Conspiracy Theory : Joe McCarthy

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Have you read the most recent ringworld book? It's called "Ringworld's Children".

Joe McCarthy : Wisconsin Senator guy

Wisconsin Senator guy : Dead salad dude

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So penguin = Dead salad dude

Wacaday! mk. V... Soon™?

Dead salad dood : The Dude

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From that movie that's always on TV, about the bowler guy. You know, taht one.

The Dude: dad

dad : father

father : parental unit

parental unit : Unit #40864321231512308975123-19027398241023

Unit #40864321231512308975123-19027398241023 : That's a fucking random number...

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I was hoping for Saturday Night Live, btw

That's a fucking random number... : ERROR: function rand() not defined

ERROR: function rand() not defined : Common error experienced by math n00bs.

Common error experienced by math n00bs : error: this shouldnt be broken but it is.

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I actually got an error similar to this from vendetta once. I cant remember the exact wording tho.

error: this shouldnt be broken but it is. : Any Microsoft Product

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Couldn't resist.

Any Microsoft Product : http://www.remote-films.com/salmondays/downloads/paper_clip.mpg

My. Favourite. MPEG. Ever.

http://www.remote-films.com/salmondays/downloads/paper_clip.mpg : Death to Clippy

Death to clippy: big clippy

big clippy : caribiner

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or however you spell it. It's supposed to be caribeener, caribiner, caribener, one of those. You use them in rock-climbing. Just so you know.

[EDIT] HEY!! I got it right. Google works wonders.

caribiner : carbine

BLAM!

carbine : M4A1

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http://world.guns.ru/assault/as17-e.htm

Google/yahoo is my friend.

M4A1 : a(squared) + b(squared) = c(squared)

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sorry, this one is somewhat random. but that's good, right?

I think I was noting the M4 A1 and thinking A(2) + B(2) = C(2), like a2b2... or something.