<Mecha Touriuas> i slept on my arm wrong or something

<Gerty> nerve pinch?
<Ryan Reign> is there a nail in it?
<Mecha Touriuas> just hurts when i move it a certain way

<Mecha Touriuas> no...
<Ryan Reign> hmmm...then Im out of ideas
<Ryan Reign> wait...is your arm being chewed on or eaten by a tiger or perhaps a shark?

<Crello Yoma> don't forget barracuda or maybe a crocodile
<Mecha Touriuas> none of the above

<Ryan Reign> how bout cannibals?
<Crello Yoma> zombie?
<Ryan Reign> is it caught in a vice grip perhaps?
<Mecha Touriuas> no..
<Crello Yoma> c-clamp or alligator clip
<Ryan Reign> have you recently exposed your arm to a running belt sander?

<Crello Yoma> hmm high speed buffer/grinder with abrasive pad?

<Crello Yoma> a rabid squirrel?

<Ryan Reign> have you recently injected your arm with the Ebola virus?
<Gerty> how's the diagnosis coming along?
<Ryan Reign> I suspect mechas arm is afflicted with the plauge and leprosy

<Gerty> it sucks, but you're probably right, in my professional opinion

<Ryan Reign> yeah...we may have to amputate
<Ryan Reign> now whered I put my medical grade arm remover?
<Gerty> unfortunately, I concur... better to save what's left
<Ryan Reign> we could attach something useful in place of the arm...a rake perhaps?
<Gerty> with the science at our disposal, there are many interesting possibities
<Ryan Reign> I suspect that since zombies may have been involved we should attach a chain saw
<Gerty> I think he'd like that, let's go with chainsaw

Gerty prepares the Goldfinger Laser Table
Ryan Reign gets a tranq gun
<Gerty> better dose him good, I haven't used this thing in a long time
Ryan Reign shoot Mecha with 5 tranq darts
<Mecha Touriuas> uh k...
<Mecha Touriuas> you guys have been discussing this without me i see
<Ryan Reign> sorry Mecha...we have to amputate your arm
<Gerty> we have your best interests in mind, trust us, we're doctors
<Mecha Touriuas> uh..it doesn't hurt that bad
<Mecha Touriuas> no you're not...
<Ryan Reign> thats not the point!!!
<Mecha Touriuas> you're a photojournalist and a...well i don't know what you are
<Ryan Reign> we have determined that the infection will spread!
<Gerty> OK, we're not accredited, but we are advanced hobbysists
Ryan Reign straps Mecha into the "arm-B-gone"
<Gerty> which means you get to avoid all the expense, we do this for fun
<Ryan Reign> you may feel a slight pinching sensation
<Ryan Reign> see...we lie to you like doctors!
<Ryan Reign> actually...this'll prolly hurt like hell
<Mecha Touriuas> um
<Mecha Touriuas> i need a second opinion
<Gerty> I don't think the laser has a low-power setting, so notify the burn unit
<Ryan Reign> ok.
<Ryan Reign> you could stand to lose a few pounds, but thats a different issue
<Mecha Touriuas> and also, i should call my insurance...so if you'll just let me out
<Ryan Reign> now hold still
Ryan Reign presses the button
<Mecha Touriuas> um i meant about the...
<Mecha Touriuas> nevermind...
Gerty puts on the welder's goggles
<Ryan Reign> is there supposed to be this much blood Dr. Gerty?
Mecha Touriuas passes out
<Gerty> never that much... i mean, yeah, that's normal
Mecha Touriuas goes into to shock
<Ryan Reign> hmmm...I propose we close off the wound
<Gerty> we can always re-animate him

<Gerty> that'll really mess with the zombies eh?
<Ryan Reign> Dr. Gerty...hand me the surgical grade chain saw attacher
<Ryan Reign> and welding torch
Gerty roots through the equipment room.... you said it's the one that looks like a meat-grinder, right?
<Gerty> maybe we shoulda planned this a little better
<Ryan Reign> well...it'll have to do! get me 50 cc's of duct tape, stat!
<Gerty> I thought you had it!
<Ryan Reign> oh crap
Ryan Reign runs to his moth
Mecha Touriuas lies on the table dead
<Gerty> yeah, it's definitely time dig out the Necronomicon
<Ryan Reign> Dr. Gerty...this is terrible the patient seems to be suffering from simultanious heart and pulse failure!
<Gerty> says here we'll have to wait on a thunderstorm
Gerty checks Mecha's vital signs... yep, he's dead allright
<Ryan Reign> what if we just pull him through an ion storm?
<Gerty> it's a thought, the accumulated charge could be enough
<Ryan Reign> well...lets attach the chain saw and then we can tie him to the back of a ship
<Crello Yoma> what no mini rail gun
<Gerty> yes, I think he'd like that even better
<Ryan Reign> hmm...why not a mini rail gun that shoots polarized mini chain saws?!
<Gerty> with an auxiliary Swiss Army knife, let's go whole hog
<Crello Yoma> might as well give him some posi's

<Ryan Reign> gentlemen...if this procedure works...we will set a new precedent in medical transplant surgery!
<Crello Yoma> oooo make him launch sunflares when he sneezes
<Gerty> we owe him nothing less

Ryan Reign powers up the Fuse-Omotron
<Gerty> attaches the Ion Accumulators to the ship

Ryan Reign gets more duct tape

<Ryan Reign> ok...so whos flyin him through the storm?

<Gerty> we'll need to get going really fast, and hit the wormhole with full power on the cell
<Gerty> it's going to require split-second timing
<Ryan Reign> ok then...who has the fastet ship?
<Gerty> probably best he's not here when we make the attempt
<Ryan Reign> indeed
<Ryan Reign> perhaps it would be best to have a bot do it?
<Gerty> no... I feel responsible.. this SkyProm should do the trick
<Ryan Reign> then good luck and God speed!
<Ryan Reign> though i have full faith in our skill as doctors

Ooo... want to hear more!

well the operation was complete success which turned out exactly as Dr. Gerty and I (Dr. Reign) planned with no deviance from the plan.

Mecha was complaining that his eye hurt from a microphone injury...I shall consult Dr. Gerty on the proper surgical procedure as the eye clearly needs to be removed.

Give him a LAZER EYE!

(OOC: Laughed my ass off, sorry I missed this ingame...)

(this is hilarious)

You two worry me sometimes,Ryan :-D

Ricker

No worries Ricker between Dr. Gerty and myself we will be able to treat any ailments or injuries you sustain...for some reason our medical practice seems a bit slow. On the bright side...no waiting!

Er... Glad I am doing better.....

*blinks*

Err.. damn.. I have no medical issues!@!@

*runs away screaming*

Hm, running away from doctors? Can it be some kind of phobia?
I think this requires your attention doctors Ryan and Gerty.

Amateurs.

troll

Gold. :D