bwahahahahahaha, and it is not even 10:30 am yet!!!!
here's to summer

dum ti dum ti dum. wtf am I doing on the net......
It is SUMMER

damn, no one around to see myy spectacalar dancing, godam

now i kno hoew peytros feels, all the time

You know, even though I edited that like amijlion times, i stillcundt get it rghg.

I'm not drunk you shilly sit !

*I have reg5tuned to the drunken thred. same old drunkared. new improved even mroe midaanthropic view of humaity, with the smae old distopian viwie of the furtre

i esn gomnt ro biumb this therad to rhe tom!

why di i hav eto keep this threa alie!? rule 14bichecs! rinl up!

Well, I'm not drunk, but last Wednesday, watching Little Shop of Horrors and drinking every time Rick Moranis fed the plant did the trick... next Wednesday, a South Park marathon after the new episode, and a drink every time Kenny dies. How's that, Waffles, still feeling lonely here?

I thought you weren't allowed to drink.

a drink every time Kenny dies

He dies once an episode. This will not result in an acceptable level of intoxication. Drink everytime Cartman says something offensive.

I thought you weren't allowed to drink.

By "drink" he meant "take a sip of decaffeinated root beer"

Ha! Nice, ladron... I prefer Pepsi, though. Not diet, not caffeine free, just Pepsi. And snax, yeah, you guys pay attention... but not "allowed" isn't it, it's not "supposed" to. I'm not in good standing with my church anyway (not to say I don't believe the doctrines, because I thoroughly do, but I've never been good at being "good" anyway), so fuck it, whatever. I didn't mention I hadn't eaten much before watching Little Shop of Horrors... that was bad news... but Lecter, without commercials, that means he dies once every 20 minutes, and I plan on watching a lot of South Park. But I was already thinking that if it's not enough, I can also add whenever he says "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" If I go for every time he says something offensive, I'll be in a coma halfway through the second episode... but if I go for whenever he says something I find offensive, I won't even get buzzed.

do you wear the magic underwear proffe?

Ha! Wouldn't you like to know... it is impervious to unoriginal jokes if it is impervious to anything... also sharts. Keeps those in pretty good.

Mexican Coke > American Coke > Pepsi Throwback > Pepsi

Well, Shank, I don't know Mexican Coke, but the only thing accurate about your little comparison is the "Pepsi Throwback > Pepsi". Pepsi Throwback is the best, and no, it's not less unhealthy than the regular stuff just because it's made with real sugar.

Mexican Coke uses cane sugar... so yeah it's basically the Pepsi Throwback of Coke. It also comes in the old glass bottles :D. If you live in Southern California you can usually find them in little hole-in-the-wall liquor stores.

I prefer Coke over Pepsi because the Pepsi is just... annoyingly sweet. Also because Coke probably still has cocaine in the secret recipe... allegedly...

Mexican Coke surely has cocaine in the secret recipe.