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Jun 22, 2007 Glunnator link
See if you can guess this quote:

"It's a trap!"
Jun 23, 2007 JestatisBess link
[06/23/07 04:19:29] [100] <Vanger> who put these turrets here?
[06/23/07 04:19:30] [100] <Naked Singularity> lol
[06/23/07 04:19:34] [100] <Jestatis Bess> LOL
[06/23/07 04:19:37] [100] <yoda> hahaha
[06/23/07 04:19:51] [100] <Jestatis Bess> that was worth being up this late
[06/23/07 04:20:09] [100] <Shaded> ROFLMAO
Jun 23, 2007 Glunnator link
Hehehehe... I saw it happen.
Just warped into the sector and I saw a red dot. Pressed X, turned, and it was Vanger under heavy fire. two seconds later, *boom* ^^
Jun 30, 2007 Himo Amasacia link
Daggoth Korronoth wishes that more things were 1cu.
<Himo Amasacia> my love is 1 cu
<Daggoth Korronoth> Your love must be effing huge
<Pan Bessuni> a big hunka love
<Pan Bessuni> pronounced luuuurve
<Daggoth Korronoth> And you have to be drooling while you say it
<Pan Bessuni> and winking like mad
<Daggoth Korronoth> And twitching
<Pan Bessuni> and yelling obscenities every few seconds
<Daggoth Korronoth> ...Yeah
<Daggoth Korronoth> And firing guns
<Pan Bessuni> and carving up a dead hooker with a steak knife
<Pan Bessuni> I mean, um, er, heh
<Pan Bessuni> did I just say that out loud

After some people nattering in spanish..

[06/30/07 23:58:00] [100] <Himo Amasacia> weo allo liveo ino ao yellow submarino
[06/30/07 23:58:01] [100] <Ardun Sol> WTF
[06/30/07 23:58:13] [100] <Pan Bessuni> "Himo Amasacia" that's clearly Italian
[06/30/07 23:58:16] [100] <Pan Bessuni> you fraud
[06/30/07 23:58:27] [100] <Himo Amasacia> NIEN!
[06/30/07 23:58:27] [100] <Ardun Sol> whoe
[06/30/07 23:58:28] [100] <Kyron> como se sube licencias?
[06/30/07 23:58:38] [100] <Pan Bessuni> "Himo Amasacia" and it's nein
[06/30/07 23:58:53] [100] <IRC> <Miharu> It's clearly english with an 'o' added to the end of each word, Pan :P
[06/30/07 23:59:07] [100] <Ardun Sol> noo
[06/30/07 23:59:14] [100] <Pan Bessuni> Miharu: OH NOES are you FOR SERIOUSES? :)
[06/30/07 23:59:27] [100] <Pan Bessuni> I have been stupiding!
[06/30/07 23:59:31] [100] <IRC> <Miharu> YA RLY I 4 SRS.
[06/30/07 23:59:37] [100] <Pan Bessuni> sorry my sarcasm generator just broke
[06/30/07 23:59:44] [100] <IRC> <Miharu> ... god I feel so dirty now... *shudder*
Jul 01, 2007 SilentWave link
Jul 02, 2007 Black Omega link
OK i guess i gotta hold my hand up to this one

[2005/09/18 10:59:15] <Black Omega> how much ramming can a but take!!!!!
[2005/09/18 10:59:17] <Rhalmas> hehe
[2005/09/18 10:59:21] <Black Omega> bus
[2005/09/18 10:59:22] <MysticRogue> lmao
[2005/09/18 10:59:31] <Unknown player node> rotf
[2005/09/18 10:59:33] <Carloss> faster!
[2005/09/18 10:59:33] <Bus Tour> lol
[2005/09/18 10:59:59] <Bus Tour> Freudian slip? <;
[2005/09/18 11:00:16] MysticRogue has tears in her eyes now....
[2005/09/18 11:00:18] <Rhalmas> ewwwwww!
[2005/09/18 11:00:33] <Black Omega> ffs now illbe know as the guy who rammed "momerath42" in the but
Jul 02, 2007 Martin link
OMG I remember that one.

And one from just now

> When I will see:

> 1) a CLM diehard pie-rat...
> 2) ...mining...
> 3) ...with HD beams provided by TGFT...
> 4) ...to pay back an extortion rated loan to a trading guild...
> 5) ...because yoda left them dry,

> I'll know I've seen everything there was to see in this game.

> Ecka Estenk FTW!!! :D

Jul 02, 2007 Aleksey link
If they don't ban me soon there will be no roids left ..... anywhere .....

Ecka
Jul 04, 2007 clay link
/me runs round in full circles making WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO noises.

I'm a fire engine I am, YARRR!

-yodaofborg
Jul 10, 2007 JestatisBess link
07/10/07 17:19:37] [100] <yoda> Itani are like the lil toilet roll balls ye get caught in yer ass hairs, theres lots of em sometimes, but if you use the correct tool, they can be picked off.
Jul 10, 2007 Shadoen link
ROFL!
That was deep...
Jul 11, 2007 JestatisBess link
[07/11/07 18:46:36] [100] <Jestatis Bess> "there are no bad ships, only bad pilots" :(
[07/11/07 18:46:59] [100] <MiexonBionic> then whats your excuse jest?
[07/11/07 18:47:02] [100] <MiexonBionic> :P
[07/11/07 18:47:09] [100] <Jestatis Bess> i'm a bad pilot :)

AND...

[07/11/07 20:01:55] [100] <Jestatis Bess> "what happens in grey space, stays in grey space"
Jul 11, 2007 Scuba Steve 9.0 link
They aren't as funny as you think they are, Jestatis~
Jul 12, 2007 toshiro link
They seem fabricated, not spur-of-the-moment kind of things. Kind of like the jokes I make.
Jul 12, 2007 yodaofborg link
<a1k0n> What? You are Serco KOS!?
<yoda> Yah, now die!
<a1k0n> Good luck with that!
<yoda> Runner!

:P
Jul 12, 2007 Demonen link
Poor Zathras is only funny out of context :(
Jul 15, 2007 MysticRogue link
[100] <yoda> you seen my ass mystic, you ait getting me in a skirt, heh
[100] <yoda> damn, wc

*hehe sorry yoda :P
Jul 17, 2007 JestatisBess link
[07/17/07 17:59:14] [100] <Ecka Estenk> hmm, someone slap me .... my phone just rang , and i answered it and said "Ecka Estenk".................

LOl
Jul 17, 2007 zamzx zik link
[Tue Jul 17 19:21:40 2007] [100] <lord spidey> "Blackhole Goldclaw" killed "lord spidey" and therefor is a noob slayer
Jul 18, 2007 look... no hands link
"So it isn't really a bug, just a feature that looks kinda bad sometimes."

-A1k0n