he took 2 dumps, made 2 sandwiches, had 2 diet Cokes, and STILL didn't get shot.

whoops, my bad

<vo2> [100] <Illiya> this is Nurse illiya, I've got the thingy in my large port that'll make you feel allllll better. just hold still...
<vo2> [1] <noahrocks911> ops
<vo2> [1] <noahrocks911> was i spost to do that

(I <3 cross-channel coincidences.)

[22:22] <Espionage> tinbot is a newb
[22:22] <Espionage> got owned yesterday
[22:22] <tinbot> 1v1?
[22:23] <tinbot> does anyone believe anything you say?
[22:24] <Espionage> 1v1? pff what are you a child
[22:24] <Espionage> I am the commander of RED bitch, I fight wars and shit
[22:24] <tinbot> does anyone believe anything you say?
[22:26] <tinbot> also note that in english, saying: "I am the commander of RED bitch", is calling RED, a bitch.
[22:26] <tinbot> perhaps you meant: "I am the commander of RED, bitch".
[22:27] <tinbot> or perhaps you meant what you said, or both.
[22:27] <tinbot> is RED your bitch?
[22:27] <Alexis> i'm still heeeeeeeeere
[22:27] <Espionage> \o/
[22:28] * Alexis is espys bitch
[22:28] <Espionage> tinbot
[22:28] <Espionage> shut your face
[22:28] <Espionage> lol
[22:28] <tinbot> why am I trying to teach an aussie proper english?
[22:28] <Espionage> wrong channel Alexis
[22:28] <Alexis> o
[22:28] <Alexis> is it
[22:28] <Espionage> go and look at the other one
[22:29] <tinbot> Espionage is scared to fight people 1v1.
[22:29] <tinbot> coward
[22:29] <tinbot> not very serco like
[22:29] <tinbot> the commander of RED is yellow bellied. hahaha
[22:30] * Espionage has quit (Connection reset by peer)
[22:32] <tinbot> opps. i made him rage log. poor aussie

That isn't funny, that's aimed to flame Espionage.

Well, the first half was funny. The second half was fairly boring though.

Rage quits are always funny

Oh that wasn't even a rage quit my comp crashed that's what "connection reset by peer" means, usually it says "Quit: Leaving" or something

tin bot isn't even worth conversing with you can feel yourself getting dumber, same for kierky

Calm down and get a sense of humour. Jeez you guys take it up the ass when some part of it is slightly not funny. idd: I don't care.

Someone should remind kierky this is a thread for funny quotes, not petty self-serving crap.

Nothing tinbot does is remotely funny and as soon as people aren't responding to his crap he pulls out the stupid "Australians are criminals" thing, which we all know hasn't been offensive since federation.

So you get a sense of humor, tinbot isn't funny.

I have never said: "Australians are criminals".
You either have no facts, distort the facts beyond recognition, or just don't even bother with facts.
Seriously, does anyone believe anything you say?

Let me help you. I have said that you (as an aussie) have a criminal heritage, and that you personally have a criminal mentality.
Now, neither of these things may be funny, but which of these is untrue?

I, personally did not find the incident funny enough to post in quotes. ok. The part about you calling RED your bitch is kinda funny. Perhaps a little too close to the truth, but that is part of what makes it funny.

TheRedSpy stares in disbelief.

Oh my god, I think I just lost 10 IQ points.

"
Reverting CtC back to its full state of broken removes the last reason I have to login on a regular basis.

I have cancelled my subscription and I am leaving this note so that it will be known I will return when Tridents have shields. Those seeking the secrets of the universe should seek me out on IRC in #RED.

I had some projects including PCC work and some videos. If you were involved in those projects with me I apologise but I will not be available to complete them with you.
"

Let's get back on topic.

Oh boring bunghole i've quit VO hundreds of times who cares, get something new to blabber on about.

shut up TRS

correction:

shut up Kierky

This isn't funny.