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Nov 22, 2011 Kierky link
<EstrianProsis> yarhar, what is politics?
<yarhar3> Lets not corrupt yarhar3 with politics.
<Pizzasgood> haha
<EstrianProsis> yet yarhar knows of politicians, Barack obama?
<yarhar3> Barack hussein obama ii, born august 4, 1961 is the last 10000.
<Pizzasgood> yarhar, who was better: obama or clinton?
<yarhar3> I like to try to hold the office. Obama previously served as a token of that wild beast.
<Pizzasgood> Now that would be interesting.
<Pizzasgood> Yarhar for 2012!
<yarhar3> Yarhar, you eat shit.
Nov 22, 2011 tarenty link
Nov 26, 2011 genka link
[100] <Excelera> What if it was possible to conquer sectors, potentially through the conquering of all stations within a sector?
[100] <normal mode> what if indeed
[100] <Leapus> GreySpace wars?
[100] <Excelera> Exactly Leapus
[100] <Excelera> I mean, it obviously couldn't be every grey space sector
[100] <normal mode> yeah, definitely post a new suggestions thread
[100] <normal mode> something like in latos or pelatus
[100] <Excelera> Exactly....maybe Sedina even?
[100] <normal mode> noo, sedina has too much stuff
[100] <normal mode> but maybe edras?
[100] <Excelera> Right....but that could make it ever more valuable
[100] <Seragyn> edras is too far away from nation space
[100] <Leapus> not that far from UIT
[100] <Seragyn> well from serco, any special **** there would give an advantage to itani and uit, while making a distinct disadvantage for serco
[100] <Excelera> Oida or Bractus maybe
[100] <Excelera> 8Odia
[100] <Excelera> *Odia
[100] <ARF_01> sedina is too far from Itani space
[100] <normal mode> You know, you should have some sort of special manufacturing missions in these capturable stations
[100] <ARF_01> nah
[100] <Excelera> Maybe there should be a "centralized" grey space area
[100] <ARF_01> if they did that nobody would fight over them
[100] <normal mode> yeah, but crafting is awesome, right?
[100] <Excelera> I'll go post a suggestion thread, everyone keep the ideas fresh.
[100] <normal mode> okay, you go for it
[100] <Excelera> That is, jsut as soon as I dock somewhere...not just gonna float around in grey space...haha

A short time later: This thread appeared.
And then:

[100] <normal mode> So, who would you say is the bigger *******, the ******* that posts a suggestion for a feature that is already in the game
[100] <normal mode> or the *******s that encouraged him?

Or is it perhaps the assholes that take their precious suggestions forum altogether too seriously?

Oh my. I hope I don't commit a faux-pas by implying that tarenty, eddyholland, phaserlight and that pizza guy are assholes.
Nov 26, 2011 Phaserlight link
No wonder.

And genka, nothing is sacred about the suggestions forum, obviously. I guess I am a little sore after blackl5405 and Mordeth Kai stirring up the forums lately.
Nov 26, 2011 Dr. Lecter link
I guess I am a little sore ...

You VPR are perpetually a little butt-hurt, Phaser. More lube on the flares is probably the cure.
Dec 06, 2011 Touriaus link
<tramshed> speaking of candy
<tramshed> its fucking impossible to find sour candy anymore
<tramshed> all the shit that claims its sour
<tramshed> its weak in the sauce
<Kavec> yeah
<Kavec> it's bullshit
<Lemming> I don't like sour candy :|
<Kavec> they used to have carts of sour candy before 9/11
<tramshed> what the fuck does 9/11 have to do with it?
<tramshed> I just assumed kids were pussies these days
<Mecha> They are
<Mecha> look at Lemming
<tramshed> market research and whatnot
<Kavec> closest anchor point in memory to the last time I saw serious sour candy
<Mecha> warheads
<tramshed> I bought some atomic warheads today
<Lemming> true fact: I disliked sour candy before 9/11
<Mecha> I loved those
<tramshed> and the fucking things were sweet
<tramshed> FUCKING SWEET
<tramshed> they didnt used to be sweet
<tramshed> something changed
<Kavec> fucking obama
<Lemming> that either sounds like you hate them, or think they are awesome
<Mecha> you're insane!
<Mecha> hahaha kavec
<tramshed> I used to like them
<tramshed> they suck nuts now
<Lemming> tramshed, you could look for some cooking ingredient that they use to make sour things
<tramshed> I dont like candy enough to make it myself
<Kavec> fucking limes
<tramshed> I eat candy once or twice a year
<Mecha> then....why are you so angry
<tramshed> mostly because some asshole who lives here bought it and offered it to me
<tramshed> BECAUSE THAT SHIT AINT SOUR
<Mecha> you're irrational!
<tramshed> if Im gonna eat something called sour patch
<tramshed> shit best be sour
<tramshed> otherwise
<tramshed> im gonna talk shit about its as
<tramshed> s
<Kavec> maybe your tongue has been abused ragged and is insensitive to sour taste and love
<Mecha> uh
<Mecha> it's butt?
<tramshed> my tongue loves flavors
<Mecha> you're gonna talk trash about it's butt
<tramshed> im a pretty good cook
<tramshed> and I tell you this mecha
<tramshed> its ass
<tramshed> tastes different.
<Mecha> wait
<tramshed> I can tell
<tramshed> im a fucking professional
<Mecha> you tasted it's butt
<tramshed> how else would one get its measure as a man?
<Mecha> and it tastes different from the last time
<Mecha> maybe it's something they ate....
<tramshed> this how dogs cull the weak
<tramshed> thier ass tastes different
<tramshed> let them die from exposure
<Kavec> I've never tasted another man's butt
<Mecha> for instance, maybe last time they had mexican
<tramshed> its a good system
<tramshed> I stand by it
<Mecha> and this time chinese
<tramshed> ****** cant survive in this area
<tramshed> makes sense to abandon them to the elements
<Mecha> their butt.....
<tramshed> hmm
<tramshed> yep, im pretty drunk
Dec 06, 2011 Jmvcilus link
uhhh...wtf did I just read?

I will just leave this here:
Dec 06, 2011 raven177 link
Wow, that was ... um... something.
Dec 07, 2011 Kierky link
Heh holy shit tramshed
Dec 17, 2011 ryan reign link
[12/16/11 21:00:14] [100] <Incarnate> I think I remember talking about it with you, long ago, but I've had some intervening distractions.
[12/16/11 21:00:59] [100] <Benerrandis> ah... coke and russian prostitutes? the high adventure of game developers lives.
[12/16/11 21:01:18] [100] <Incarnate> yeah, all ferraris and drugs and hookers. it's crazy.
[12/16/11 21:01:20] [100] <slime> haha
[12/16/11 21:01:31] [100] <slime> the secret life of game developers...
[12/16/11 21:01:33] [100] <slime> revealed!
[12/16/11 21:01:40] [100] <Gerty> my cat even thought that was funny.
[12/16/11 21:01:44] [100] <Benerrandis> Next on FOX NEWS!
Dec 17, 2011 ryan reign link
[12/16/11 21:13:24] [100] <Incarnate> I'm here to not-help.
Dec 18, 2011 Tohe Spidire link
<Sajiel> when doing pvp, if you lose you have also to rebuy the ship?
<Korvus Ferreus> yup
<Foo McQuux> ship will be gone, weapons & cargo may drop
<Deathzor> nobody has cargo in his ship in a planned pvp i would assume
<TheRedSpy> no
<Hippopotamus Hustler> excdept for moth-ram battles :]
<The Fluffy> Generally no.
<Tohe Spidire> Then why was that guy carrying so much scrap metal?
<Hippopotamus Hustler> lol
<The Fluffy> lol
<Corona Oceana> lol!
<Yakazen> maybe he killed some drones for training and forget to sell them :o)
Feb 16, 2012 ryan reign link
The following has been edited for reasons of national security.

02/16/12 02:39:53] *Withheld for security reasons* Oh gotcha. Yeah I know who you are and what you guys are about lol. I was here when your website got seized and all that shit

[02/16/12 02:40:17] *Withheld for security reasons* I just keep this XXX XXXXXXXX so I can XXXX around XXXX XXXXXX without having to worry about XXXXX XXXX XXX XXXXXX

[02/16/12 02:40:46] [100] <Lysander Leonidas> lol... that was awesome and terrifying! But, no other VO guild can honestly claim their guild forums were seized by Homeland Security!!!
[02/16/12 02:40:48] [100] <Lysander Leonidas> wc

[02/16/12 02:40:58] *Withheld for security reasons* yeah no shit that was pretty epic

[02/16/12 02:43:02] [100] <Lysander Leonidas> Night VO... may be back late, may not... who knows

[02/16/12 02:43:14] [100] <Tuerd> pshhhh even my grandmas been seized by homeland security 2-3 times no biggie

[02/16/12 02:43:24] [100] Lysander Leonidas sweeps "Conflict Diamond" off her feet and kisses her

[02/16/12 02:43:50] [100] <Lysander Leonidas> yeah... but yer grandma isnt a VO guild

[02/16/12 02:44:04] [100] <Espionage> maybe his grandma is "Conflict Diamond"
Feb 28, 2012 Espionage link
[100] <Ifor Ivanovich> So you think I ought to be OK going up through Edras, then, Foo?
[100] <Ifor Ivanovich> Err, wc
[100] <Dragonfly_oX--> Too late, the pirates will eat you now.
[100] <Neon Black> lolol
Thorongil Gunawan has left the sector
You are entering Edras H-15
[100] <Ifor Ivanovich> Oh bollocks
[100] Espionage might cry
[100] <Ifor Ivanovich> I'll just go back to mining in Odia, then
[100] <Ifor Ivanovich> Station sectors are safe enough, even if they are Corvus.

Lulz!
Apr 07, 2012 yodaofborg link
[100] <Gerty> o yeah, in summation, I think it's fair to say that Ish was a total dick, and we can all be glad he's gone
[100] <Litestar> gf
[100] <Ishathis Bessuni> If you say so.
[100] <CrazySpence> gf
[100] <Litestar> gf
[100] <Gerty> oh, hi Ish

Well, it made me lol, heh
Apr 10, 2012 anso link
[100] < La "pinocchio" Paparazzi > Gray space owned and operated [assuming we outnumber you. or you're flying an unarmed ship] pay to play.
[100] < fbp > FAMY lulz Yarr
[100] < Zylex > Umm fbp about those shipments of millions of credits worth of Gatling Turret that we used to have.
[100] < La "pinocchio" Paparazzi > Yarr! Lulz, yarr Savet Hager, I wish you made me into a real boy ! FAMY Yarr.
[100] < fbp > Damn it Zylex why didn't you ask VPR for an escort, oh it was them that seized the cargo.
[100] < fbp > wc ...yar :(
[100] <Redscar> :{' ... Redscar smokes a cheroot while counting Gatling turrets
Apr 10, 2012 TheRedSpy link
Sounds like someones a little bitter. RedScar if you expect the VO equivalent of the mafia to fight fair and follow the rules of honour, who's really being unreasonable?
Apr 10, 2012 tarenty link
[04/10/12 19:21:31] [100] IRC <Niki> killgirl, i heard draugath is not satisfied with his love life, can you help him out?
[04/10/12 19:21:37] [100] <Nahin Lor> lol
[04/10/12 19:21:43] [100] <Mistena Kosmel> hey
[04/10/12 19:21:45] [100] <Mistena Kosmel> Please
[04/10/12 19:21:48] [100] <Mistena Kosmel> Why not ask me?
[04/10/12 19:22:03] [100] IRC <Niki> i don't think draugath is gay, is he?
[04/10/12 19:22:03] [100] <draugath> Mistena, if you're really a girl, could you help me with my love life?
[04/10/12 19:22:04] [100] <Andy Spades> because you have already been promised to me.
[04/10/12 19:22:09] [100] <Mistena Kosmel> ofc
[04/10/12 19:22:16] [100] <Mistena Kosmel> Ish
[04/10/12 19:22:27] [100] <Mistena Kosmel> install somthing on your bot that tells my true gender
[04/10/12 19:22:49] [100] IRC <classibot> On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog
Apr 13, 2012 abortretryfail link
[100] <Lisa201> cool, for sector chat, use capitol T. It's green like this.
[100] <Lisa201> ha! wc good one!
Apr 13, 2012 abortretryfail link
Hey it's not 2011 anymore! Whistler, can you slice the end this thread off at the new year?