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to honor blackhole goldclaw

Jan 30, 2006 ananzi link
the greatest feat of trolly gankage in recent memory, the lightning mine destruction of a number of deneb racers at the final station, a feat of inventiveness and creativity, i cannot help but feel admiration for the work of blackhole goldclaw on the last deneb run.

three cheers.
Jan 30, 2006 Jakob LeMort link
Booo!! Cheap !
Jan 31, 2006 jexkerome link
*raises glass to true enterprising genius*

2 million for the price of a few mines!
Jan 31, 2006 moldyman link
Ya know he already has another thread dedicated to this.
Jan 31, 2006 zamzx zik link
Woah.

o.0

0.o

I never though anyone, mostily jex, would ever care that I lighting mined a station =D

thanks.

heres the mockup erik wrote

"[Sat Jan 28 18:48:26 2006] 28b4f0[100]<Blackhole Goldclaw> I'll go mine the station
[Sat Jan 28 18:49:03 2006] 28b4f0[100]<Blackhole Goldclaw> I'll get griefed for it..
[Sat Jan 28 18:49:21 2006] 28b4f0[100]<Blackhole Goldclaw> BUT I"LL HAVE [shagged] THE [coitising] [nookiers]
[Sat Jan 28 19:07:46 2006] 28b4f0[100]<Blackhole Goldclaw> I F***** the F******** F********'s yaaaaaaay!"

{EDITED}- for T-rating Sarahanne

Note: Guides, I know this is questionable at best. Yell at me to cut it out (or edit it) at your leisure.

"On your mark. Get set" And the turrets fired, signaling the start of the 31st run to Deneb and back. Screwball lead the pack to the wormhole, closely followed by Calder, LeberMac and then Stranger. Blackhole Goldclaw hit a storm but then pulled up last.... heading to the wrong wormhole. He continued, however, as Calder and LeberMac pulled ahead of Screwball heading into Sedina. Stranger was battling the front two entering B-8, leaving Screwball in 4th and Blackhole Goldclaw in a distant 5th as he entered Bractus. As he continued to argue with me on the merits of it being the same race but in reverse, Calder extended his lead and was first into Ukari. LeberMac pulled in thirty seconds behind him, with Stranger only ten seconds behind LeberMac. Screwball brought up the rear as Blackhole Goldclaw exploded back to Sedina, thus disqualifying him from the race.

As he cursed at and insulted the race official about the disqualification, not hearing the rules and the reverse course idea, Calder and LeberMac went to Dantia via Rhamus while Stranger and Screwball went via Pyronis. LeberMac was first into Dantia, followed by Calder and then Screwball. Stranger was only one jump behind in Pyronis. Blackhole Goldclaw continued to argue as a plan formulated in his head as he floated outside of Corvus Hold. Bolting towards Sol II, the two racers from Rhamus took detours, but LeberMac's detour would sling him into an unmapped asteroid field, allowing Screwball to slip into 2nd place. This would change yet again warping into the Serco home system, with LeberMac in the lead, Calder behind and Screwball in 3rd.

Yet another time, heading for the wormhole to Betheshee, the lead would switch up, with Screwball in 1st with LeberMac three thousand meters behind. Stranger was closing the gap, only four seconds behind LeberMac, as Calder pulled ahead for 2nd. But, as it was shown before, the lead wasn't solid in this race as it switched up yet another time. LeberMac led into Deneb, after taking fire from Spellcast's railguns, lowering him to 50%. Calder came in next, with Screwball right behind. Stranger would drop off as he was eliminated from the race, leaving only three racers left. Calder and LeberMac would fight neck and neck for the lead all the way to Odia, as Screwball lost precious seconds with many plot around jumps in Itani space. Calder was first into Odia M-14.... only to meet one pilot: Blackhole Goldclaw. his rage had not lessened, evidenced by the massive amounts of floating ordnance around the station's entrances. Calder gritted his teeth and slammed his turbo for the dock. Unfortunately, his ship's computer did not respond fast enough, leaving his ship to take damage from Lightning mines for three seconds before he exploded. LeberMac was right behind him. He turboed for an entrance, and, before he could activate the docking sequence, was launched through the station's XithRite armor, destroying his ship. Screwball would try as well, but with sucess where the other two failed. Blackhole Goldclaw walked away with 2.6 million credits (600k from a bounty) proving that, even if you're out of the race as a racer, you can still win cash prizes. And Screwball, his first race since he first began MCing it in Deneb Run #11, won a first place prize, showing racing skills never truly leave one.

Feb 01, 2006 jexkerome link
Suspiciously like the official one in the Deneb thread proper. This can only means ONE thing...

zamzx zik = moldyman

I, for one, am shocked to the core.
Feb 01, 2006 zamzx zik link
No. I am not moldyman..

'monk is around 18+

I, on the other hand, am turning 14 this month...
Feb 01, 2006 sarahanne link
and it shows. Congrats. Blackhole and Vendetta, growing-up together. I think it's kinda neat. :)
Feb 01, 2006 jexkerome link
This game SO needs an M rating, to kick all those teenagers out of the game (yes, from 13 to 19)...
Feb 01, 2006 Jakob LeMort link
Yeah jex ! Then maybe I could get some PK's for once.
Feb 04, 2006 LordofBlades link
If you upped it to M, us teenagers would still be around. Because 1, M is 17+, and two, many parents don't give a damn, and would let their kids play anyways.

And 3, the kids don't care either, but that's a given.
Feb 04, 2006 zamzx zik link
heh, after 3 years or so, a silly little rating wont stop me...

not that'd even be half of a problem.

...or anyone'd care..
Feb 04, 2006 roguelazer link
Wait... You were younger than Blaster? Hmm... Never knew that...