You haven't seen the SoR subforum yet!

And that still doesn't make securenet our guilds homepage.

Crap. Guilty of #11 too

Just for the record, TGFT does charge dues, but I haven't used them to pay for the Deneb Run since race 14. Also, we don't have a cafepress site, though we did discuss it at one point.

#13: Recruiting for your guild consists of sending random invites to random players.

#14 you beg sarahanne to remove enough members so it will spontaneously disband

Spuck, I have. Look at the memberlist... er, wait, the site's down. Damn.

I am... err was part of the memberlist, but was I in SoR? NO!

hey, we at CNTR had to come up with a new guild name in thirty minutes...

the "Society of Traders For Unity" was a great guild name. somehow our name came accross misinterpreted, maybe lost in translation a little bit...

but i think we did well in the time we had...

#15 Your Guild bot/bank/wahtever has more ingame time than any other member of the Guild.

Do guilds still spontaneously disband? There are a few guids that look like they shouldn't exist right now.

#16 Your guild has more players than the sum total of its players' Licenses.

EnB: 16

Apparently guilds only spontaneously disband if you are in the process of trying to get one off the ground. If its been around for a year and a half, only has two members, one of which is the commander, and neither of which have been seen in 1.4 years.... then things seem to be hunky-dory.

#17. When new players are asked why they joined, they say: "Because A-Dawg said I would get a free Wraith."

#18 Your guild is the merger of two guilds that was the merger of two guilds that was the merger of two guilds...

What like this?

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/guildinfo/49/

And this:

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/guildinfo/56/

Miharu,

a) As you said, the site's down.

b) In no way do I see SecureNet as being directly and uniquely affiliated with SoR, the guild merely has a subforum. Surely you can't count that. SecureNet is much more than just a portal for SoR, since it welcomes any and all worthy Serco citizens.

c) I can only speak for myself in terms of activity, but I do log on every now and then. Strangely, I hardly ever see you. However, I would not jump to the conclusion that you are very rarely in-game just because that seems to me to be the case.

Those where the guilds I was thinking of that should have been disbanded moldyman, but if the required number is six or eight there might be more which should be disbanded.

Where's softy2's righteous anger over leaving the ancient, abandoned guilds alone? I seem to recall you arguing rather strenuously against me when I said disband the AWOL guilds...

Anyway, [ITAN] rules! And I've finished off the rest of the tequila from Cinco de Mayo! Wheeeee!

P.S. Someone tell me the story of softy1 (or "softy"), what's up with the "2"? Or is that some AOL-er slang for "z" so it's supposed to read softyz? I never know...

Seems Toshiro is still too stuck up somewhere to realize all of this is in good fun...

Did anyone already made an entry about your Guild acronym being an Internet meme? I think someone did, but, um, I can't find it in two pages worth of thread...

I'm not stuck up. I'm touchy.

Leber : well i don't really care so much about the disbanding of guilds and such, since my arguments are always a bit, uh, academic. But if you are looking for righteous anger, here you go :

NOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Don't disband those guilds! Just remove the "guild page"!

There.

Anyway, for your next question, there is a softy1, and it's not me. How dare you slander me by associating me with them AOL n00bs? I am on the internet long enough to remember info.cern and the beginnings of the WWW.

#19: Your guild disbands because of one person. Whining and moaning afterwards may occur.

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Crap, #19 too -_-;