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Nov 09, 2005 moldyman link
Well, yeah, I found this comical little monkey only yesterday. Got the logs and edited them a little, so now I present to you the AMAZING Seta the Space Monkey!

[Tue Nov 8 22:29:59 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Ook!
[Tue Nov 8 22:30:00 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> <Seta the space monkey> I pity du fool dat trys da take ol Jack!
[Tue Nov 8 22:30:12 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Sylvanas> What about traders and making money?
[Tue Nov 8 22:30:17 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> AHHHH!
[Tue Nov 8 22:30:25 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey clambers back up to his spot on Blak Jack's hat.
[Tue Nov 8 22:30:36 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Ye be want'n it Sylvanas?
[Tue Nov 8 22:30:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Bloody easy 100k fer 2 jump mission
[Tue Nov 8 22:30:54 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Sylvanas> Depends on what it is. But likely as I am a bit bored/tired.
[Tue Nov 8 22:30:58 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> hehe
[Tue Nov 8 22:31:02 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Sylvanas> LOL.
[Tue Nov 8 22:31:04 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Coppers be round try'n tu stop free trade msg me
[Tue Nov 8 22:31:07 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Whut chu mean, bot cleanup?
[Tue Nov 8 22:31:08 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Hmm?
[Tue Nov 8 22:31:22 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Bots clean up after themselves!
[Tue Nov 8 22:31:28 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> Apparently
[Tue Nov 8 22:31:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Whut else'r the collectors fer? Hmm?
[Tue Nov 8 22:31:48 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Storm of Silence> minerals
[Tue Nov 8 22:31:53 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey screeches at LeberMac.
[Tue Nov 8 22:31:58 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> EEEEEK!
[Tue Nov 8 22:32:19 2005] 28b4f0[100]Blak Jack The Pirate gives Seta a cig
[Tue Nov 8 22:32:24 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Good monkey
[Tue Nov 8 22:32:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Kalki> the screechin is nothin... just don't let it sit on your head leber
[Tue Nov 8 22:32:40 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey takes it and makes Leviathans with the smoke.
[Tue Nov 8 22:32:44 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> *puff*
[Tue Nov 8 22:32:55 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Ooook!
[Tue Nov 8 22:32:58 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> *cough*
[Tue Nov 8 22:33:13 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Ol Jack got a good monkey fer bloody sure
[Tue Nov 8 22:33:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Lookie ow talented tu wee lil mate be
[Tue Nov 8 22:33:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey agrees with ol Jack. He knows whut ee's talkin bout.
[Tue Nov 8 22:33:42 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> He's going to jail...
[Tue Nov 8 22:33:53 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Like bloody ell he is copper
[Tue Nov 8 22:33:59 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey pulls Seta Ralel's hat over his eyes.
[Tue Nov 8 22:34:33 2005] 28b4f0[100]Kalki pours Seta (the monkey) a stiff shot of tequila
[Tue Nov 8 22:34:35 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> I's not goin to jail if ya can't see me, ya dirty copper!
[Tue Nov 8 22:34:49 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey sniffs the drink
[Tue Nov 8 22:35:04 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> ahh, 'ats th' stuff...
[Tue Nov 8 22:35:05 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> See smart ess paint me ol Seta be
[Tue Nov 8 22:35:13 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> *gulp*
[Tue Nov 8 22:35:14 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Sylvanas> I should attend a bartending school for the heck of it.
[Tue Nov 8 22:35:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Ye might want t'be talkin to ol' Miss 'haru in tha' case, foo.
[Tue Nov 8 22:35:47 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta Ralel starts filling out the paperwork...
[Tue Nov 8 22:36:05 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Aye she be a wee nice lil lass, good with ye ol grog to
[Tue Nov 8 22:36:48 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Ev'n gives Seta a bunch o' banana each n evry time ee visit!
[Tue Nov 8 22:36:57 2005] 28b4f0[100]Blak Jack The Pirate kills traders while Seta the silly copper fills out paper work
[Tue Nov 8 22:37:22 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey wanders over to the paperwork, takes a dump on it, and wanders back to Blak Jack's shoulder.
[Tue Nov 8 22:37:31 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Eeeeek!
[Tue Nov 8 22:37:34 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Ooook!
[Tue Nov 8 22:37:41 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> *scratches armpit*
[Tue Nov 8 22:38:01 2005] 28b4f0[100]Blak Jack The Pirate hands Seta the silly copper a pooper scooper
[Tue Nov 8 22:38:06 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Arrde har har
[Tue Nov 8 22:38:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey pities Seta Ralel, that n00b copper.
[Tue Nov 8 22:38:39 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta Ralel shoots the pooper scooper outa Jack's hand
[Tue Nov 8 22:38:50 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> be careful
[Tue Nov 8 22:39:01 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> I thought you were bringing out a weapon
[Tue Nov 8 22:39:06 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Bloody ell that's abuse!
[Tue Nov 8 22:39:23 2005] 28b4f0[100]Blak Jack The Pirate looks around for the vpr com number
[Tue Nov 8 22:39:34 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey picks up the pooper scooper and flings pieces of crap into Seta Ralel's face with it.
[Tue Nov 8 22:39:43 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta Ralel ducks
[Tue Nov 8 22:39:48 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> whoa!
[Tue Nov 8 22:39:49 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Tis a pooper scooper, ain't it?
[Tue Nov 8 22:39:58 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey screeches in glee.
[Tue Nov 8 22:40:08 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan claps
[Tue Nov 8 22:40:25 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Root Baba> nobodies shot that flee-bag yet?
[Tue Nov 8 22:40:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Eeeeek!
[Tue Nov 8 22:40:50 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> whozat you callin' a flee-bag?
[Tue Nov 8 22:40:50 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Root Baba> umm... *nobody's and *flea-bag
[Tue Nov 8 22:41:31 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta Ralel heads to the head... can't be seen with monkey poop on my uniform... luckily, I have freshly pressed ones in my locker
[Tue Nov 8 22:42:27 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey scampers over to Root Baba and takes Root's bounty in credits out of his Prada.
[Tue Nov 8 22:42:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey runs over to Monk and deposits the credits in his lap.
[Tue Nov 8 22:42:52 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> wee!
[Tue Nov 8 22:42:55 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> =)
[Tue Nov 8 22:42:57 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> A monkey lap dance?
[Tue Nov 8 22:42:58 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey now scampers back to Blak Jack.
[Tue Nov 8 22:43:05 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> moneys!
[Tue Nov 8 22:44:51 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> what chu think you are, So-Lotus? A wunnabe pirate?
[Tue Nov 8 22:45:02 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> eeek!
[Tue Nov 8 22:45:55 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> (but it is hard if you are not a pilot to actually get this one)
[Tue Nov 8 22:46:08 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> want me to tell ya?
[Tue Nov 8 22:46:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey would say lift.
[Tue Nov 8 22:46:41 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Or drag
[Tue Nov 8 22:46:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> or Oooook!
[Tue Nov 8 22:46:49 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> or ye olde thrust.
[Tue Nov 8 22:46:53 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> Okie doke...
[Tue Nov 8 22:47:00 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> -.-
[Tue Nov 8 22:47:03 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> showoff monkey
[Tue Nov 8 22:47:10 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> why dontcha repeat the old quiz for Seta?
[Tue Nov 8 22:47:33 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> a properly executed barrel roll actually "looks" like a corkscrew (what Nerde suggested)... but
[Tue Nov 8 22:47:34 2005] 28b4f0[100]<So-Lotus> i really need to pirate in something other then a vult i just got a moth with 40 lux goods
[Tue Nov 8 22:47:55 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> it is a 1-g roll...
[Tue Nov 8 22:48:20 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> the aircraft actually never knows it was upside down...
[Tue Nov 8 22:49:03 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> several pilots have placed a cup of coffee somewhere (different places for different tricks)
[Tue Nov 8 22:49:14 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> and nothing spills...
[Tue Nov 8 22:49:26 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> it's centripetal acceleration, yo.
[Tue Nov 8 22:49:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey screeches.
[Tue Nov 8 22:49:42 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> aye
[Tue Nov 8 22:50:03 2005] 28b4f0[100]Smittens doesn't get the Missing Badge thing
[Tue Nov 8 22:50:06 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan shakes fist at Seta
[Tue Nov 8 22:50:11 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> stick to comps you!
[Tue Nov 8 22:50:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<RelayeR> that's because it is rotating around an imaginary point above the cockpit and centrifical force simulated gravity
[Tue Nov 8 22:50:33 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> so what's the question ol Seta the Space Monkey is supposed to be answering?
[Tue Nov 8 22:50:43 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> centripetal, RelayEr
[Tue Nov 8 22:50:46 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> *eR
[Tue Nov 8 22:50:51 2005] 28b4f0[100]<RelayeR> yeah
[Tue Nov 8 22:50:56 2005] 28b4f0[100]<RelayeR> what he said
[Tue Nov 8 22:50:56 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> there is no such thing as "centrifugal" force
[Tue Nov 8 22:51:13 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> you mean the force that pushes you out
[Tue Nov 8 22:51:18 2005] 28b4f0[100]<RelayeR> uh huh
[Tue Nov 8 22:51:22 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> which I cant spell properly
[Tue Nov 8 22:51:22 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> there is no force that pushes you out
[Tue Nov 8 22:51:31 2005] 28b4f0[100]<RelayeR> down
[Tue Nov 8 22:51:34 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> -.-
[Tue Nov 8 22:51:35 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> the force pushes you FORWARDS.
[Tue Nov 8 22:51:42 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> yes
[Tue Nov 8 22:51:44 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> acceleration pulls you inwards
[Tue Nov 8 22:51:56 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> wait, must not argue with physics student
[Tue Nov 8 22:51:59 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Kixkizzle> Yea yea get over yourself your so smart.
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:06 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey screeches.
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:06 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Kixkizzle> its the english language just let it go.
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:19 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey pities the n00b that isn't as smart as ol Seta
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:26 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> -.-
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:26 2005] 28b4f0[100]<RelayeR> what force is created in a centrifuge?
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:29 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> Yes, centripetal force is what pushes you DOWN away from the "point" which you are orbiting
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Centripetal.
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:39 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> no, leber
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:42 2005] 28b4f0[100]<RelayeR> say it again
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> that force doesn't exist
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:46 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> You want to go in a line but gravity or whatever causes you tu curve
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:49 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> centrifugal force is a false force seta is saying
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:55 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> I know
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:57 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> Yes
[Tue Nov 8 22:52:59 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> the force is INWARDS towards the point
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:04 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> not away
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:08 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> as ALL of you are saying
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:15 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> hehe
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:19 2005] 28b4f0[100]<RelayeR> sat it again monkey
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:21 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> Your vector wants you to go in straight line
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:27 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> aye
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:29 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> yes... centripital force of 1-g
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]RelayeR claps
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:33 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> other forces (e.g. gravity) curves that line
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:34 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> but something wont let you
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:35 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> DING!
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> ie seatbelt etc
[Tue Nov 8 22:53:41 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey gets the ol point!
[Tue Nov 8 22:54:17 2005] 28b4f0[100]<RelayeR> say it again monkey
[Tue Nov 8 22:54:19 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> anyway
[Tue Nov 8 22:54:24 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> could be yer coefficient of ass-friction, Monk!
[Tue Nov 8 22:54:30 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> Or velcro
[Tue Nov 8 22:54:36 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey grins a big monkey-ish grin.
[Tue Nov 8 22:54:37 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> Or duperglue
[Tue Nov 8 22:54:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> EEEK!
[Tue Nov 8 22:54:40 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> shuddup
[Tue Nov 8 22:54:40 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> because the arch that the aircraft traverses is really rolling about a 45-degree angle, all the way around... finishing up in the same direction you started
[Tue Nov 8 22:54:59 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> so ol' Seta the Space Monkey wins the quiz?
[Tue Nov 8 22:55:18 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> Seta the Space monkey is under arrest...
[Tue Nov 8 22:55:21 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> hehe
[Tue Nov 8 22:55:22 2005] 28b4f0[100]<lenzenm> yeah, you win the right to fling poo at yourself
[Tue Nov 8 22:55:24 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey thinks NOT
[Tue Nov 8 22:55:26 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Fer what?
[Tue Nov 8 22:55:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> stealing my badge
[Tue Nov 8 22:55:47 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta Ralel> I have pictures!
[Tue Nov 8 22:55:49 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey flings a pile of crap at lenzenm with the pooper scooper.
[Tue Nov 8 22:56:33 2005] 28b4f0[100]<lenzenm> I sure am glad I wore the teflon suit today
[Tue Nov 8 22:57:24 2005] 28b4f0[100]<RelayeR> dun dun dun
[Tue Nov 8 22:57:30 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan flings a banana at Seta the monkey
[Tue Nov 8 22:57:40 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey din't steal no badge yer honor!
[Tue Nov 8 22:57:42 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta Ralel has to leave...
[Tue Nov 8 22:57:47 2005] 28b4f0[100]<lenzenm> dont feed him, now he wont leave!
[Tue Nov 8 22:57:57 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> It was all that oddball Smittens!
[Tue Nov 8 22:57:57 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> oop
[Tue Nov 8 22:58:03 2005] 28b4f0[100]Blak Jack The Pirate hits MonkoAkan with his TWW
[Tue Nov 8 22:58:16 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey hands the banana to Blak Jack so he can put it in the stash.
[Tue Nov 8 22:58:41 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Me tally wacker wacker
[Tue Nov 8 22:58:53 2005] 28b4f0[100]<LeberMac> owie.
[Tue Nov 8 22:58:58 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> It be me xith encrusted cane
[Tue Nov 8 22:59:09 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Ol Jack hit's dicks with it
[Tue Nov 8 22:59:15 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Arrde har har
[Tue Nov 8 22:59:24 2005] 28b4f0[100]<So-Lotus> yarr!
[Tue Nov 8 22:59:25 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan hands Jak a mine
[Tue Nov 8 22:59:31 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> here ya go Enjoy
[Tue Nov 8 23:00:30 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> oo oo ah ah
[Tue Nov 8 23:00:46 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> ook! eek! ook aak aak!
[Tue Nov 8 23:00:58 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> ting tang walla walla bing bang.
[Tue Nov 8 23:01:03 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> ook! eek! ook aak aak!
[Tue Nov 8 23:01:05 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> ting tang walla walla bing bang.
[Tue Nov 8 23:01:21 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan chuck a physics book at the monkey
[Tue Nov 8 23:01:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey catches it and poops on it.
[Tue Nov 8 23:01:55 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey feeds the book to a innocent bystander chosen at random.
[Tue Nov 8 23:02:00 2005] *MonkofAkan* dare I say ur the next genka =P
[Tue Nov 8 23:02:07 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Eagle_1> hey! I need that for my physics class!
[Tue Nov 8 23:02:28 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Eagle_1 it is!
[Tue Nov 8 23:02:39 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey stuffs the book down "Eagle_1's throat.
[Tue Nov 8 23:02:44 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Eeeeeeek!
[Tue Nov 8 23:02:59 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey scampers away to sit on Blak Jack's shoulder.
[Tue Nov 8 23:03:11 2005] ->MonkofAkan: Nah, I'm more amusing :P
[Tue Nov 8 23:03:15 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Eagle_1> ya better run
[Tue Nov 8 23:03:21 2005] ->MonkofAkan: have a quick poll :P
[Tue Nov 8 23:03:24 2005] ->MonkofAkan: go ahead :D
[Tue Nov 8 23:04:12 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan grumbles something about monkey vs genka
[Tue Nov 8 23:04:19 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Sylvanas> Not no more you don't, "Eagle_1"! Your class just got cancelled! ;)
[Tue Nov 8 23:04:23 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> So, ol' Seta wuz wond'rin... who ya find more amusin'? Little ol' Seta or that nasty old Genka?
[Tue Nov 8 23:04:58 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> >.>
[Tue Nov 8 23:05:01 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> *chirp*
[Tue Nov 8 23:05:02 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> *chirp*
[Tue Nov 8 23:05:04 2005] 28b4f0[100]<lenzenm> a nasty, smelly monkey, or a nasty, smelly troll?
[Tue Nov 8 23:05:04 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> *chirp*
[Tue Nov 8 23:05:16 2005] 28b4f0[100]<lenzenm> hm, tough call
[Tue Nov 8 23:05:20 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> *chirp*
[Tue Nov 8 23:05:26 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey isn't smelly! Hell, my crap smells like roses!
[Tue Nov 8 23:05:34 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> And it's edible too!
[Tue Nov 8 23:05:42 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> >.>
[Tue Nov 8 23:05:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> *chirp*
[Tue Nov 8 23:05:57 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Noth'n ol Jack as be smelly
[Tue Nov 8 23:06:16 2005] *MonkofAkan* =P
[Tue Nov 8 23:06:17 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Give ol Seta enough practice and he could play the sniper with his pooper scooper!
[Tue Nov 8 23:06:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<lenzenm> perhaps you cannot smell your own breath Blak Jack?
[Tue Nov 8 23:06:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey mimics holding a sniper rifle.
[Tue Nov 8 23:07:00 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Yer girl said me breat was smell'n good last night me boy'oi
[Tue Nov 8 23:07:10 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> ohhhhhhhhhh
[Tue Nov 8 23:07:15 2005] 28b4f0[100]<lenzenm> boy? I'm over 150 years old
[Tue Nov 8 23:07:15 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey thinks that lenzenm just got serv'd.
[Tue Nov 8 23:07:23 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Nice wun, sir!
[Tue Nov 8 23:07:33 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> An' she was a hottie, too!
[Tue Nov 8 23:07:39 2005] 28b4f0[100]<lenzenm> and I havent had a girl in the last 50...and no, no boys either
[Tue Nov 8 23:08:00 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Aye'n after last night ye won't be av
[Tue Nov 8 23:08:07 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> n er either
[Tue Nov 8 23:08:15 2005] 28b4f0[100]<lenzenm> it sucks to get this old...and have a body that rejects cybernetic replacements
[Tue Nov 8 23:08:25 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey sneakily plots to steal lenzenm's girl away from Blak Jack >.>
[Tue Nov 8 23:08:36 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Nobody can resist an adorable monkey like meself!
[Tue Nov 8 23:08:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> *chirp*
[Tue Nov 8 23:08:47 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> *chirp*
[Tue Nov 8 23:08:51 2005] 28b4f0[100]<lenzenm> nobody, or *everybody*?
[Tue Nov 8 23:09:00 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey hands Monk a bag of bird seed.
[Tue Nov 8 23:09:01 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> Choice #2 for the win!
[Tue Nov 8 23:09:05 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Knock yerself out, kid.
[Tue Nov 8 23:09:15 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> Oooo bird seed
[Tue Nov 8 23:09:25 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan starts chucking birdseed at the monkey
[Tue Nov 8 23:09:33 2005] 28b4f0[100]Mecha Touriuas wants to see seta duel space cow
[Tue Nov 8 23:09:55 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey swats it back at Monk. You think you can defeat me, a monkey trained in the arts of shit-fu?
[Tue Nov 8 23:10:01 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Hiiiii-ya!
[Tue Nov 8 23:10:10 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey slashes his tail down.
[Tue Nov 8 23:10:31 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan pours the bag out on top of Blak Jack and Seta
[Tue Nov 8 23:10:34 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> Dodge that!
[Tue Nov 8 23:10:59 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey notes that the bag was one o them lil 2oz baggies.
[Tue Nov 8 23:11:14 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> It still pours!
[Tue Nov 8 23:11:22 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey flings a wad of crap in Smittens' direction as he leaves.
[Tue Nov 8 23:11:37 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> You dare t' leave in th' middle o my act?!
[Tue Nov 8 23:11:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]<[syn]n00b> bwaaaahahaha a space monkey
[Tue Nov 8 23:11:46 2005] 28b4f0[100][syn]n00b hides the fans
[Tue Nov 8 23:11:51 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Prepost'rous!
[Tue Nov 8 23:11:53 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> lol perfect
[Tue Nov 8 23:11:56 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> troll vs troll
[Tue Nov 8 23:12:05 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> BATTLE OF TEH TROLLS!
[Tue Nov 8 23:12:16 2005] 28b4f0[100]<[syn]n00b> oh no monk, I'd never even dare to think I could out-troll a space monkey
[Tue Nov 8 23:12:21 2005] 28b4f0[100]MonkofAkan plays Mortal Combat music
[Tue Nov 8 23:12:24 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey dances around, playfully punching his fists.
[Tue Nov 8 23:12:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]Pilot 13 is very disturbed at all of this
[Tue Nov 8 23:12:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey flings a wad of crap at "[syn]n00b" with his pooper scooper.
[Tue Nov 8 23:12:49 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> *FIRST BLOOD!!!*
[Tue Nov 8 23:13:02 2005] 28b4f0[100][syn]n00b dodges deftly
[Tue Nov 8 23:13:02 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> thats CS dumbass
[Tue Nov 8 23:13:12 2005] 28b4f0[100][syn]n00b can destroy the world with his mind yaknow
[Tue Nov 8 23:13:13 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey ain't no dumbass, yo.
[Tue Nov 8 23:13:21 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Yous the dumbass.
[Tue Nov 8 23:13:30 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> yeah, my ass can't think
[Tue Nov 8 23:13:30 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Mecha Touriuas> this is sickening
[Tue Nov 8 23:13:34 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> tme looks at his butt
[Tue Nov 8 23:13:40 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> Yup definitely can't think
[Tue Nov 8 23:13:46 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Mecha Touriuas> i want to turn off 100 but i can't
[Tue Nov 8 23:13:49 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey sits on [syn]n00b's head and leaves a 10-pound pile of crap.
[Tue Nov 8 23:14:09 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Pilot 13> shouldnt have fed him all those bannanas
[Tue Nov 8 23:14:10 2005] 28b4f0[100]<[syn]n00b> some people just try too hard
[Tue Nov 8 23:14:42 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> fact o th matter is, mistr Genka, I've been found to be more amusing than ye!
[Tue Nov 8 23:14:50 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> thats a lie
[Tue Nov 8 23:15:00 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> no one answered the poll cuz no one could decide
[Tue Nov 8 23:15:09 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Pilot 13> what poll?
[Tue Nov 8 23:15:17 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> genka vs seta whos worse?
[Tue Nov 8 23:15:23 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Who's more funny?
[Tue Nov 8 23:15:35 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Pilot 13> oh Genka
[Tue Nov 8 23:15:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> genka has a more sophisticated way of trolling
[Tue Nov 8 23:15:44 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Pilot 13> yea
[Tue Nov 8 23:15:44 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Mecha Touriuas> yeah
[Tue Nov 8 23:15:48 2005] 28b4f0[100][syn]n00b hugs his sarcasm
[Tue Nov 8 23:15:52 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> lol
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:00 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Pilot 13> i read this one forum and it was HILARIOUS
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:00 2005] *MonkofAkan* =P
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:01 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> ah yes, th old sarcasm.
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:18 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> works on people who don't know what it means.
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:31 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Mecha Touriuas> so it's working seta?
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:33 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> seta seta seta.......
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:33 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey points at Pilot 13
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:43 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Now here's a guy who needs his bananas
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:49 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Pilot 13> mmmmm bannanas
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:50 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> give up the trolling you're outclassed
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:50 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> See, I get cranky without mine
[Tue Nov 8 23:16:55 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> n00b is a vet at that
[Tue Nov 8 23:17:22 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> The question wunnt who was a better troll, sir
[Tue Nov 8 23:17:28 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> t'was who was funnier.
[Tue Nov 8 23:17:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> genka
[Tue Nov 8 23:17:34 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Pilot 13> GENKA !
[Tue Nov 8 23:17:38 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Mecha Touriuas> genka
[Tue Nov 8 23:17:48 2005] *MonkofAkan* =PPPPPPPP
[Tue Nov 8 23:17:56 2005] ->MonkofAkan: Fuck you too, sir.
[Tue Nov 8 23:17:56 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> 3 to 0
[Tue Nov 8 23:17:59 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Pilot 13> hes uber funny
[Tue Nov 8 23:17:59 2005] ->MonkofAkan: Fuck you too.
[Tue Nov 8 23:18:03 2005] *MonkofAkan* haha
[Tue Nov 8 23:18:06 2005] 28b4f0[100]<[syn]n00b> omg wtf, fuck off elitist assholes, I don't need you support
[Tue Nov 8 23:18:13 2005] 28b4f0[100]<MonkofAkan> lol
[Tue Nov 8 23:18:24 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Pilot 13> rofl
[Tue Nov 8 23:18:35 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> Well, ol Seta tried his best
[Tue Nov 8 23:18:58 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> But ee got outclassed by some whatchamacallit
[Tue Nov 8 23:19:18 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey dunks So-Lotus in a tub of fecal matter.
[Tue Nov 8 23:19:30 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Seta the Space Monkey> sa'matter, boy?
[Tue Nov 8 23:20:13 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Bloody way o life
[Tue Nov 8 23:20:18 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey notices that all yer doin' is pissin off ev'ryone else.
[Tue Nov 8 23:20:33 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Ye be piss'n on yer self
[Tue Nov 8 23:20:39 2005] 28b4f0[100]<So-Lotus> arrr!
[Tue Nov 8 23:20:43 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Blak Jack The Pirate> Silly trader blighters
[Tue Nov 8 23:20:45 2005] 28b4f0[100]Seta the Space Monkey takes a nap on Blak Jack's hat.
Nov 11, 2005 leapfrog link
The monkey won't be around that long... he's under arrest... and I always get my man... er, monkey...

For what, you ask?

http://www.viperguild.com/wiki/index.php?title=Missing_badge

and want proof?

http://www.viperguild.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Blak_Jack_The_Pirate

enough said...
Sep 08, 2006 moldyman link
That blasted monkey's been sighted again!
Sep 08, 2006 LeberMac link
Didn't the monkey get life in prison? Or didn't Lecter eat it? I forget.
Sep 08, 2006 MysticRogue link
Actually he was hanging around CLM HQ while BlakJack was away, causing all sorts of ruckus, and costing way too much in monkey chow,bananas and smokes.
Sep 10, 2006 toshiro link
I knew I should have dissected the monkey when I had a hold of him. Curse my soft spot for primates.