Quote by greenwall:
"Also, I agree with Ason, SKV are not nationalists."

Roda's Savet is a Pirate thread was hilarious, especially considering all the drama on Phaser, please Unlock.

The return of the fabulous One-Eyed Willie.
Episode 1: Confiscation of Boris Badinoff

[Tue Aug 18 01:14:31 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> Your Gatling Cannon has been confiscated by the Sky Command Privateering Division
[Tue Aug 18 01:14:37 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> It will find its way on to a serco ship soon.
[Tue Aug 18 01:15:04 2015] [100] <smudger483> gf
[Tue Aug 18 01:15:06 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> u2
[Tue Aug 18 01:26:28 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> Sky Command Privateering has confiscated a Boris Badinoff. It will find its way onto a Serco ship soon.
[Tue Aug 18 01:26:53 2015] [100] <Boris Badinoff> yeah are we gonna have an issue Willlie?
[Tue Aug 18 01:26:58 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> maybe
[Tue Aug 18 01:27:29 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> lady Serco wants yous weapons
[Tue Aug 18 01:27:46 2015] [100] <Boris Badinoff> lady Serco better put a ring on it if shes wants my weps
[Tue Aug 18 01:28:00 2015] [100] <Et3rnalshadows> at least but him a drink
[Tue Aug 18 01:28:06 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> ass chugging?
[Tue Aug 18 01:37:46 2015] (guild) [Edras B-11] <Shark> Targeting a Corvus Marauder Mercenary (100%, Serco), "[SKY] One-Eyed Willie", at 4404m
[Tue Aug 18 01:38:29 2015] Shark destroyed One-Eyed Willie
[Tue Aug 18 01:38:33 2015] [100] <Shark> gf
[Tue Aug 18 01:38:37 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> gf
[Tue Aug 18 01:38:59 2015] [100] <Shark> your weapons have been confiscated by SKV
[Tue Aug 18 01:39:38 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> Lady Serco will never forget!
[Tue Aug 18 01:39:51 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> The effort shall push on
[Tue Aug 18 01:48:20 2015] (guild) [Edras H-15] <Shark> Targeting a Corvus Marauder Mercenary (100%, Serco), "[SKY] One-Eyed Willie", at 2759m
[Tue Aug 18 01:49:10 2015] Shark destroyed One-Eyed Willie
[Tue Aug 18 01:49:11 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> ouch
[Tue Aug 18 01:49:14 2015] [100] <One-Eyed Willie> u made me look bad
[Tue Aug 18 01:49:20 2015] [100] <Shark> gf willie
[Tue Aug 18 01:49:32 2015] [100] <Shark> your weapons have been confiscated by SKV

P.S. In spite of my efforts, confiscated Boris Badinoff did not drop from Willies ship, he must have found his way onto another Serco ship.

[08/20/15 22:03:02] <sdkdp> y r we mining?
[08/20/15 22:03:07] <Mocking Jay> idk
[08/20/15 22:03:13] Boda Shandis destroyed sdkdp
[Itan]sdkdp: Left the sector.
[08/20/15 22:03:17] <Mocking Jay> i need the creds
[08/20/15 22:03:20] Boda Shandis destroyed Mocking Jay

<vo> [100] <War Of The Worlds Tripod> were not scared were busy contrubuting to the game not sitting in stations trolling 100

[Fri Aug 21 21:04:36 2015] ->Phaerell: Cumboat

[100] <Scientist Salarian> none. this game went full f2p with unlim access about 30 mins after u paid
[100] <Sunshatter> is the ec-88 basically the ec-89 with a diff model or is there more to it?
[100] <Stylezmaster> more to it
[100] <Chrisdan> diff. specs
[100] <Stylezmaster> ^
[100] <Scientist Salarian> it does more damage the more damage youve taken
[100] <spidre> so its a special bus then?
[100] <Sunshatter> ooh
[100] <Chrisdan> rip
[100] <Stylezmaster> lol
[100] <Scientist Salarian> so if u can get it to under 5% you can do crazy damage
[100] <Sunshatter> assuming uou live yeah
[100] <Chrisdan> mhm
[100] <Scientist Salarian> well ya
[100] <Stylezmaster> ;ad
[100] <Scientist Salarian> thats where the skill is involved

[12:49] <vo> [100] <H.Hornblower> sounds like some people take VO way too seriously.

"It's unadulterated greed coupled with arrogance. It's monopoly. It's so many things that you stand for that make people dislike you."

---TheRedSpy talking about TGFT.

""Yes, I AM an insufferable asshat..."

Ason Wa-Ralios/Greenwall talking about himself"

-Bojan, like usual, intentionally taking things out of context in an effort to destroy another thread in the forums.

"H. 'The Post Eraser' Hornblower has made some serious faux pas in his recent posts that made him look like a complete idiot.
When he realized what he's done he rushed to delete his posts trying to save some illusion of dignity he thought he still had.
Alas, it was too late since a lot of people saw his posts so I presume he is now quietly sitting in the corner feeling very ashamed."

-Bojan "The Post Eraser", prior to making a serious faux pas of his own in this exact forum which he has since deleted but I managed to capture nevertheless (see above).

Now that was a real classy TGFT move like it was expected from you Greenwall. :)

Conveniently you deleted your post too in which you say: "Delete your posts first and I will delete mine" as a response to my proposal that we both delete our posts and leave Funny Quotes to REAL Funny Quotes.
I honored our deal and deleted my posts.

So yes, you win, TGFT style.

Again, this has nothing to do with TGFT, but rather with you being a dick. Thank you for admitting defeat.

Take this up somewhere else you two.

If you can't say it with ions, don't say it at all.

Phaser, do something useful with your mod powers for once and excise this and the preceding seven posts from this thread.

Agreed, the above posts are a complete misuse of the thread, its for ingame quotes not bleeding over of the rp forum.

We've gotten off track, but I'll defer to Whistler as he is an elder guide.

In the meantime, keep those cameras safely rolling.

Lol trs, there have been plenty of quotes from outside the game here. Your absurdly funny forum posts are not immune from exposure, whether you like it or not.

Whistler/Phaserlight

Please strip this once-funny-thread of the last 10-12 posts (including this one). Split it to another thread or, better yet, delete them.

Need I remind you that I'm a badguy in-game?

Let me hold you hostage then: If said posts are not removed, I shall turn Savet loose with jokes about tiny women in lingerie and machine guns. Then post them here blaming TGFT.