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Eh, well, I got arrested by some folks in UiT space, seems I have a warrent or twenty-something outstanding.
They told me I only get one phonecall so here it is!
See you soon trader scum, they can't keep me here forever!
They told me I only get one phonecall so here it is!
See you soon trader scum, they can't keep me here forever!
I know the UIT. Oh yes they can.
Oh no they can't. We WILL force them to release you.
How much do you guys have collectively?
Last I heard, the UIT were holding UPN on bail at somewhere near 232-1 credits...
Last I heard, the UIT were holding UPN on bail at somewhere near 232-1 credits...
'Tis the law cracking down!
Lucky me I got stuck in a garbage container (where some people have told me I belong, WTF is up with that?) before the crack down.
Lucky me I got stuck in a garbage container (where some people have told me I belong, WTF is up with that?) before the crack down.
Y'all just needed to change with the times and become legal. ;)
Or try to do illegal stuffs and suck at it... like me. :P
Heh, those speed-camera's in Azek gotcha, UPN?
Who said anything about paying his bail to get him out? Last I heard we were pirates and will handle things accordingly. :-)
Which means forget about him, let him rot in jail, and fight among themselves to get a new leader.
Hehe... thirty-seven is more like it UPN. Well, that is not counting the "minor" infractions...
/me glances at Mystic...
/me glances at Mystic...
Yarrr and me lumbago is playing up, so I'm off to relax with ma parrot, dog and millions of credits on an uncharted planet filled with very very luxurious resorts, massage parlours, exclusive pirate clubs, and all sorts of other nice things.
Har har har, and you thought us pirates lived rough out here in grey space.
/Me drinks his Pina Colada and returns to watching a beautiful sunset over the atolls and reefs.
Hey!!! Just because we are murderin' thievin' varmints doesn't mean we can't appreciate a good sunset.
/me raises a glass to all his buddies he's met over the months.
Har har har, and you thought us pirates lived rough out here in grey space.
/Me drinks his Pina Colada and returns to watching a beautiful sunset over the atolls and reefs.
Hey!!! Just because we are murderin' thievin' varmints doesn't mean we can't appreciate a good sunset.
/me raises a glass to all his buddies he's met over the months.
Disclaimer:
The Coalition Of Itan has nothing to do with this arrest.
Thank you.
Commander Mogul velaio
Coalition Of Itan
The Coalition Of Itan has nothing to do with this arrest.
Thank you.
Commander Mogul velaio
Coalition Of Itan
but... where's the rum?
The criminal known as UPN had his brainwave patterns recorded mid flight by a member of the PsyCorp. As such this recording is deemed as admissible evidence in the eyes of the UIT.
When found guilty... ooops sorry IF, the local authority will deal with him accordingly.
When found guilty... ooops sorry IF, the local authority will deal with him accordingly.
Bah, ten to one UPN buys off everyone in the station and he not only gets acquitted, but also gets a statue of him built before he's let go with a parade. Them Union types are all about the money.
Seems we found a loop-hole, if you will - the brainscan was taken while UPN was intoxicated...
...Its inadmissible evidence, or thats what we are trying for...
UPN will be back in action soon, or I aint the commander of the CLM.
...Its inadmissible evidence, or thats what we are trying for...
UPN will be back in action soon, or I aint the commander of the CLM.
See? all of a sudden the evidence turns out to be "unadmissible"...
I tells ya, all Union ppl have a price.
I tells ya, all Union ppl have a price.
but you aren't the commander, it changed that last week, remember? :P