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Jun 08, 2013 tarenty link
Edited for relevance.

14:37 vo2 [100] #04raybondo10# maybe i should make it cost credits to chat
14:37 vo2 [100] <ARF_01> LOL
14:37 vo2 [100] <innate> dew it
14:37 vo2 [100] <Maxx Metal> great idea
14:37 vo2 [100] <Luna Cresca> lol
14:37 vo2 [100] <innate> i'm rich i dont care
14:37 vo2 [100] <Alexisss> except redits are worthless raybondo
14:38 vo2 [100] <Alexisss> gats were broken for too long
14:38 vo2 [100] <Foo McQuux> how long can I chat with 6b?
14:38 vo2 [100] <ARF_01> fyi: everyone who's annoying is also rich.
14:38 Nahin !I'd support a chat fee :p
14:38 Nahin !have it bill at the same time as station storage fees
14:39 vo2 [100] <Maxx Metal> a credit per letter sounds good to meh..make it so
14:39 vo2 [100] #04raybondo10# 10000 credits per word
14:39 vo2 [100] <Maxx Metal> i can handle that... make it so!
14:39 vo2 [100] <STAR EATER> surely not to maxx!!!
14:39 vo2 [100] #04raybondo10# or how about a new currency called chredits
14:40 vo2 [100] #04raybondo10# chat credits
14:40 Nahin !and draug is going to go broke on the relay pretty fast
14:40 vo2 [100] <Luna Cresca> lol
14:40 vo2 [100] #04raybondo10# that we make available as a microtransaction
Jun 10, 2013 Pizzasgood link
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Jun 12, 2013 Touriaus link
SlashNET is kinda stupid.
Jun 14, 2013 Touriaus link
<Alexis> Mecha: Please don't tell me you are one of those petty people that decide to bring politics into everything once you find out someone disagrees with you, right?
<Alexis> Because that's annoying.
Jun 16, 2013 zak.wilson link
< slime> UI programming is best programming
< slime> said no one ever
< Pizzasgood> They should just ditch IUP and go CLI.
<@draugath> you still need some library to display the CLI. perhaps ncurses?
<@draugath> and the HUD is painted using IUP as well
<@draugath> maybe we could get VO (Zork edition)
<@draugath> You see empty space.
< Pizzasgood> your hull is destroyed by a furie.
<@draugath> Westacular enters the sector.
<@draugath> > turbo away from westacular
<@draugath> What is from?
<@Ishathis_Bessuni> > shoot Westacular
<@Ishathis_Bessuni> => What do you want to shoot Westacular with?
<@draugath> > shoot Westacular with jackhammers
<@draugath> => At what trajectory would you like to shoot the jackhammers?
< Pizzasgood> > the one that will hit him
< Pizzasgood> => I don't know about that
< slime> > /oper /kill %target%
Jun 16, 2013 tarenty link
22:08 vo2 [100] <IRCRin Ganborro> Look. Here what you do. You open email program, yes? Write: "Dear Mr. Obamakov, I poor anarchist, no can afford cookbook. These people from Wisconsin, they discriminate. They no like anarchist. You help please? Buy me cookbook s
22:08 vo2 [100] <IRCRin Ganborro> so I can fix them dinner."
22:09 vo2 [100] <Munny> omg Rin ... babble babble babble
22:10 vo2 [100] <IRCRin Ganborro> "Make happy them, so they no notice cyanide in cake, yes? Yours Truly, Snakarchist."
22:10 vo2 [100] <IRCRin Ganborro> Is Russian accent, Munny. Is hilarious. Laugh with me, Ha Ha Ha!
Jun 16, 2013 Touriaus link
<vo2> [100] <Munny> drugs are for the weak minded
<vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> Cliches are for those too lazy to think themselves
<vo2> [100] <IRCArchaic Puma> Socialism is for canadians
<vo2> [100] <IRCRin Ganborro> sugar is for people who are alive.
<vo2> [100] <IRCPRISMbot> Privacy is for nobody.
Jun 17, 2013 Pizzasgood link
Jun 18, 2013 Kierky link
Jun 19, 2013 Kierky link
[15:11] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> parts parts parts
[15:11] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> parts
[15:11] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> lots of parts
[15:12] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> hear ye hear ye
[15:12] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> get yer parts
[15:12] <vo2> [100] <Demonicfate363> how do i make parts
[15:14] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> you need to find the keymaster
[15:14] <vo2> [100] <Demonicfate363> wheres that at
[15:14] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> he lives in the matrix, can only be entered by going through a secret wormhole
[15:15] <vo2> [100] <Demonicfate363> is it a mission
[15:15] <vo2> [100] <Rated X> if there is a key master there must be a gate keeper
[15:15] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> correct!
[15:16] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> at the secret wormhole
[15:16] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> there is a gate keeper
[15:16] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> only accompanied by the keymaster will he let you pass
[15:16] <vo2> [100] <Demonicfate363> where s the wormhole
[15:16] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> the idea is it's secret, and ou ask me where the "secret" wormhole is?
[15:17] <vo2> [100] <Demonicfate363> is it a quest
[15:17] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> a very long quest
[15:17] <Optimates> !Shut up Azurea.
[15:17] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> LOL
[15:17] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> butthurt much?
[15:17] <Optimates> !Nobody made you the creative director
[15:17] <vo2> [100] <Demonicfate363> where is it
[15:18] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> now that I've thoroughly confused the poor newb, someone needs to set him straight
[15:18] <Optimates> !it's easy
[15:18] <vo2> [100] <Demonicfate363> please do
[15:18] <vo2> [100] <Rated X> lol
[15:18] <Optimates> !poor noob, Ancient Panther is full of [edited].
[15:18] <Optimates> !don't listen to him, not now--not ever.
[15:19] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> ahaha
[15:19] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> though I do wish there were secret wprmholes
[15:19] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> wormholes
[15:20] <vo2> [100] <Demonicfate363> where or when do i get the quest to go to the key master to go to the gate keeper to build a ship
[15:20] <vo2> [100] <Rated X> lmao
[15:20] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> ahah
[15:20] <vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> oh god
[15:22] <vo2> [100] <Demonicfate363> is that a random mission or is it at a certain place
Jun 19, 2013 ryan reign link
Good Lord... the Newbs are broken again...
Jun 20, 2013 TheRedSpy link
<vo2> [100] <Especially> when I saw you walking down the street
<vo2> [100] <Especially> I thought that's the kinda girl i'd like to meet
<vo2> [100] <Especially> shes so pretty, look! shes fine!
<vo2> [100] <Especially> I wanna make her mine oh mine
<vo2> [100] <Cha-Wa Ralalis> slick rick
<vo2> [100] <Especially> heeeeyyyyyyy, hey baby - oh, ah!
<vo2> [100] <Especially> I wanna knoooooowwww
<vo2> [100] <Especially> If you'll be my girl
<vo2> [100] <IRCclassibot> Especially looks to be drunk. For information on alcoholism, see http://aa.org
<vo2> [100] <Conflict Diamond> there has got to be a website devoted to mmo-based alchoholism
<vo2> [100] <IRCclassibot> Conflict Diamond: see http://tgft.org
Jun 20, 2013 Dr. Lecter link
<vo2> [100] <Conflict Diamond> there has got to be a website devoted to mmo-based alchoholism
<vo2> [100] <IRCclassibot> Conflict Diamond: see http://tgft.org


Annnnnd.... /thread
Jun 20, 2013 Touriaus link
For once I love classibot and don't utterly loathe him.
Jun 20, 2013 tarenty link
18:45 vo2 [100] <Maxx Metal> the big red wire going to the starter..check that out..exposed copper corrodes and goes bad all the time
18:45 vo2 [100] <Faille Corvelle> I thought it was the black that copped the corrosion?
18:46 vo2 [100] <Maxx Metal> any copper is subject to corrosion...oxidation
18:46 Espionage lol
18:46 Espionage oxidization
18:46 Espionage big words are hard to spell for maxx no doubt
Jun 20, 2013 TheRedSpy link
Actually in that case Maxx was right, oxidation is a word and so is oxidization. I mean it's a strange thing anyway to criticize him for misspelling a technical term when he makes a plethora of trivial spelling mistakes but there you go.

[100] <Maxx Metal> Faille..I have fixxed the same problem ye are describing..with a 3 dollar item....
[100] <Maxx Metal> it is adjecent to were ye transmission bolts up to the engine...it uses the fly wheel
Jun 20, 2013 tarenty link
Actually in that case Maxx was right,

Thanks for explaining the joke to us. We really needed that.
Jun 24, 2013 Touriaus link
<vo2> [1] <Al'Blou Ma'Azz Alotti> it ask me do I want to purchase ship so i did but i have no cell or weapons on it now
<vo2> [1] <Al'Blou Ma'Azz Alotti> ok i see i have to buy something I have no money to buy weapon or cell now
<vo2> [1] <Al'Blou Ma'Azz Alotti> power cell
<vo2> [1] <Al'Blou Ma'Azz Alotti> so i have to get the welfare government weapons now
<vo2> [1] RedRumRepoReaper facepalms.
<vo2> [1] <Al'Blou Ma'Azz Alotti> but you know the funny thing is I think I already had that the first time
<vo2> [100] <IRCArchaic Puma> Socialism, what do you expect.
Jun 25, 2013 Kierky link
You're not funny.

[edit] @ Inevitable who has since deleted his post.
Jun 25, 2013 TheRedSpy link
Kierky would know too, he's the authority on not funny.