Far far away a ship hits a roid.

(Cmon guys let's get some replies!)

The asteroid cracks open revealing...

Tacos!

later on, the pilot that ate the tacos had to take a sheit bigger than a most peoples egos on vo

...but in the now, the ship's thrust stabilizers had been smashed to bits, only able to turn left and with questionable jump capabilities, the pilot luckily had his space pilot adventures' field guide. Quickly turning to chapter....

#420 -prepare for the ride of your life
The pilot follows instruction on print and suddenly volts off spiraling into..

An endless loop of terror and misery,only to be greeted by...

A warranty salesmen who demanded....

A free warranty!

Then a wild Yoda appeared!

The pilot tried desperately to evade the wild Yodaofborg, which with the ships limited turn function proved troublesome. Railgun fire streamed across the vastness of space with each shot coming ever closer. Until....

...the shots seemed to graze the hull ever so slightly, correcting the spin, but sending the small vessel on a collision course with...

A nokia 3310. And then...

The nokia 3310 got thrashed around by the damaged inverse gravnetic drives, flinging it into the wild yoda

...which at the same time got hit by a stupidly high amount of avalons and everything around the pilot exploded and ceashed, causing...

A small collection of dropped unlabeled cargo boxes containing...

ladies' swimwear.

The pilot was glad onsies were in fashion this year because he just loved the floral patterned onsie he found in one of the cargo boxes. He decided to put it on immediately. As the smooth material rode up his thighs , to his belly, now his chest, he let out a sigh of jubilation. In a haze of what can only be described as pure happiness he drifted to the pilots seat and pressed a button. A holographic video jumped up playing his favorite classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoEojphw7kk

A camel is a horse by committee...

Eh,thered no "and then..." so now i don't know what to do.