technique frees us up to stuff as many dicks in our mouths as we would like.

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/14/25114?page=2#310010

Well, iLol'ed.
Sep 17, 2011 AndySpades link
Okay, here's two from last night. I admit, the first one was rather situational, but most people thought the second one was hilarious...

[Sat Sep 17 01:14:14 2011] <Andy Spades> what's this? itan on holiday?
[Sat Sep 17 01:14:15 2011] <ARF_01> whats with the bus?
[Sat Sep 17 01:14:16 2011] experimental reclining chair destroyed Andy Spades
[Sat Sep 17 01:14:21 2011] [100] <experimental reclining chair> oops
[Sat Sep 17 01:14:24 2011] <ARF_01> lol
[Sat Sep 17 01:14:36 2011] <experimental reclining chair> haha never thought it'd be that easy
[Sat Sep 17 01:14:39 2011] <experimental reclining chair> sorry
[Sat Sep 17 01:14:51 2011] <ARF_01> yeah man ECs have like no armor
[Sat Sep 17 01:15:02 2011] <experimental reclining chair> and my evil vult prolly wingbugged him
[Sat Sep 17 01:15:07 2011] <Andy Spades> lol, no worries. that's why i'm in a bus. writing a plugin, but i need the guards as targets :P
[Sat Sep 17 01:15:12 2011] <ARF_01> ah ok
[Sat Sep 17 01:15:13 2011] <experimental reclining chair> haha

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Dad1 was inviting lots of people into his new guild, IMN...

[Sat Sep 17 01:16:13 2011] [100] <experimental reclining chair> what's IMN about?
[Sat Sep 17 01:16:46 2011] *Strike Force Eckana Clavan destroyed Andy Spades
[Sat Sep 17 01:16:51 2011] [100] <Andy Spades> lol.
[Sat Sep 17 01:17:08 2011] [100] <Andy Spades> another bloody strike force.
[Sat Sep 17 01:17:20 2011] [100] <pup> Itani Mail Network MUST STOP I will catch all the mailmen grrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrr
[Sat Sep 17 01:17:30 2011] [100] <Travalisk> haha
[Sat Sep 17 01:17:32 2011] [100] <experimental reclining chair> haha
[Sat Sep 17 01:17:33 2011] [100] <ARF_01> lol
[Sat Sep 17 01:17:40 2011] [100] <Dad1> omg wtf lol
[Sat Sep 17 01:17:48 2011] [100] <Travalisk> hello pup!
[Sat Sep 17 01:17:50 2011] [100] <Andy Spades> lmao
[Sat Sep 17 01:17:57 2011] [100] <Dad1> Pup has spoken!
[Sat Sep 17 01:17:58 2011] [100] <ARF_01> man that just made my night :D
[Sat Sep 17 01:18:13 2011] [100] <Andy Spades> ^^^
Sep 17, 2011 AndySpades link
Just to keep this thread alive...
Talk about pirates.

[16:35:28 2011] [100] <King_John> I expect it to make you feel all warm and fuzzy about me :)
[16:35:32 2011] [100] <King_John> ... Wanna make out?
[16:35:36 2011] [100] <Lisa201> It's really not that big of deal, you learn who will/won't jump you when they see you.
[16:35:46 2011] [100] <King_John> Like BryGuy
[16:35:52 2011] [100] <King_John> He didn't KOS us
[16:35:59 2011] [100] <King_John> I was just doing a simple Curior mission
[16:36:11 2011] [100] Axiom has though about jumping Lisa ;)
[16:36:15 2011] [100] <Xandar Tol> lol
[16:36:15 2011] [100] <Andy Spades> LOL
[16:36:28 2011] [100] Lisa201 runs!
[16:36:33 2011] [100] <Axiom> lol
[...]
[16:37:18 2011] [100] <Xandar Tol> now I know why Axiom has the shag carpet, bar and hot tub in his XC.....oh and fuzzy dice
Sep 19, 2011 PaKettle link
Axiom - I want my XC back!
Sep 27, 2011 Touriaus link
[100] <Gerty> dumb jackass loose in b-8, fire at will
[100] <Surbius Bondevo> No, not Will!
[100] <Gerty> no, not THAT Will, figure of speech
[100] <Surbius Bondevo> For Pete's sake...
[100] <Calciumdeposit> who's pete?
[100] <Calciumdeposit> does he know Will?
[100] <Axiom> brothers
[100] <Wayne Dwops> wronge, lovers
[100] <Surbius Bondevo> And, the internet wins this round.
Sep 30, 2011 tarenty link
Incarnate: It is also troublesome to hear that you had a negative experience with our player base, who are usually pretty helpful, at least when compared to most combative-game online communities.
Oct 01, 2011 Pizzasgood link
I thought the first part of the post he was replying to was funnier:

I'd say the beginning of the end of my enjoyment of this game came when some pirate blew me up after demanding 100,000 credits. Being a 3-day-old character, I did not have this sum. I was meandering through gray space just getting to know the game.

Newbies newbies newbies. They're just so cute you can't help but kill 'em.
Oct 22, 2011 Kierky link
vo: [100] IRCEstrian Prosis throws a lawnmower at hippo
vo: [100] <Hippopotamus Hustler> haha
vo: [100] <Hippopotamus Hustler> wahy? lol
0:26
vo: [100] <Hippopotamus Hustler> and a lawnmower... thats harsh
vo: [100] <Hippopotamus Hustler> whaddido?
vo: [100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> you cheated on me
vo: [100] <Hippopotamus Hustler> please elaborate. im confused
vo: [100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> with that girl in the strip club
0:29
vo: [100] <Hippopotamus Hustler> come on girl, this hippo's too much for just one hoochie. you know that
vo: [100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> I hope she was worth it, because tomorrow I'm going to a divorce lawyer
vo: [100] <Hippopotamus Hustler> bitch we aint married. vegas dont count
vo: [100] <Hippopotamus Hustler> and ya, she was
vo: [100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> consider our split up in effect
vo: [100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> maybe I'll go find someone who appreciates me
vo: [100] <MidasShadow> and What a girl she wa s!
vo: [100] <Hippopotamus Hustler> consider you getting the fuck out of my house official. now. but could you make me one last sandwich pls?
0:32
vo: [100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> no
vo: [100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> because its my house now
vo: [100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> I'll eat my own damn sandwich
vo: [100] <Xandar Tol> I'll have a BLT and a side of potato salad
vo: [100] <Xandar Tol> white toast and mayo
vo: [100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> will you marry me
vo: [100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> I should probably stop irc lurking drunk
vo: [100] <Pondscum> tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of "As the stomach turns"
vo: [100] <MidasShadow> and i will lurk with you all my life LOL
0:35
vo: [100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> lol
vo: [100] <ARF_01> lol
Oct 23, 2011 ChaoSnake link
<vo> [100] <Crusader's Free Mentor Point 7> has anyone else noticed vo crashes when u look at voice chat setting while in a grouop?
<vo> [100] <Estrian Prosis> no.
<vo> [100] <Eckana Estina> no
<vo> [100] <Crusader's Free Mentor Point 7> happened to me twice now
<vo> [100] <Eckana Estina> time for as revised version mentor MK *
<vo> [100] <Eckana Estina> MK 8
<vo> [100] <Estrian Prosis> You're supposed to be a mentor point not a fucking talking moron.
<vo> [100] <Eckana Estina> LOL
<vo> [100] <Crusader's Free Mentor Point 7> who says I cant be both
<vo> [100] <Estrian Prosis> Me. Me and my guns.
<vo> [100] <Crusader's Free Mentor Point 7> o so no one special?
<vo> [100] <Eckana Estina> a bit of colum A a bit or colum B
<vo> [100] <Estrian Prosis> There's a reason I got STFU imprinted on my Sunflare tube.
<vo> [100] <Crusader's Free Mentor Point 7> lol
<vo> [100] <Footballprophet> lol
<vo> [100] <Eckana Estina> LOL
Oct 23, 2011 tarenty link
[10/23/11 15:16:51] [100] <spidey> man am i hearing "at least famy"
[10/23/11 15:16:54] [100] <spidey> that's hilarious
[10/23/11 15:16:57] [100] <Nahin Lor> heh
[10/23/11 15:16:58] [100] <Nahin Lor> yeah
[10/23/11 15:17:08] [100] <spidey> its like they have standards
[10/23/11 15:17:15] [100] <Footballprophet> ?
[10/23/11 15:17:16] [100] <Lil' Red Riding Hood> what is famy?
[10/23/11 15:17:19] [100] <BlastaMasta> well, you read it Spidey, although ya can't spell it
[10/23/11 15:17:24] [100] <Ludwig Graukopf> They do.. a heartbeat.
[10/23/11 15:17:24] [100] <Nahin Lor> it's like they're worth mentioning past that they're free pks >.>
[10/23/11 15:17:32] [100] <Footballprophet> Spidey your hearing things with that Schlong in your ear.
[10/23/11 15:17:53] [100] <Nahin Lor> except we're reading
[10/23/11 15:17:58] [100] <Footballprophet> :]
[10/23/11 15:18:03] [100] <spidey> only my ear canals are only big enough to accomodate shlongs your size
[10/23/11 15:18:10] [100] <Lil' Red Riding Hood> that be a odd place for that, unless he's very flexible
[10/23/11 15:18:18] [100] <spidey> very small
[10/23/11 15:18:20] [100] <Footballprophet> thats not what I hear.. mr airtight.
[10/23/11 15:18:23] [100] <Thomas Trolljaeger> What's a Schlong anyway ?
[10/23/11 15:18:29] [100] <Nahin Lor> man
[10/23/11 15:18:35] [100] <Nahin Lor> this reminds me of thespian
[10/23/11 15:18:38] [100] <Nahin Lor> and the escort thing
[10/23/11 15:18:48] [100] <spidey> lol
[10/23/11 15:18:54] [100] <spidey> "what's an escort"
[10/23/11 15:18:55] [100] <Lil' Red Riding Hood> if you dont know now, you're too young to know
[10/23/11 15:19:03] [100] <spidey> ^
[10/23/11 15:19:23] [100] <Footballprophet> if ye dont know.. go ask somebody! :]
[10/23/11 15:19:35] [100] <Calciumdeposit> look it up on google images
[10/23/11 15:19:41] [100] <Nahin Lor> cruel
[10/23/11 15:19:42] [100] <Footballprophet> lool
[10/23/11 15:19:45] [100] <Crusader8389> lol
[10/23/11 15:19:54] [100] <Footballprophet> lmao!
[10/23/11 15:19:54] [100] <Ludwig Graukopf> Be to turn safesearch off though.
[10/23/11 15:19:58] [100] <spidey> make sure to turn safesarch off

(slightly edited unrelated comments)
Oct 23, 2011 Jmvcilus link
"This week your host will be yodaofborg, who will do his best to host and take cool video shots"

Posted by yodaofborg: http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/14/25390#311936
Oct 24, 2011 AndySpades link
[100] <IRCAndy Spades> does anyone know if the event "LEAVING_STATION" comes with any arguments?
[100] <Savet Hegar> it depends on whether you smack her around a bit before you leave
[100] <Xandar Tol> only when your wife doesn't want you to go to the strip club
Nov 14, 2011 Crusader8389 link
Thu Nov 10 05:05:18 2011] ->Hippopotamus Hustler: or you could be too broke and not be able to afforf 12.5k?
[Thu Nov 10 05:05:25 2011] ->Hippopotamus Hustler: afford*
[Thu Nov 10 05:06:02 2011] ->Hippopotamus Hustler: tell me if I get any of these right
[Thu Nov 10 05:06:20 2011] ->Hippopotamus Hustler: or you could be an alien testing human intellegence and emotional responses
[Thu Nov 10 05:06:35 2011] ->Hippopotamus Hustler: or a psychologist perhaps
[Thu Nov 10 05:07:18 2011] ->Hippopotamus Hustler: itd be cool if it was the alien theory
[Thu Nov 10 05:07:25 2011] ->Hippopotamus Hustler: always wanted to meet aliens
[Thu Nov 10 05:07:38 2011] ->Hippopotamus Hustler: you can come out in the open, im friendly!
[Thu Nov 10 05:07:38 2011] *** *** hippopotamus hustler is not online.

a bit of a monologue but I thought it was perfect timing :) dunno if anyone else will find funny tho
Nov 17, 2011 Crusader8389 link
22:01 <Crusader> yarhar3: define irony
22:01 <yarhar3> Define uit military.
22:01 <Crusader> yarhar3: define uit military
22:01 <yarhar3> Pirates stole your mom.
22:01 <draugath> lol
22:01 <Crusader> wuuut
22:01 <slime> lol
22:01 <Crusader> lol
Nov 21, 2011 Kierky link
<EstrianProsis> yarhar, "Doctor mcay" likes it up the ass.
<yarhar3> Mcay, did you get your name from an eggdrop to be registered to use multiple backends for the neutral territories have prospered in the ass.
<EstrianProsis> LOL
Nov 22, 2011 Kierky link
<EstrianProsis> yarhar, developed
<yarhar3> Twitch-based, science fiction massively multiplayer online role-playing game (mmorpg) developed by guild software for the sale and consumption of alcoholic beverages.
<EstrianProsis> bahahaa
<Pizzasgood> lolzorz
<EstrianProsis> that one is true.