[100] TheRedSpy gets an idea
[100] <foreme> and the new twinky is born

[100] <Luna Cresca> In any case... I have no girlfriend haha! Right now, it seems hopeless to look. I'd rather just go with an AI or something.
[100] <STAR EATER> with an AI???mmm...i wonder if classibot???
[100] <IRCclassibot> STAR EATER: I know better than to answer questions like that.

Note: this was a genuine autoresponse from classibot.

Win.

"P.S. FootballProphet: I hope you get a nasty rash in a tender place." Stashton

"I can't get the image of some Amish dude flying a moth out of my head" Snake7561

17:42 vo2 [100] <Ecka Estenk> damn , down to my last 200 scps in grey , must stock up if RED are going to go to war with us ....
17:42 vo2 [100] <Ecka Estenk> oh m they did , thats why its still over 200 .....
17:43 vo2 [4357] <RedScar> VPR: Latos H-2 sector threat alert - Capt'N Blood has been sighted in this Latos H-2.
17:44 vo2 [4357] <IRCAndy Spades> VPR: 100 channel threat alert - TGFT has been sighted bullshitting on channel 100

17:20 <Lemming> I think I just got a weird email
17:20 <Niki> was it from me?
17:21 <Lemming> no, it was not
17:21 <Lemming> it was a promotional email for a new product!
17:21 <Lemming> http://www.lollyphile.com/products/breast-milk-lollipops
17:21 <Niki> oooh why don't i get those emails?
17:22 <Lemming> you totally could if you subscribed to lollyphile's mailing list!
17:22 <Katarn> like Lemming
17:22 <Lemming> like Lemming
17:22 <Niki> oh right you're the candy person
17:23 <Lemming> it's true, I'm 90% candy
17:23 <Lemming> 10% insect impurity
17:23 <Waffles> lol
17:24 <Lemming> I'm the very low grade candy person, not fit for sale
17:24 <Katarn> I knew this the one time Lemming was tripping on ambien and just started spamming candy into irc
17:24 <Katarn> years ago
17:24 <Lemming> it seemed like the thing to do
17:24 <Katarn> deep down, I knew that's all Lemming thinks about
17:25 <Lemming> it's true
17:25 <Waffles> 4 for $10! what a rip off

Dear Ecka,



I don't [edited -P] around.

Sincerely,
Espy <3 <3

Sweet lord Espy. Is every veteran like this?! I thought keeping 10 corvults at a station is a bit much...

No, not all of us. Just promjocks and valkjocks do silly things like that.

Me? I'm a gaussjock. At one point I had a stockpile of 2000 gauss cannon mkIII cluttering up Sedina D-14, like any sensible person would. I was in the 500s a few days ago, so probably in the 400s now after that long fight last weekend. I'll have to restock in a couple months.

(Honestly though, weapon stockpiles are much easier to set up, since you can move then hundreds at a time using cargo ships, and you can even get friends to help. Ships have to be flown by hand one by one. So Esp's stockpile is impressive.)

Anyone can buy 500 proms at Initros O-12. :) If he actually moved them all, then he seriously needs a hobby. Or a job.

My home is always Initros O-12, I never travel backwards except by /explode.

That picture is a good reminder of why I stopped caring about VO. Goddamn what a time sink.

Time spent online:108 days, 20:14:00

That time spent online stat is bollocks, the amount of times i've left my client online for days at a time AFK at a station it's virtually meaningless.

That's you, not me.

17:11 vo2 [100] <ARF_01> i beat inc once
17:11 vo2 [100] <ARF_01> i think he was out of practice.

<vo2> [100] IRCslime bursts into arf's room
<vo2> [100] <IRCslime> OUYAAA!!

(For context, this was after much grousing on Arf's part about the difficulties of playing VO on that platform.)

<Mortis et Patiendo> classibot, how do you type in a navpoint?
<IRCclassibot> Mortis et Patiendo: Not a typewriter