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Jul 10, 2017 Anewold link
lol wtf
Jul 15, 2017 We all float link
[07/15/17 13:26:41] [100] <gte> [irc] <Blaqk> But I kill EP consistantly
Jul 15, 2017 Mi5 link
Aint that hard dudes flarebait, just like you. :P
Jul 15, 2017 joylessjoker link
It'd be obnoxious if not for the gross misspelling of the word "consistently." It's actually a funny quote!
Jul 16, 2017 Mi5 link
[100] <Samuel Haide> Pull the bandaid off a little too fast, and tell 'em what they don't wanna hear.
Aug 05, 2017 Luxen link
[100] <Knauf> Fill my heart with song. Let me sing for ever more ....
[100] <Little Rookie> Fus Ro Dah !!!

I dont think that is singing, LR XD
Aug 13, 2017 Luxen link
[08/13/17 22:06:02] [1] <Luxen> thats what pirates do
[08/13/17 22:06:15] [1] <Luxen> in this game, you arent safe - it allows non-consensual PVP
[08/13/17 22:06:20] [1] <Luxen> always be on guard.
[08/13/17 22:07:50] [1] <StartsWithK> woah. dont say non consensual. thats a really uncomfortable way to put that
[08/13/17 22:08:30] [1] <YT-1300> Personally, I felt a little violated. Having been made to penetrate his hull with my... blaster. Then scoop his load
Aug 20, 2017 Luxen link
[100] <Ichitomi> Luxie, your facial hair looks like a manatee forgot to shave!
Aug 22, 2017 scared star link
[08/22/17 16:15:30] [100] <Luxen> yarr harr, fiddle me dee, pay your fees or eat these bees! XD

vo joke hails at their finest.
Sep 05, 2017 Whistler link
That was me.
Sep 14, 2017 yodaofborg link
[09/13/17 19:11:04] [100] <Asa-Po Ralenk> i am grinding roids since Monday
[09/13/17 19:11:48] [100] <Raging Homosapien> u should get cream for ur roids m8
[09/13/17 19:13:13] [100] <Nerdi.chan> how can i improve my licences?
[09/13/17 19:13:24] [100] <AgentZCZ> just do that stuff
[09/13/17 19:13:34] [100] <AgentZCZ> if you want light weapons
[09/13/17 19:13:45] [100] <AgentZCZ> kill people with those guns
[09/13/17 19:13:57] [100] <ironheart> wtf "Flying Baxter"
[09/13/17 19:14:05] [100] <Raging Homosapien> just kill people, its fun
[09/13/17 19:14:18] [100] <Nerdi.chan> lol im just a starter dude
[09/13/17 19:14:36] [100] <Flying Baxter> what ironheart?
[09/13/17 19:14:50] [100] <Raging Homosapien> just fly up to miners and whomp on them
[09/13/17 19:14:54] [100] <Nerdi.chan> how much does it take to level a licence up?
[09/13/17 19:14:57] [100] <ironheart> at what point did I turn around and attack you?
[09/13/17 19:15:05] [100] <Flying Baxter> read my tag man
[09/13/17 19:15:17] [100] <Alex Ryker> CLM
[09/13/17 19:15:28] [100] <Flying Baxter> Cargo Liberation Movement
[09/13/17 19:15:32] [100] <Raging Homosapien> sooner u start womping on people the more fun u will have
[09/13/17 19:15:44] [100] <Nerdi.chan> okay
[09/13/17 19:15:54] [100] <Flying Baxter> free SSS in O-12
[09/13/17 19:16:06] [100] <ironheart> didn't even give me a chance to fight back, coward
[09/13/17 19:16:18] [100] <Flying Baxter> you didnt turn around
[09/13/17 19:16:25] [100] <Flying Baxter> i even stopped for a second
[09/13/17 19:16:28] [100] <Alex Ryker> lol
[09/13/17 19:16:58] [100] <Raging Homosapien> see? ironheart got womped on by "Flying Baxter" - which one of them do u think is havin more fun?
[09/13/17 19:17:07] [100] <Flying Baxter> lmao

I think I found it more funny because I was the victim. Rock on VO! You do me so proud :)
Sep 14, 2017 Knauf link
[Thu Sep 14 18:35:03 2017] *Ecka Estenk* hey , yer lag plugin failed there Westacular ........
[Thu Sep 14 18:35:17 2017] ->Ecka Estenk: I am not west. and i'm not lagging.
[Thu Sep 14 18:35:48 2017] *Ecka Estenk* you are , and you are

It's funny because I'm not West. And He still thinks I am.
Sep 14, 2017 greenwall link
"It's funny because I'm not West. And He still thinks I am."
Sep 17, 2017 Luxen link
<RelaySpence>: [100] <jjshooter1921> wat is a avalon
<RelaySpence>: [100] <scared star> a nuke
<RelaySpence>: [100] <scared star> eckas biowaste?

<RelaySpence>: [100] <Dirty 'oRe> ecka's ass is a major cause of global warming

Ecka, he likes your rear XD
Oct 01, 2017 greenwall link
"Not to be a party pooper but..."

-joylessjoker
Oct 01, 2017 Faille Corvelle link
"That trading thing Phaserlight mentioned is an okay way to make money, but buying low and selling high is for chumps. Profits are much higher if you skip the buying part and just source the cargo from a dead guy for free. To that end, it can be lucrative to learn how to manufacture dead guys. The recipe I use takes a cargo scanner, a neutron blaster, and an escort mission, seasoned with a healthy dose of backstabbery. Following this recipe in nation space tends to add a punishing aftertaste, so conduct all baking in greyspace for best results." - Rin Ganborro, aka pizzasgood
Oct 09, 2017 Luxen link
[100] <YT-1300> if you got piracy problems, I feel bad for you , son. I got 99 problems but Yarr ain't one.
Oct 10, 2017 Neuty link
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:21 2017] [100] <Nyscersul> gf wash
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:30 2017] (guild) [Sedina L-2] <Pierat Parrot> did you get him?:P
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:32 2017] [100] <Nyscersul> Apparently not as ready for the rev c as you thought.
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:33 2017] (guild) Iron Lord logged off.
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:35 2017] [100] <-Wash-> gf
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:37 2017] [100] <Pierat Parrot> hahahaha
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:38 2017] (guild) [Latos H-1] <Nyscersul> Yes.
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:38 2017] (guild) [Jallik E-15] <Blazzzy> lolol
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:41 2017] [100] <-Wash-> p- ship
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:45 2017] [100] <Blazzzy> hahah
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:48 2017] (guild) [Sedina L-2] <Pierat Parrot> lol
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:49 2017] [100] <Nyscersul> P- ship?
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:54 2017] You are entering Edras I-2
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:56 2017] [100] <Nyscersul> seriously?
[Tue Oct 10 12:24:59 2017] [100] <-Wash-> yeah smallest target in the VO univers
** Players in sector: <none>
[Tue Oct 10 12:25:03 2017] [100] <Blazzzy> deadly p- XD
[Tue Oct 10 12:25:19 2017] [100] <Nyscersul> A rev c with gauss and rails against an x1 with flares and neuts...

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Oct 12, 2017 Luxen link
[10/12/17 22:21:41] [100] <VeXeD> simulating VR......like, if hit by gunfire, you hit yourself in the forehead with a can?
[10/12/17 22:21:50] [100] <Nyrius> lol
[10/12/17 22:21:54] [100] <Darion Sisko> hahaha if only
[10/12/17 22:22:05] [100] <Darion Sisko> wait... no

Darion wants to be shot in the head XD
Oct 13, 2017 danstr link
Wait, I'm sure that was a video somewhere else on the forum