Monkeys attack me all the time and try to eat my computer then steal my chair. help me someone

/me gets out the monkey gun...

Santa, I know how you feel. However, the monkeys that plague me don't try and eat my computer, they go straight for my hair. But they also try to steal my chair. The solution I've found thus far is to take a large bat, and go after the mother ship.

Have you tried breaking out the vodka-soaked bannanas? Just a suggestion...

Space Monkeys! Ack. So, can I have your chair?

When all else fails, USE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH DETERANCE!

To the USAF (who wrote it) this means Heavy Arty

to you...the Monkey Busters!

Dont call "911" call 180055589783652

I tried all that i will just set every thing aflame and i will be better i hope and i drank all the vodka

pyroman ace... dude.. i called that number. my parents are gonna fucking kill me. Some japanese/chinese chick came on and spoke in japanese/chinese

umm isn't this off topic?

but.. the Rage monkeys usually throw poo at me...

She was Korean...if you actually called that number it's a number to a South Korean Asian phone-sex line. At least it was...this is a 2000 directory Im working off of here guys

I like monkeys:
http://people.redhat.com/blizzard/monkeys.txt

Now, is a Monkey Gun a gun that you use to shoot at monkeys with, or a gun that fires monkeys?

I'd like the last alternative.

i am covered with monkey poo and my hair is on fire the monkeys won't die



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