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Spanish mammoths?
If you can understand it.
I caught:
El
Pero
Gatos
I caught:
El
Pero
Gatos
http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/mamut.html
Contains a little Spanish profanity, but REALLY funny.
Contains a little Spanish profanity, but REALLY funny.
It goes like this.
There was a little mammoth who wanted to fly. He tried and tried, but couldn't. So his friend, a bird, told him to jump off a 15 story building. And he turned into pulp. (Mierda, which usually means bullcrap, but not in this case.)
The mammoth wanted to smoke. He tried and tried, but he couldn't do it. His friend, a dog, gave him 500 cigarettes for him to smoke. And he got cancer.
The mammoth wanted to get drunk. . . his fried, a bear, gave him some moonshine. He got Sclerosis.
He wanted to get laid. A donkey got him 100 hoes, and he got AIDS (SIDA).
He wanted to get high, but couldn't. A cat gave him some coke, and he overdosed. (Sobredosis)
Then, he dies. (Se murio)
There was a little mammoth who wanted to fly. He tried and tried, but couldn't. So his friend, a bird, told him to jump off a 15 story building. And he turned into pulp. (Mierda, which usually means bullcrap, but not in this case.)
The mammoth wanted to smoke. He tried and tried, but he couldn't do it. His friend, a dog, gave him 500 cigarettes for him to smoke. And he got cancer.
The mammoth wanted to get drunk. . . his fried, a bear, gave him some moonshine. He got Sclerosis.
He wanted to get laid. A donkey got him 100 hoes, and he got AIDS (SIDA).
He wanted to get high, but couldn't. A cat gave him some coke, and he overdosed. (Sobredosis)
Then, he dies. (Se murio)
I like the ska part at the end.
cute ^.^