This is intended as a repository for funny in-game quotes. Kindly edit your logs down to the relevant parts prior to posting.

Previous Funny Quotes threads:
2012: http://vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/26049
2011: http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/24526
2007-2011: http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/16922

RR in this post:

"Your posts are unprofessional,"
Posting here is not my profession.

"uncivilized"
One could make the same argument about your repeated posting of the same drivel.

" and incoherent except for the clarity of your constant belittling of others."
Pot, meet the kettle.

<vo2> [100] <Thoxik> whereis everybody?
<vo2> [100] <IRCAndy_Spades> Shagging your m.... forget it.
<vo2> [100] <Nightstrike> noo
<vo2> [100] <Nightstrike> goo on
<vo2> [100] <Thoxik> My heart is now racing.
<Andy_Spades> o.O
<Andy_Spades> What's wrong with that guy
<Andy_Spades> lol
<slime> lol
<vo2> [100] <Thoxik> I just saw a red and panicked. Guess who it was.
<vo2> [100] <IRCAndy_Spades> You've got some serious Oedipal issues mate
<vo2> [100] <IRCAndy_Spades> Oh.
<vo2> [100] <IRCAndy_Spades> Forget what I said... lol
<vo2> [100] <Thoxik> ...?
<vo2> [100] <Dimello> haha
<vo2> [100] <IRCAndy_Spades> One day you will understand.

First funny quote of 2013! I win... I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible, I'd like to thank the Devs for inspiring the dolt I quoted and mostly I'd like to thank the dolt I quoted for giving me such great material to work with... without him, none of this would be possible.

RR in this thread:

First funny quote of 2013! I win... I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible, I'd like to thank the Devs for inspiring the dolt I quoted and mostly I'd like to thank the dolt I quoted for giving me such great material to work with... without him, none of this would be possible.

DE#### and Pizza's response:

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/3/26947?page=6#327700

^ :)

Pay special attention to the seconds....

[Tue Jan 15 01:06:54 2013] [100] <Viraldisease> I meant it tongue in cheek though
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:00 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> I know :P
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:00 2013] [100] <Azurea> I know :P
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:03 2013] [100] <Azurea> LOL
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:03 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> lol
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:04 2013] [100] <Viraldisease> :)
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:06 2013] [100] <Azurea> hahah
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:06 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> hahaha
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:11 2013] [100] <Azurea> oh for fucks sake
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:12 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> :D:D
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:19 2013] [100] <Azurea> three times?
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:20 2013] [100] <Azurea> haha
[Tue Jan 15 01:07:24 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> THIS IS GOING ON FUNNY QUOTES
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[Tue Jan 15 01:07:47 2013] [100] <lousyDog> you ppl are weird

<vo2> [12:22:01] [1] <Tekkit King> is thar a space
<vo2> [12:22:32] [1] <Tekkit King> are you thar
<vo2> [12:23:37] [1] <Tekkit King> thar
<vo2> [12:23:42] [1] <Tekkit King> come to me
<vo2> [12:23:52] [1] <Tekkit King> im shooting
<vo2> [12:24:08] [1] <Tekkit King> T
<vo2> [12:24:42] [1] <Tekkit King> WHARE
<vo2> [12:25:06] [1] <Tekkit King> thar
<vo2> [12:25:16] [1] <Tekkit King> oh hi
<vo2> [12:25:18] [1] <Tekkit King> lol
<vo2> [12:25:30] [1] <Tekkit King> cool ship
<vo2> [12:26:00] [1] <Tekkit King> are you thar
<vo2> [12:26:16] [1] <Tekkit King> i dont know
<vo2> [12:26:49] [1] <Tekkit King> look
<vo2> [12:27:08] [1] <Tekkit King> look
<vo2> [12:27:15] [1] <momerath42> cool poem bro

Unofficial Motto

Jan 14 01:59:39 <vo2> [100] IRCAndy_Spades throws a kiwi at 100
Jan 14 01:59:56 <vo2> [100] <Estrian Prosis> lol
Jan 14 02:00:07 <vo2> [100] <IRCAndy_Spades> Pity it can't fly, or it could've just flown away. But, no...
Jan 14 02:00:13 <vo2> [100] <Estrian Prosis> hahah
Jan 14 02:00:27 <vo2> [100] <Estrian Prosis> Anti-piracy, nationalism
Jan 14 02:00:31 <vo2> [100] <Estrian Prosis> lots of things.
Jan 14 02:00:42 <vo2> [100] <Viraldisease> lol
Jan 14 02:00:54 <vo2> [100] <Estrian Prosis> killing Andy Spades for fun
Jan 14 02:00:58 <vo2> [100] <Estrian Prosis> that's a fun profession
Jan 14 02:01:06 <vo2> [100] <IRCAndy_Spades> pffff
Jan 14 02:01:08 <vo2> [100] <Estrian Prosis> haha
Jan 14 02:01:12 <vo2> [100] <Viraldisease> lol
Jan 14 02:01:16 <vo2> [100] <Estrian Prosis> get ingame, i'll smash you
Jan 14 02:01:17 <vo2> [100] <IRCAndy_Spades> That's unqualified labour
Jan 14 02:01:25 <vo2> [100] <IRCAndy_Spades> Anyone can do that
Jan 14 02:01:29 <vo2> [100] <Estrian Prosis> don't make me come to IRC land
Jan 14 02:01:49 <EstrianProsis> !/me sets Andy_Spades' hair on fire
Jan 14 02:01:49 <vo2> [100] <IRCAndy_Spades> Heh, I'm stoned as... fuck.
Jan 14 02:02:08 <vo2> [100] IRCAndy_Spades screams and gets the custard
Jan 14 02:02:46 <vo2> [100] <Estrian Prosis> I just find it comforting to know the VO motto.
Jan 14 02:02:59 <vo2> [100] <Estrian Prosis> Vendetta: Don't get too mad, get even
Jan 14 02:03:00 <vo2> [100] <Foo McQuux> "don't get angry: get even"?
Jan 14 02:03:05 <vo2> [100] <Viraldisease> :)
Jan 14 02:03:07 <vo2> [100] <IRCAndy_Spades> "Scream and get the custard"?

I'm starting to get worried...

[Wed Jan 16 18:50:28 2013] [1] <Jobey-Wan> sux. if it were free i bet there'd be shitloads of players
[Wed Jan 16 18:50:41 2013] [1] <Azurea> if it were free this game wouldn't exist
[Wed Jan 16 18:50:42 2013] [1] <Andy Spades> If it were free it wouldn't exist.
[Wed Jan 16 18:50:48 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> lol
[Wed Jan 16 18:50:50 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> not again
[Wed Jan 16 18:50:54 2013] [100] <Azurea> not this shit
[Wed Jan 16 18:50:57 2013] [100] <Azurea> haha

<vo2> [100] <DunkyKungXI> how do i whisper
<vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> lower your voice very much
<vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> until you don't make the vocal chords resonate any more, just exhaling and causing friction with your tongue, lips and palate
<vo2> [100] <DunkyKungXI> no in this game
<vo2> [100] <Westacular> Andy stop!
<vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> lol
<vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> *what?!
<vo2> [100] <DunkyKungXI> andy described my body
<vo2> [100] <Westacular> you sound like Tolkien

<vo2> [100] <Westacular> my wife thinkgs you're a pack of degenerates
<vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> AND SHE'S DAMN RIGHT
<vo2> [100] <Cosmic Wildebeest> i agree with your wife
<vo2> [100] <ilixias> we are westy we are

<vo2> [100] <Cosmic Wildebeest> What did I do?
<vo2> [100] <DunkyKungXI> andy come fk me
<vo2> [100] <Cosmic Wildebeest> O.o
<vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> o.O
<vo2> [100] <Viraldisease> hello sailor!

<vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> Mecha, look away quick
<vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> errr
<vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> who the fuck is Mecha?
<vo2> [100] Andy Spades looks around
<Mecha> I'm laughing so hard

(Edited for relevance)

17:03 vo2 [1] <CASTLE> USMC, USA, USAF Capt.
17:03 vo2 [1] <Thorn Apple> oh wow.
17:04 vo2 [1] IRCNahin salutes
17:04 vo2 [1] <Thorn Apple> nice to meet you
17:04 vo2 [1] <Kopia Onol> I though active marines don't play this game :s
17:04 vo2 [1] <CASTLE> nice to meet you also, welcome home
17:05 vo2 [1] <Kopia Onol> well, I stand corrected
17:05 vo2 [1] <Kopia Onol> lol
17:05 vo2 [1] <Kopia Onol> well
17:05 vo2 [1] <Kopia Onol> more like sit
17:05 vo2 [1] <Savet> why wouldn't active marines play?
17:05 vo2 [1] <Savet> there are at least a few active semen in RED

I logged in to see this:

Proximity: Out of range.

18:29 genka: serenity was a shitty movie
18:29 genka: firefly was a mediocre show
18:29 iTripped: genka is a struggling troll
18:29 iTripped: moments of brilliance
18:30 genka: ;___;

abortretryfail: raybondo is the glue that holds the universe together.

^ SilentSuicide would have loved that little story.