This is intended as a repository for funny in-game quotes. Please edit your logs down to the relevant parts prior to posting.

Previous Funny Quotes threads:
2013: http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/26952
2012: http://vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/26049
2011: http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/24526
2007-2011: http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/16922

[100] <Solra Bizna> if the behavior is the same as when the crate merging was introduced, it will jettison each in its own crate at first
[100] <Solra Bizna> and then suddenly decide to merge them
[100] <Linked Destinies> I don't think it merges them
[100] <Solra Bizna> when a crate is put in the world, it decides whether to merge it with an existing crate or make a new one
[100] <Solra Bizna> I don't mean that it will merge two crates that are already in the world
[100] <Linked Destinies> Why are you speaking like the crate is a cell ._.
[100] <Jin Krathmor> he always speaks in biological euphemisms
[100] <Krada Potetia> O chem is the hardest.
[100] <Jin Krathmor> he kept asking me something about entering my cockpit earlier...
[100] <Ancient Panther> lol
[100] <Jin Krathmor> and im like "dude, imma dude"
[100] <Jin Krathmor> *sheesh*

* Haksoldier (~isLamatta@766EE0D.6966AADE.D74AC11B.IP) has joined #vorelay
<Haksoldier> EUZUBILLAHIMINEÞÞEYTANIRRACIM BISMILLAHIRRAHMANIRRAHIM
<Haksoldier> ALLAHU EKBERRRRR! LA ÝLAHE ÝLLALLAH MUHAMMEDEN RESULULLAH!

This is intended as a repository for funny in-game quotes.

Everyone died laughing.If thats not funny then I dont know what is. Some people just cant appreciate a masterpiece.I'll delete it.

You don't have to delete your quote just because some lame tani didnt find it funny

[14:11] <vo2> [100] <Faille Corvelle> hey Sphen, how's your name pronounced? I read it as "Sphen-i-see-day"
[14:12] <vo2> [100] <Skythen> Sphen iss see day
[14:12] <vo2> [100] <ARF_01> its pronounced penguins
[14:12] <vo2> [100] <Faille Corvelle> yeah...
[14:12] <vo2> [100] <Spheniscidae> sven-is-kih-day
[14:12] <vo2> [100] <Linked Destinies> ARF wins
[14:12] <vo2> [100] <Spheniscidae> nice ARF
[14:12] <vo2> [100] <Linked Destinies> :p

Just when I had made the funny quote thread this early into the year too...

I guess it was more funny in context, but oh well, I appreciated it.

[100] <Faille Corvelle> so, I think the next dumb fuck pedestrian that amble infront of my car doing 70kph SHOULD get hit...
[100] <The Central Scrutinizer> 70mph is hardly "ambling"

<Boda Shandis> They arent a minority
<Boda Shandis> tthere are billions of men in the world
...

<Boda Shandis> I'm just sayin that they are men
...
<Boda Shandis> they have balls and a *****
<Boda Shandis> and they shoot out *****
...

<Boda Shandis> i dont subscribe to the belief that some males are females on the inside
....

<Boda Shandis> I don't understand how tranny is a slur though

[100] <Subsonica> UIT nationalism has come!
[100] <Westacular> THE TIME IS NOW!
[100] <IRCclassibot> Westacular: It's 07:24 UTC.

Mecha> classibot: who is Mecha?
classibot> BEEEEEEP
Mecha> that sounds about right

<Lemming> is april fools day over yet
<Mecha> no
* Lemming sighs
<Lemming> how about now
<Mecha> yes
<Mecha> APRIL FOOLS
<Mecha> it isn't actually over yet

<Lemming> oh god
<Lemming> am I going to die
<Lemming> the dentist lobby is playing oh Danny boy

these all really should be moved to off topic since they have absolutely nothing to do with the game

Well every time i post something funny about the game it also gets moved to off topic.

I don't normally quote myself but..
<Boda Shandis> blubud sounds mad
<BluBludMun> I think A-Dawg is funny.
<A-Dawg> yeah, you mad bro?
<BluBludMun> newp
<BluBludMun> I'm glad you are able to squeak in a few PKs.
<Boda Shandis> hah
<Boda Shandis> its funny how spideys dick has affected blubluds speach
<A-Dawg> lol
<Boda Shandis> he says newp now
<BluBludMun> speach?
<Boda Shandis> that brings a whole new meaning to dictation

[1] <Faceof> good try ...but google sucks to translation....

You may want to provide some context, Lecter. :p

Content is gone I'm afraid. I just wanted to see how long it would take for my post to be deleted.