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Funny Quotes 2016

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Jul 13, 2016 Space Pancakes link
Sentinal Pilot Wood has entered the sector
<Sentinal Pilot Wood> please mate
<Sentinal Pilot Wood> i need to sell these gem turrets
<Nithandreal> ok, lets talk

[FAMY] Nithandreal ended the game for [TGFT] Sentinal Pilot Wood with a Rail Gun MkIII
[100] <Nithandreal> thanks for the turrets TGFT

->Sentinal Pilot Wood<- why did you shoot after saying Ok, lets talk
Nithandreal->Sentinal Pilot Wood: to make you hold still
->Sentinal Pilot Wood<- damn

118x of Cargo sold for a total amount of 1,700,026c (profit of 1,700,026c)

->Sentinal Pilot Wood: yeah, lifes a bitch sometimes
->Sentinal Pilot Wood<- yeah it is

Jul 14, 2016 keshavman link
Ooh wow 1.7mil! BWAHAHAHAHA
Jul 15, 2016 thelazydj link
[07/15/16 13:50:06] [100] <WarBunny> Current target: Synthetic Silksteel (5x 4cu).
[07/15/16 13:50:45] [100] <VOA> Current target: Yo Mama (1x 1000cu).
Jul 15, 2016 starblazzz link
That's a huge bitch! Hahaa
Jul 21, 2016 Fasana Tolanna link
Jul 21 00:29:49 [100] <Mistena> "My teeth are real"

Jul 21 00:30:00 [100] <Ecka Estenk> shut the fuck up spidey , or I'll publish all your alts

- Fasana
Jul 21, 2016 ClarenceC link


lol
Jul 21, 2016 bojansplash link
Dear ClarenceC, your mouth is always faster then your brain....



It was a nice socio-anthropological experiment to expose Siegers vanity, glad I caught some more fishes with it. :)
You do realize you helped me make Sieger look like a complete idiot twice, right ClarenceC?
Jul 21, 2016 tobi link
groan... and this is why i compared you to a Fox News guy, bojansplash. you dramatize just EVERYTHING on these Forums probably without even realizing it.

you did not make anyone look like an idiot. both Sieger and you are old players who are decent at certain aspects of the game. both of you like to pull each others leg on here. you got risky and tried to convince Sieger your English skills were better and made a simple mistake which happens to all of us at times (even to the natives... hah. actually to them more than to you non-natives).
but instead of showing strength and humor you try to disguise it as a subliminal psychologic test for Sieger... yep. no one will believe that.

be less like Fox News. enjoy the game some more. it isnt decided on the forums after all who of you is the better pilot.
Jul 21, 2016 bojansplash link
Good man tobi, this does not belong in funny quotes so I will suggest Whistler to remove this unnecessary comments.
But before he does that...

There is no drama, most of the posts in RP are there for kicks and giggles. Most of us who post there like, as you say, to pull each others leg.
I did not try to convince Sieger in anything, I just wanted him to answer my question. - please read the whole post carefully.

The subliminal test was there for a reason and I think both of us know why - Sieger really has a big ego and very often tends to fall into small traps I set out for him in the RP forum.

Also true, "then/than" is the most common mistake almost everyone makes (native or non-native speakers) so it was kinda very obvious at least to people who know how much I like to set baits for the gullible.

RP forum is also part of the game and a place to have some fun, can we agree on this?

Oh, and yes, there is no doubt that in-game Sieger is the better pilot. He is younger with better reflexes and plays constantly. I am old and slow, I take long breaks from VO too but I hope I am at least a decent pilot.
Jul 21, 2016 tobi link
Good man tobi, this don't belong in funny quotes so I will suggest Whistler to remove this unnecessary comments.

i somewhat agree. the first picture posted by ClarenceC has some funny merit. those two posts isolated from all the bickering look indeed funny. one man telling the other that he knows something better than him and then trips and falls over exactly that thing is funny. i find an appropriate discussion about certain aspects of the funny quotes not to be misplaced. but i can understand the other side that says it should not happen here. i saw no other appropriate place to comment it.

There is no drama, most of the posts in RP are there for kicks and giggles. Most of us who post there like, as you say, to pull each others leg.
The subliminal test was there for a reason and I think both of us know why - Sieger really has a big ego and very often tends to fall into small traps I set out for him in the RP forum.

if all of it was in a joking manner, you would not waste your time putting together "psychological tests". taking things this seriously and defending them at this intensity is drama per my definition.
you do not know "Sieger" as a person. neither do i. yet it sounds like you attempt to judge some of his rl character traits. that's also drama. i haven't played in a while but last i did the "character" Sieger did not strike me as a very egoistic person. granted, he knows he can fly well but c'mon it's a combat game. i think you really just don't like this guy and that's why you overreact in your "leg pulling" without realizing it. in those situations it's just better to ignore the people you dislike. and not insisting on them answering your questions, as you say. that just looks weird.

"then/than" is the most common mistake almost everyone makes (native or non-native speakers) so it was kinda very obvious at least to people who know how much I like to set baits for the gullible.

the fact that this is a very common mistake that happens to everyone by accident everyone once in a while actually speaks more for my theory that you did it on accident and now try to sell it as an experiment... which is - as i said - not a calm and cool reaction with a bit of humor that i'd expect if you really take this with a grain of salt on a joking basis.

RP forum is also part of the game and a place to have some fun, can we agree on this?

Absolutely!

look bojansplash. i don't try to tell you what to do.. you've just gained my attention as a guy who sometimes overheats in these Forums. so i try to pull you back. this is not beneficial for anyone. if you don't want to hear my criticism let me know. i'll ignore it when it happens next time then.
Jul 21, 2016 bojansplash link
I do enjoy your eloquent comments tobi. :)

However, I am a good chess player, when posting something I think like a chess player - several moves ahead so... when I said I set small baits and traps for Sieger (and some other 'targets') in RP forum - I already know what's going to happen and how it's going to end.
Setting a simple subliminal test was really not a challenge. The only thing I did not count on was ClarenceC putting this into 'funny quotes' and making my day even more fun.
Jul 21, 2016 tobi link
for the sake of this thread and it's history i moved the debate to the rp boards in a thread that's done for anyway. my latest reply is to be found there.
Jul 21, 2016 Space Pancakes link
[07/20/16 22:41:25] [100] <Blaqk> Anyone could be VOID
[07/20/16 22:42:15] [100] <Blaqk> Your history teacher, your local mailman, your friendly police officier, a major of the US Navy
[07/20/16 22:42:47] [100] <YT-1300> lulz
[07/20/16 22:43:07] [100] <YT-1300> yeah, no majors in the navy

Jul 21, 2016 Dr. Lecter link
FUNNY and QUOTES...right there in the title, you fucking fuckups.
Jul 21, 2016 bojansplash link
Homage to Dr. Lecter

[Fri Jul 22 01:55:59 2016] [100] <(s.c.) broken halo> wait question why is the itani blockadeing uit to gething there
[Fri Jul 22 01:56:12 2016] [100] <Cptn.Keyes> cuz there dicks
[Fri Jul 22 01:56:22 2016] [100] <Bojan> we are keeping the stupid in
[Fri Jul 22 01:56:22 2016] [100] <(s.c.) broken halo> were fucking nuetral
[Fri Jul 22 01:56:34 2016] [100] <Bojan> it must not spread
[Fri Jul 22 01:56:57 2016] [100] <(s.c.) broken halo> well fuck you were still learning its called youth dumb asses
[Fri Jul 22 01:56:58 2016] [100] <Bojan> think of us as CDC
[Fri Jul 22 01:57:05 2016] [100] <Itani Monk> CDC?
[Fri Jul 22 01:57:14 2016] [100] <Bojan> center for desease control
Jul 23, 2016 bojansplash link
The Icky show: part I.

Jul 23 00:44:06 [100] <Ecka Estenk> Don't talk bollocks "Dirty 'oRe" . SKV have spent a year trying to make a bunch of traders , miners and noobs surrender to them , and have totally failed
Jul 23 00:44:24 [100] <Ecka Estenk> they are as tough as a fart in a paper bag
Jul 23 00:44:26 [100] <Dirty 'oRe> you sound mad Ecka
Jul 23 00:44:31 [100] <Fun Noodle> u mad bro?
Jul 23 00:44:42 [100] <Ecka Estenk> nah , whty would I be ?
Jul 23 00:44:51 [100] <Fun Noodle> cuz ur old
Jul 23 00:44:53 [100] <Dirty 'oRe> why are you even talking?
Jul 23 00:44:56 [100] <Bojan> careful with Ecka, he'lll cut you
Jul 23 00:45:09 [100] <Ecka Estenk> we have built 5 dents while SKV has been destroying us
Jul 23 00:45:28 [100] <Bojan> sure you built 5 dents in 4 months we were away from vo
Jul 23 00:45:36 [100] <Bojan> it's just 5 more for us to kill
Jul 23 00:45:40 [100] <Dirty 'oRe> yeah and those players will promptly quit the game like the other 20 dents you built
Jul 23 00:45:56 100] <Bojan> whatcha gunna do with them? explode on us?

Jul 23 00:46:20 [100] <Dirty 'oRe> we kill TGFT every night hun
Jul 23 00:46:52 [100] <Dirty 'oRe> and your pawn guild VOID
Jul 23 00:47:02 [100] <Dirty 'oRe> i hope one day Blaqk will come to his senses
Jul 23 00:47:19 [100] <Bojan> same
Jul 23 00:47:24 [100] <Ecka Estenk> heh , you whining becuase we are better at the political game that you are ?
Jul 23 00:47:32 [100] <xperia> u are all jealous of the fact our guild has the best players, most tridents and money
Jul 23 00:47:39 [100] <Bojan> hahaha
Jul 23 00:47:45 [100] <Fun Noodle> actually itan has most money
Jul 23 00:47:52 [100] <Bojan> suuure.... you have the best players
Jul 23 00:47:52 [100] <Dirty 'oRe> so you're admitting VOID is your puppets
Jul 23 00:48:16 [100] <Dirty 'oRe> im sure Blaqk will be happy to hear this
Jul 23, 2016 Space Pancakes link
Oh man, straight from the donkey's mouth! har!
Jul 23, 2016 bojansplash link
The Icky show: part II. (just the fun parts)

Jul 23 00:58:29 [100] <Ecka Estenk> we don't need to spy on you "Dirty 'oRe" , you open your mouth and its as obvious as a new wh .....
Jul 23 00:59:26 [100] <Dirty 'oRe> i have nothing to offer you. though im surprised you haven't kicked my alt out of your guild yet
Jul 23 00:59:34 [100] <Ecka Estenk> well, Mistena is spidey , with a TGFT alt , get him to steal it for you Bojan . that would be ethical in SKVs
Jul 23 00:59:53 [100] <Bojan> you are so delusional icky
Jul 23 01:00:08 [100] <Ecka Estenk> heh , nope , I'm just informed
Jul 23 01:00:23 [100] <Bojan> and as I remember Spidey was a member of TGFT for a long time, he was in SKV for like a month
Jul 23 01:00:36 [100] <Ecka Estenk> heh is Mistena
Jul 23 01:00:42 [100] <Bojan> guess again
Jul 23 01:01:01 100] <Fun Noodle> spidey is a guy
Jul 23 01:01:09 [100] <Dirty 'oRe> Misty has more balls than spidey
Jul 23 01:01:13 [100] <Bojan> I could send you Mistena's pic but it would probably give you a coronary
Jul 23 01:01:17 [100] <station gaurd slim jim> tgft are a bunch of cheating bastards
Jul 23 01:01:17 [100] <Ecka Estenk> he always was a guy
Jul 23 01:01:25 [100] <Fun Noodle> coranary?
Jul 23 01:01:33 [100] <Fun Noodle> whats that?
Jul 23 01:01:41 [100] <Thor Wotansen> heart attack
Jul 23 01:01:44 [100] <Dirty 'oRe> ecka hasn't pitched a kilt in years
Jul 23, 2016 Anniza link
can we start posting funny quotes again? i mean like... funny ones. the ones you started posting are old players insulting other old players. old players saying "we won" and the other players saying "no we won" is not funny... it's boring. and old.
Jul 23, 2016 Whistler link
I agree. These are getting less funny and more about infighting.