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Finally the service you've all been waiting for! For a limited time only I am offering traders complete protection from me! Thats right, you read it right! I will not pirate you for one whole year, for the low low price of 30 million credits! Consider buying Tumblemonster Insurance, and trade assured that I won't blow you up!*

Limited time only! Act now!

*Offer applies only to tumblemonster, and does not insure against the rest of his guild. Offer good while supplies last

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I don't even have 30mil on one alt!!!

I'm gonna go buy Borb's insurance instead I think he'll give me a discount...

I'm sorry, I'm short on credits. Do you accept Axia Accelerated Positrons? You do? Great!

tumble, if you had said something like 2 mill, i guess you would have been a multibiljonair by now :D.

but exagerating will give you nada.

why ask for 2M? that's two-three hours of trading for a year of protection? tumble can make that money so easily anyway. 10M? maybe, you're now talking about a good night or two of trading. 30M is probably a week of trading for most people if they set their mind to it. and the protection lasted how long? oh, yeah, a year.

Tumble is getting ripped off...

how do you mean "offer good while supplies last" do you get bored not shooting, and decide that the clients are too risky and drop thier insurance half way through?

Yes, but whose going to lose 30 million credits because of Tumble. Maybe if Tumble made 30 million off of one person a year........ Wow that's some successful pirating!

Of course you could just buy a moth and 2 concussion launchers. Best insurance out there.

/givemoney mumbletonster -2

30M for a year? Cheap!

Tumblemonster, fool!

you don't use conc mines, conc mines are at times worse than no mines for a trader on the run.

but yeah, no way will anyone loose 30M a year to a single pirate. kinda depressing really, there is no way they'd loose 2M today either. my week of pirating cost me money. *sniff*

Offer good while supplies last means I only a few people can benifit from this tremendous offer!!

I ma expanding this offer to include a monthly protection insureance as well!! You can now buy a one month Protection Policy for the low low price of 5 million credits!

PS you're not helping me sell this terjekv!

Does "Protect" means you protect the buyer from other eveeel pie-rats as well?

That might be worth something...

oh, I think you'll sell tumble, just show them how much damage you can do in the near future. a tumble in an atlas of doom or a valkyire of the hunt, heck, I'd pay.

TUMBLEMONSTER PROTECTION INSURANCE! THE BEST WAY TO KEEP ME FROM SHOOTING YOU!

BUY NOW!

I think you need to go on a week of rampage to show how much trouble you can be.

LOL Or to show how easy he is to kill, and to not bother with the protection monies.

Oh, and you should add" Offer not valid in Sedina." and "May cause warts."

white collar piracy... extortion, black mail.. what other words are there for this?

Lt. M. Duncan

Well we like to call it BLAK collar piracy but other then that...