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BLAK disappearence

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Jun 26, 2005 Shapenaji link
Officially closed? I think not...

Bugs, under and inside rocks, we crawl to meet the light.

But the BLAK is bak
Jun 26, 2005 Touriaus link
well then what do you suggest.
Jun 26, 2005 VincentV link
ANNOUNCEMENT: People scurry to B8 to see the repearance of [BLAK]
ADVERTISEMENT: Run and scurry to B8 to get slaughtered by Shape!
WARNING: Side effects may cause blindness, loss of IQ, pains in your lower lip, death, and in extreme cases, you will have forgotten to home near odia.
Jun 26, 2005 Borb II link
This is far from over. It's just starting.
Jun 26, 2005 Harry Seldon link
/me thinks this is a plot to annoy Touriaus as he postures pretending to know all.
Jun 26, 2005 Touriaus link
w/e harry don't post if you don't have anything to contribute.And i keep hearing its just the beginning, it's not over yet.Well I want to hear what you think/know whats gonna happen next.
Jun 27, 2005 LeberMac link
What's gonna happen next?

Hive update this tuesday.

/me starts the rumor mill again...
Jun 27, 2005 smittens link
THERES A HIVE UPDATE TUESDAY!?
Jun 27, 2005 jexkerome link
While I have enough fate in the Mods to pay them ten bucks each and every month, I'll believe in that update when it's being installed in my PC, not a moment sooner.

As for BLAK, 10 to 1 the pirates were gone for the end-of-school-term shenanigans, and are returned now that summer's settled in. Or maybe they returned because they enjoy the attention. That said, the "u" key is my new bestest friend from now on, along with the turbo button.

And if people are getting together to annoy Mecha, drop me a line, I want in!
Jun 27, 2005 VincentV link
/me thinks Joyce is on to something here

Mecha, I agree with Harry, LEARN TO TYPE! er, spell! well, both, really. You have a special knac for making peoples eyes hurt :D
Jun 27, 2005 Touriaus link
Let's please try to keep things on the right track.Before I have to type some more :p
Jun 28, 2005 jexkerome link
Um, but... if the thread is about BLAK disappearing, and now they have returned, what else is there to talk about?

They actively refuse to explain their absence, by the way, which also opens up the theory that they won't answer because they don't remember the reason, due to a major drinking binge they embarked upon right before their disappearance and which gave them a month-long hangover.
Jun 28, 2005 LeberMac link
I was wondering where those couplea cases of tequila went, I guess it wasn't just Broma!
Jun 28, 2005 Lonestar00 link
Drinking was possibly involved. We don't remember, obviously. Or we do, and aren't saying. It is possible that doing laundry may have been in there somewhere, I did seem to end up with some clean socks at the end of it. And possibly - just possibly - we might have had a picnic and mud volleyball tournament. I have also heard the idea floated that Shape attended a Go tournament, forced us all to come, killed everyone there, and then brainwashed us all so we wouldn't remember, although that certainly doesn't explain my socks. Leber, have you seen any socks around Itani space? I seem to be missing one out of a pair...
Jun 28, 2005 LeberMac link
LeberMac held the lone sock in his hand, wondering how it had come to be floating in Itani space. Analysis by [IA]'s Deep Blue supercomputer had determined that it belonged to Lonestar, who until recently had gone missing from the universe but had inexplicably returned in recent days.

"Hrmmm. Perhaps he came back for his sock?" LeberMac mused. "This sock must be extremely valuable to him..."

He decided to keep it for ransom until Lonestar coughed up some information regarding where he and the rest of [BLAK] had gone to for the previous 2 months.

Intelligence sources from all over the galaxy speculated on many things... a vacation, going back to Pirate school, loss of sub-ether net broadband service for their part of the galaxy... BUT.

LeberMac's own hunch was that they had been off doing a little testing of this Hive menace in the mysterious Void where the hive bots had been emerging from.

He placed the sock in a stasis chamber and wired off a quick IM to Lonestar:

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BEGIN TRANSMISSION

TO: Lonestar
FROM: You Know Who
RE: Sock

We have your sock. If you ever want to see it safe and sound again, we must arrange a meeting to discuss your wherabouts over the last 2 months. Now... it would be a shame if something... bad were to happen to it. It's such a nice sock - no harm has come to it.. yet. We have laundered it and removed the stink. Please do not let tragedy befall the sock - think of your cold left foot! You know how to get in touch with me.

END TRANSMISSION
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Jun 28, 2005 VincentV link
Well, Leber, its tuesday, lets see if you were right about that pesky Hive update :P
Jun 28, 2005 greengeek link
Nerde Verde readies a wash load full of red shirts for LeberMac, just so Lonestar knows we mean business...
Jun 28, 2005 who? me? link
oh yay! hive update today maybe!

and is martin and holden coming back?

/me hopes

EDIT : touriuas, shut up and stop starting outlandish conspiracy theories, it will all be revealed in due time, and if you think you can figure everything out yourself then you are wrong. stop being an attention ..... and let everyone have fun with this.
Jun 28, 2005 terjekv link
HIVE is already here. it just hasn't shown itself to everyone yet. its tentacles will reach to the innermost core of the universe. of this there is no doubt.

some of us have seen HIVE. and to see HIVE is to see the innermost workings of the universe itself.
Jun 28, 2005 LeberMac link
/me grabs terjekv's arm and twists it behind his back.

"Make with the talking! Tell us what ya know! You have SEEN it - Where is the Hive?!? And - What do you know about this SOCK?" LeberMac dangles the Lonestar Sock(tm) at terjekv...

I need to support my wild accusations and irresponsible guesswork! Well, this IS the last Tuesday in June, and it was promised to us in June, so....

(AND it's been OVER three months since the latest "In Progress" update, and the devwiki has not been updated since it was last posted on May 4th, almost 2 months ago...)