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Jul 23, 2005 Borb II link
Too bad the one thing your beloved UIT nation lacks is balls. After all when life is easy then become the people.

And who said UIT had all the women? Last time I looked Itanis had the most, and the Tani women stay healthy and in shape, unlike your fat, rich, moody, UIT women.

True power comes from that which the barer of power builds with in him or her self, riches and the like and be lost but that which you are will always be.
Jul 23, 2005 Lin link
/me pulls Arolte's strings and watches him dancing for Lady Serco ...

Serco rocks!
Jul 23, 2005 Arolte link
Borb II... you do realize that half of the "women" in Itani are guys roleplaying that gender, right? What? You didn't know?!

=P

UIT doesn't lack balls. There's this thing called strategy. It's a concept that often originates from this organ called the brain. Not sure if any of you Itani or Serco know about it. Anyway, what this organ does is it enables you to calculate wise decisions based on survivalibility and profitability. Things like wasting money on pointless battles are not on that list of wise decisions, sorry to say.

So call me if you ever feel a tiny, squishy mass quivering around in that thick skull of yours.

=)

PS: I dare you to call Lydia fat, rich, and moody in front of her face. We'll see where that leads.
Jul 23, 2005 Solra Bizna link
Brains quiver? Doesn't sound healthy...
-:sigma.SB
Jul 23, 2005 Spellcast link
UIT brains quiver, they dont have any neural connections to logic implants keeping thier reasoning within acceptably realistic tolerances like our Mk7 Serco Brain Components. Thus they are always exploring ill concieved options that reduce effectiveness when forced to make choices in microseconds. I suppose that would be akin to quivering.

I'm not sure if Itani brains quiver, But i suspect not, after all they spend so much time meditating that I doubt anything quivers but thier vocal cords as they hum to the ghost of spaceships past, or whatever it is they concentrate on while letting thier muscles atrophy.

Anyway, profit and survival have no meaning without honor, not to a true warrior anyway. I would rathar live as a poor man, than live without honor; and if by choosing to live I should be forced to sacrifice honor, than let me die, as the alternative is unthinkable.
Jul 23, 2005 Arolte link
Of course they do, Solra Bizna. That was part of the joke. When it's so tiny and it's inside a huge, cavernous skull, it would quiver around like a uvula. Now you get it?

=P
Jul 23, 2005 ctishman link
Wise man once say if you have to explain joke, you told it wrong.
Jul 23, 2005 Arolte link
But see, the fact that I had to explain it to Itani/Serco pushes my point even further. Thank you.

=P
Jul 23, 2005 ctishman link
The rounded grape gains little in the winemaking.
Jul 24, 2005 Celkan link
I'm noting that Arolte is missing the fact that the person he picked as his UIT example is a fake identity for a BLAK Itani that shall remain anonymus until they wish to not be.

As a hint, it's not me though :P