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Smittens Declares War on Viper

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Sep 29, 2005 smittens link
Well, my post in suggestions basically sums up why. I've had enough of this, maybe I should "learn to move on" or "let it go", but honestly (and Borb can back me up on this after our multiple IM discussions) I've been doing that A LOT in responce to things VPR management has done, and this was the last straw.

So:

- I will attack any Viper I see without warning (as Maso did to me)*
- I do not represent IA in this, and if they ask me to I will resign
- If Maso 1) Posts admitting that he lied about who shot first AND 2) Appologizes that he kept this up for so long, I will end this war and in turn appologize for its existance

*I will offer those VPR who I had good relations with a cease-fire like thing. Basically it says that we treat each other as if there were still an IA VPR alliance. Also, any VPR besides Maso or M. Duncan may request one of these at any time and I will obey it as long as they do

Also, general VO should note that I'm not turning into a PKer (yet). This is against VPR and VPR only, if I kill you without what you feel is propper warning, I will likely let you kill me to make up for it.
Sep 30, 2005 jexkerome link
Go forth, young Smittens, and smite to your heart's content.

If you can actually put it off, that is.
Sep 30, 2005 Dr. Lecter link
That's pull it off, you corporate bloodsucking weasel. And I'll help Smittens (Itani hippo-pus wriggling maggot though he be) stomp on [VPR] any damn time he likes.
Sep 30, 2005 jexkerome link
Man, age must be gaining up on me, like, since '86 or so. However, I note you said "corporate bloodsucking weasel" as if it were a BAD thing.

Anyway, I guess CDC and IGPK are not enough to keep your interest if you're also going to take on VPR at the same time, Lecter.

Which begs the question: what is up with these Guilds that have no real power, not even to defend their own, anyway?
Sep 30, 2005 LaMas link
Smittens thank you for your pathetic declaration of war. Do you remember that you have gone rogue a couple of weeks ago? Yes? Fine. Since that time you are considered as an outlaw by the Viper Guild. You know about the implications of this status (and you have that status thanks to *your* actions; not mine). So, there is nothing to discuss.

/maso

EDIT: And, smittens, I am really impressed what you make out of that little fight, which I lost btw. How about we shrink our egos a little and move on.
Sep 30, 2005 Spellcast link
look, its a P***ing contest.....

havent we had enough of these?

Oh, and smittens, aren't you supposed to be like the archnemesis of kix or something? doesn't declaring war on someone else conflict with those duties?

what happenes if kix and a viper are in the same sector.. who gets priority?

inquiring minds want to know.
Sep 30, 2005 smittens link
[Edited cause it was mean]

Maso, what matters to me is that you lied, and now as before it appears you'll try to hide behind the IA-VPR alliance, which according to this thread: http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/7/10849 was already suspended, so I'm not sure how you still manage to do it...

Point being, you attacked me without any notice, and if I, a lowly member, speak for my guild, then you sure as hell speak for VPR
Sep 30, 2005 icbm1987 link
Where is Kix? If I were him... I'd be very angry with you right now Smitt.

And... Smittens can fight? what?
Sep 30, 2005 Phaserlight link
The IA-VPR alliance ended a looong time ago. VPRs are neutral toward IA as a guild, but smittens is now (obviously) hostile towards us, which makes him KOS.

Oh, and b.t.w., wouldn't it be nice if these little dramas had some actual relevance in game, instead of just being p***ing matches?
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/3/11684
Sep 30, 2005 tumblemonster link
I would like to take this moment to thank Nerde Verde, Millenium Blackhawk, M. Duncan, and igrok for trying to give me some fun fights last night, even though a bunch of idiots kept ruining it. Sorry I had to log.

Fight on Vipers! Enemies for life!
Sep 30, 2005 KixKizzle link
Nah its cool.
Maso ran from me twice and blamed it on his lag.
Smittens can smite Viper for all I care.
And if they get #1 priority I might even help!
As long as we put aside our enemies and attack each other in the end.

P.S. Maso's nick name is "Lag" cause when he dies YOU KNOW WHY!
Sep 30, 2005 who? me? link
yah we need to kill all vipers until they remove maso as their commander... ninny
Sep 30, 2005 Spellcast link
""And if they get #1 priority I might even help!""

-GASP-

RRRRRRRRRRuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

the sky is falling... the sky is falling... Kix said he MIGHT..... work *gasp* WITH *omg say it isnt so* Smittens.
Sep 30, 2005 Hoax link
Look at me! Look at me! Hey over here! Dear god someone PLEASE pay attention to me. I'm somebody I swear!
Sep 30, 2005 genka link
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(Tis a rag!)
Sep 30, 2005 LeberMac link
/me looks at Hoax and decides that, yes, perhaps he really *IS* somebody...
Sep 30, 2005 Lin link
Oh Herr, lass Hirn regnen ...

/me trying to translate: Oh Lord, send a rain of brain ...

Greetings

Linda (-:
Oct 01, 2005 leapfrog link
Seta switches off his holo display, and relaxes... then starts to chuckle... "that Smittens... he's a piece of work", he thinks to himself... and then smiles.

He rights himself in his chair, stands, and then slowly walks over to the council refreshment center... reaches behind the bar, and pulls out two bottles clearly emblazened "Roid Rammers".

Gingerly (his shoulder is still a bit sore), he reaches into his flightsuit right-thigh pocket and pulls out the ancient "bottle opener" his father gave him as a child. The same instrument Seta's grandfather had given him.

(he also giggles a bit, knowing that the "third-person" narative drives some a bit crazy... but, frankly, doesn't care. "I'm too old to care about such triviality...", he thinks to himself)

Each bottle is opened with a swift flick of the wrist, and the instrument is then replaced to it's rightful stowage.

Seta walks over to Hoax - still seated at Council's round table... and hands him one of the bottles, with condensation dripping from the exterior surface... "cheers!", Seta exclaimed... extending his bottle in a salutish fashion.

Hoax smiled at Seta... clearly understanding the gesture.

"Let the war begin... yet again...", Hoax smiled...

Seta grinned... and then walked towards the airlock... "I need some rest, if we are going to play...", he said. With that, he walked though the airlock... and headed for his oncall station.

"Nerde should get out his 'clue bat'... like it would do any good...", Seta chuckled to himself...
Oct 01, 2005 mdaniel link
tumblemonster: thanks as well to you, fun times! ;)

Hey and smittens... I claim the top right on being attacked by you. You got that?

After the mega crap you pulled on me a few weeks ago your name is on a mega post-it, right on my screen.... circled 3 times. So Kixkizzle, sorry but I claimed smittens for me already, he will get busy with you when him and me are done, shortly I hope.

HA!

M. Duncan
Oct 01, 2005 mdaniel link
Police Report:
"Suicide Itani youngling who ran off from home and stole dad's racer ship is being hunted by Itani police in gray space for flying without a license. Known by the name 'smittens'. He has been seen waving his lollipop and throwing it at Vipers, thereby damaging their ships paint. The offender is a minor and several warrants are out for polluting space with food items, as well as for breaking vendo machines at corvus where he tried to extract candy bars without inserting the proper change."

M. Duncan