ShankTank: Know any good places for Mexican coke by our favorite Mira Mesa Edwards theater? I'll be home next week and that sounds pretty tasty

go to any corner LA im pretty sure you can find some mexican coke smitty

Pretty much you can find one at the closest hole-in-the-wall liquor store. They're the ones in the classic glass bottles. I don't know about Edwards Cinemas but when I'm in Mira Mesa I usually get 'em at the liquor store just the to right of the BevMo in the Plaza Sorrento Shopping Center (the one across the street from LA Fitness). But again, I doubt that's the closest one to Edwards.

Yeah, so I'm here at the lab at 22:23 waiting for my shit to pump out properly, and my only friend seems to be a perverted Cuba Libre (it's got the Bacardi, but the vending machines upstairs only serve Pepsi products). This thread has given me the excellent idea of buying some Mexican cokes at my local stores to bring to the lab for nights like these. Thanks, guys!

EDIT: I forgot that I also have imaginary internet friends. How callous of me.

Also, for some reason FF is saying that I spelled internet wrong. Or maybe it just doesn't recognize internet as a word. Silly Firefox.

waiting for my shit to pump out properly

Right, buddy! Show that turd who's boss!

Yeah, but for as long as you plosting in this tread youre not gonna shit properly

wow, just had to convince some asshat even drunker than me not to drive. dumbass couldn't even remember where he lived, or what he was doing at the bar.

dumbass couldn't even remember where he lived, or what he was doing at the bar.

(908):
well that was a long night...

(609):
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?

(908):
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on

Pirates ftw

hahah, Lecter, nice. I seemed to have regained my coherence while drunk. It's a good feeling :)

yarrr

There you are you beautiful bitch.

Fuck IPA and the rancid whore it rode in on. If you're going to drink something other than stout so Goddamn heavy you can cut it with a knife, here's the stuff:



P.S. Note the awesome Halloween vampire fangs on the shark :D

Liquid Cocaine shooter:
1 shot Sailor Jerry Rum
1 shot Goldschlager
1 shot Jagermeister

its my fathers birthday party today so i might as well...
[Edit]turns out i didn't really get drunk enough to post something here.

oh yea and goldshlager is disgusting

Spidey: I'm willing to bet I have some Goldschlager recipes that you would like.

bought 3 casks of beer for thanksgiving party, Blue Ox Blueberry Ale, Raspberry Golden Wheat, and Golden Pumpkin Ale. IMHO, the pumpkin one is a little too hoppy, and the raspberry one a little too sweet, but the blueberry brew is amazing.

Mixing the foulest of boozes with the tastiest fruit juices/syrups will always make something palatable.

I was just pointing out that it sucks on its own unlike half decent scotch or gin.

[Edit] What the flying fuck, why don't I have any other posts in this thread I fuzzyly remember posting barely coherent sentences. I suspect a guide deleted my senseless drunk posts.

I, uh . . . I can't read or write.

That is pretty amazing stuff for an Alloh impression Lecter:)

Please keep fruit in bowls and icecream, and beer in bottles and pitchers. Do not, under any circumstances, mix the two.

Here's to Champagne and the MAGNIFICENT headache tomorrow.