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May 13, 2006 Screwball link
Hmm, apparently I was incorrect. TGFT does have a cafepress store.

http://www.cafepress.com/tgft

(Hint: It's a different TGFT)
May 14, 2006 moldyman link
#23: Your guild is very similarly named or [tagged] to something that exists and is relatively well known.

Crap... #23 too...
May 14, 2006 MSKanaka link
Screw: that still counts, as Vendetta's retail release was often jokingly called "Dance Dance Space Bass Fishing 2004"
May 14, 2006 yodaofborg link
8? but genka was beggin to get in!

[edit]

N yeah, my post was late, errm, cpu issues >.>
May 15, 2006 moldyman link
#24. People gawk and ask what guild your tag is, because no one from your guild has been on in a long time. And these are vets asking, too.
May 15, 2006 Will Roberts link
Not sure whether this would fall into a subcat of Moldy's #23, so...

#23 sub a: Your guild is named after a totally different game.

(have we covered them all, now?)
Jun 02, 2006 Cunjo link
25: One of the guild 'rules' involves annoying the commander whenever possible.
Jun 02, 2006 bojansplash link
26. Your guild commander sits in an empty bar ingame talking to himself and trolls on forums 24/7.
Jun 02, 2006 jexkerome link
27. You Guild keeps changing the meaning of its acronym.
Jun 02, 2006 Shapenaji link
28. Your guild shares a name with a foul-tasting Coke product...
Jun 02, 2006 Gavan link
hehe
Jun 02, 2006 MSKanaka link
Cunjo: I think 25 is the only redeeming value [Itan]'s got at this point.
Jun 02, 2006 LeberMac link
It's MY rule, and I like it. So shaddup!
How about:

29. Your guild only has a 2-letter acronym, meaning it's only half as good as some other guilds with 4-letter acronyms.

30. Your guild's military leader is best known for his spectacular military blunders.
Jun 02, 2006 MSKanaka link
31. You (or your guild) resort to adding rules/signs to this thread just to insult other guilds in particular.

Hey! Whaddya know, that means we ALL suck!
Jun 02, 2006 bojansplash link
We are all evil!
Jun 02, 2006 MSKanaka link
That too. Here's one for you, Bojan :D

32. Your guild has at least one (1) certifiable Grade-A Ninny as a member.
(Rninny = 1)
32a. The consequences of the above are doubled if this member is a councilor.
(Rninny = 2)
32b. The consequences of the above are doubled (again) if this member is a lieutenant.
(Rninny = 4)
32c. The consequences of the above are doubled once more if this member is BOTH a lieutenant and a councilor.
(Rninny = 8)
32d. If the member is the commander, you're just screwed.
(Rninny = infinity)
Jun 02, 2006 jexkerome link
Harsh.
Jun 02, 2006 MSKanaka link
I don't think Bojan qualifies as "Grade-A". He's "Teh Ninny" and that means he's not "gradeable" :P
Jun 02, 2006 Cunjo link
33. You can count 25 as a redeeming value

:D
Jun 02, 2006 bojansplash link
"Teh Ninny" agrees.:P
At one point I wanted to make a NIHNEE guild with teh rest of VO famous ninnies but someone complained it would be too much Monty Pythonesque so I gave up on it.
Like the knights that go .......