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Jun 02, 2006 LeberMac link
nik
Jun 02, 2006 Gavan link
nik? wtf leeber?
Jun 02, 2006 LeberMac link
(LOL I forgot it was Noo, Sorry Gav)

No no Gav you're supposed to do the following:

ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my
friend and I will say... we will say... `nee'.
CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,...
nee!
CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
ARTHUR: Nee!
BEDEMIR: Noo! Noo!
ARTHUR: No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's 'nee'.
BEDEMIR: Noo!
ARTHUR: No, no -- 'nee'. You're not doing it properly.
BEDEMIR: Noo! Nee!
ARTHUR: That's it, that's it, you've got it.
ARTHUR and BEDEMIR: Nee! Nee!
ROGER: Are you saying 'nee' to that old woman?
ARTHUR: Um, yes.
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can
`nee' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land,
nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies
are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

(from script: http://www.textfiles.com/media/SCRIPTS/holygral.txt )
Jun 02, 2006 bojansplash link
This filled my hearth with joy.
:D
Jun 02, 2006 toshiro link
The transcript is wrong, though...

"ni", and "Bedivere".

If you quote, quote correctly.
Jun 02, 2006 LeberMac link
tosh, go bitch at the guys who posted that script then.
Technically I *did* quote absolutely correctly from my source.

Now if someone can tell me what the meaning of "is" is...
Jun 02, 2006 jexkerome link
Depends on what you mean by "meaning"...
Jun 02, 2006 Shapenaji link
What ARE these compositions of Alphanumerics? I think they might have some sort of meaning...
Jun 02, 2006 Lord Q link
of coarse, LeberMac is Bill Clinton, it all amkes sence now......... wate that doesn't make sence at all
Jun 02, 2006 Cunjo link
he did not have sex with that woman
Jun 03, 2006 Dr. Lecter link
That's probably the one thing we can say for sure about Leebs =P
Jun 03, 2006 jexkerome link
So we all agree then. Good.
Jun 03, 2006 LeberMac link
What, that I did not have sex with that woman, or that I'm not Bill Clinton?
(I shudder to think about both of those scenarios, and debate which one might be worse.)
Jun 03, 2006 Dr. Lecter link
I was using "that" in the undifferentiated-singular, Leebs =P