Noooo!!! You pronounced my character name wrong! It's pronounced "Aroltee", not altoid. Ahh well. LOL @ Phoenix's mugshot. Btw, Phoenix placed the bounty on himself because nobody else would. Shows how desperate he can be sometimes.

I think phoenix was the smoldering pile of bones on the bottom. Woo

yes...it's very creative and all, and hey, why not...
but, sorry...i just don't get the humour :D

i like the bird was named after him part :)

BTW
I placed the 936k bounty on myself....then cancelled it later on

LOL I love the voice narration! Keep it up, KAos!

Just hope you don't get some unpronounceable name like ?, *, or a1k0n

Nah, those are easy:

? = questionmark
* = asterix
a1k0n = a-one-kay-zero-an, or aj'kon