Aye, someone post real FUNNY QUOTES, IM BORED!!

(Talking about Itan Shop)
[100] <ITAN Shop> Itan Shop now stocks testicles! Used daily by pistachio and other well-known women, you get your fix of testosterone here!
{SWEET JESUS}
{I did not read this, was fighting hive}
[100] <SkyNymph> wtfh
[100] <kakashe sensei> LO FUCKING L
[100] VOA [IRC] <Estrian Prosis> hehe
[100] <pistachio> What is it?
[100] <pistachio> HOLY SHIT EP
[100] <kakashe sensei> XD OMFG
[100] <pistachio> dang ep!
{lot of LULZ}

[100] <Radioactive_PH> GREYSHOP GREYSHOP!!!!!!!! GREY SHOP!! HELEELELELELELELEEEEP!!!
[100] <pistachio> GAYSHOP HELP RADIO!!!
[100] <ITAN Shop> pistachio always shops at GayShop, that's why he is in dire need of testicle treatment.
[100] <pistachio> !!!!!!

17:48 VOA [100] <rochelGoyle> i cant dodge missiles in a skyprom
17:48 VOA [100] <rochelGoyle> only run from them
*gulp* better swarm him and call him a runner, a moth can dodge swarms

someone post more quotes!

[18:52] [100] <kakashe sensei> Easy Hooker Does alog of it...Sometimes with other men...

[18:56] [100] <IRCMichael124> log keyword:"Hook up"
[18:56] [100] <Error 404> REQUEST TIMED_OUT
[18:56] (+VOA) [100] <kakashe sensei> ITAN shop is dead..NOW STAY DOWN,BITCH.

[18:57] [100] <killerghost420> classibot who is "Easy Hooker"
[18:57] [100] <IRCclassibot> killerghost420: Halt and Catch Fire

[19:06] (+VOA) [100] Error 404 :Pirates not found

21:28 <+VOA> [100] <Strike Force TA-8271a> classibot ur annoying
21:28 <+VOA> [100] <IRCclassibot> Strike Force TA-8271a: you're annoying me.

Note that it says that when someone exceeds the rate limit and lands on the temporary ignore list.

21:02 VOA [100] <Star+Buck> I need a gunner!

21:02 VOA [100] <_Bloodeagle_> im a simple man ,i see red doi i shoot

21:02 VOA [100] <Star+Buck> DRAAAAE
21:02 VOA [100] <WarBunny> Star what ship you in???
21:02 VOA [100] <Cro-Wa Clava> star are you in a dent? {<<<<<< LOL}
21:02 VOA [100] <Star+Buck> Atlas
21:02 VOA [100] <kakashe sensei> LOL
21:02 VOA [100] <WarBunny> i will do it
21:02 VOA [100] <Star+Buck> Hell no
21:02 VOA [100] <Star+Buck> Me in a dent?
21:02 woozah !LOL MY SIDES

IRC:
[20:32] (Michael) Niki, say something funny
[20:33] (Niki) fuck off michael :P
[20:46] (Niki) amazingly funny

While Pistachio and Michael compete for who is the least funny, we can get a chuckle from this:

Incarnate says:
"I know there are some more major things we've done that will be exciting to people, but I can't remember them right now.. "

https://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/31533

Lols, least funny? XD

[100] <thegreatkiller> Fuck, fuck, FUCK!
[100] <IRCclassibot> thegreatkiller: Before you decide you hate the game, try it on a PC (Windows, Mac, Linux). This is originally a PC game; the tablet port is naturally harder to play.

Bah, you were on when that happened, I am assuming you are Ichitomi?

[Sun Jun 12 23:41:31 2016] Niki destroyed Dirty 'oRe with Advanced Rail Gun in Sedina B-8
[Sun Jun 12 23:42:02 2016] *Dirty 'oRe* it'd be cool if incarnate wasn't pulling the trigger for you

23:03 VOA [100] <Sieger> WOAH nice a new update announced by incarnate for tonight! New ships!!!!
23:03 VOA [100] <player2> bai neon
23:03 VOA [100] <Sieger> WOAH nice a new update announced by incarnate for tonight! New ships!!!!
23:03 VOA [100] <Blaqk> no way brb
23:03 VOA [100] <thegreatkiller> lies
23:03 VOA [100] <Sieger> JOKING
23:03 VOA [100] <player2> fuck you
23:03 VOA [100] <Sieger> Haha Blaqk believed it!
23:03 VOA [100] <thegreatkiller> lols
23:03 VOA [100] <player2> lol
23:04 VOA [100] <Sieger> You all think this game will ever see content? Gulliable fools. You can have some VR updates. THAT's what you can get, kids.
23:04 VOA [100] <Blaqk> Damn you
23:04 VOA [100] <Blaqk> damnnnnn yoooooouuuuuuu
omg blaqk, LOL!

Sieger, why!? You are so cruel.

Heh. I was joking. I actually still believe in content! One day we shall get those Trident Type P and S!

MORE FUNNY QUOTES! YOU ALL SLEEPING?

[Tue Jul 12 18:45:06 2016] [100] <thegreatkiller> what happens when someone joins TGFT, does something happen to them?

Did you answer his question? By shoving a blaster up his rear?