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Funny Quotes 2017

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Apr 08, 2017 ohshtwaddup link
What do i have to do to get on this thread ffs

I play this game buzzed all the time how am i not on this
Apr 08, 2017 Luxen link
Rev, being buzzed doesnt mean people consider you funny. You've made me chuckle a bit, but not enough that I would consider it threadworthy.

Yet.
Apr 14, 2017 myacumen link
<RelaySpence>: [100] <Kaizoku> I think I'm one of the best
<RelaySpence>: [100] <Kaizoku> Nah I am the best
Apr 17, 2017 Luxen link
[100] Robert Sharp is smokin coffee and Drinking Cigarettes

Dude, you should go get that diet checked out.

[100] <Anewold> Terror we meat again
[100] <Robert Sharp> /givecarrots Pandoram 25

Now for some potatoes and a broth, aye?
May 12, 2017 Luxen link
OMG classibot was funny!

[100] <Kaizoku> Selling "Dirty 'oRe"s balls 2c (1cu)
[100] <Dirty 'oRe> selling Kaizoku brains. 1 c
[100] <gte> [irc] <classibot> Dirty 'oRe: 1F is -17C.

[100] <Kaizoku> You must be using smoke signals to login to VO jesus christ
May 16, 2017 Fasana Tolanna link
https://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/14/33414?page=6#394847

https://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/14/33414?page=6#394852

Mon 06:15AM Noe Body:
Didn't think to copy the error logs. But have no worries. I'm making an alt right now to run your lines with some juicy cargo. Will pay my fees, then when CLM, SWA, ONE, or FAMY pew me and another swoops in to pick up the loot I'll have you dead to rights. And save your pathetic denials. The devs know who is who and will sort it out. Just like they did when your SWA turrets were tanking noobs in UIT. Sadist days.

Fasana
May 16, 2017 Luxen link
Funny quotes, Fasana - this isnt your 'attack another pilot' thread.
May 16, 2017 Fasana Tolanna link
May 30, 2017 Dr. Lecter link
Absolute fucking gold: We shouldn't mock Curt's holy mission.

https://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/3/33856#395359
Jun 02, 2017 Knauf link
yodaofborg in suggestions writes:

"We get it ecka, you think you are the bee's knees - the savoir of the little guy, the hero of the miners - but really you are just a drunk idiot looking for easy kills, you should join EDIT."
Jun 02, 2017 danstr link
@knauf Dammit, you beat me
Jun 07, 2017 Luxen link
[before WarBunny's Team battle ~thingy~]
<Luxen> Blacky, you need a team mate.
<WarBunny> Bring your partner
<black lagoon.> I do
<WarBunny> who?
<black lagoon.> idk lol

pfffft. "I have a partner!" "who is it?" "I dunno who my partner is, I just have one."
Jun 12, 2017 danstr link
Meanwhile...

<Shepard1337> If I ever become like Blaqk I will personally draw a knife across my throat
Jun 12, 2017 Luxen link
funny, not depressing.
Jun 13, 2017 Anewold link
heh
Jun 14, 2017 Luxen link
[06/14/17 18:53:58] [100] <Kool-aid> is a needy mofo today ,wtf is "poisonblur at the end of wgaf file
[06/14/17 18:54:04] [100] <Kaizoku> - Adolf Hitler
[06/14/17 18:54:17] [100] <Kool-aid> oh that makes sense

Just, the way that came out when I returned to my PC made me chuckle.
Jun 14, 2017 Luxen link
[06/14/17 21:14:50] [100] <Deathstrike001> dont make me start again
[06/14/17 21:14:52] [100] <gte> [irc] <classibot> Deathstrike001: We become strong, I feel, when we have no friends upon whom to lean, or to look to for moral guidance.
[06/14/17 21:15:13] [100] <Deathstrike001> classibot mute
[06/14/17 21:15:15] [100] <gte> [irc] <classibot> Deathstrike001: Ok. I won't talk to you for half an hour.
[06/14/17 21:15:16] [100] <Luxen> Classibot has some rare moments of divine knowledge.
[06/14/17 21:15:19] [100] <gte> [irc] <classibot> Luxen: I don't know about that.

Classibot gives gold, but hasnt the memory to remember giving it. Everyone donate their RAM to classibot for a better bot!
Jun 22, 2017 Faille Corvelle link
"If hornet is buffed, then we can no longer use it for the purpose of humiliating others.

We need at least one humiliation class ship."

- joylessjoker
Jun 24, 2017 tarenty link
That would be the bus, my friend. That's humiliation class.
Jul 08, 2017 Luxen link
[100] <Fore> Wow
[100] <Fore> That was delicios!
[100] YT-1300 zips his fly