From the Home Office in Prime Command, Sol II, it's the

Top Ten Signs your Guild Sucks

10. Website hosted on Myspace.com
9. Guild Anthem: "It's a Small World after all"
8. Not even Genka or Ananzi will join it
7. Who? me? is dying to join it
6. Guild has a CafePress store
5. Having Breazle join would actually add prestige to the Guild
4. Guild is far more active in its website than ingame
3. Guild charges members a monthly fee "to promote events", is really spent by the Council on booze and loose men and women.
2. Breaking the Guild Charter is more fun than following it
1. Its name has the words "Band" and/or "Hawks"!

Me checks out the kind of guild this Jerkerome, i mean jexkerome is in

Sorta like ITAN?

Hmm... (compiled from *active* guilds with an OOC perspective)

[Acronym] Guild Name: Signs matched

[A1S] Akans First Squadron: n/a
[BotH] Band of the Hawks: 1 (2 counts)
[BLAK] Black Lance: 5
[BDC] Blood Dragon Clan: n/a
[BHu] Bounty Hunters united: 7
[CLM] Cargo Liberation Movement: 8
[CNTR] Children of the New Terra Republic: 3
[CGCC] Coalition of Galactic Commerce and Cartography: 8, 10 (google counts according to JK)
[Itan] Coalition of Itan: 2, 6
[EnB] Earth and Beyond: n/a
[MUIE] Mercenary United Infamous Elite: n/a
[NUTS] Nut house bound: n/a
[PMC] Private Military Company: n/a
[ST6] Serco Team Six: 2
[SoR] Shades of Red: 4, 6
[SB] Sigma: 9
[SCAR] SkyCommand Assault Regiment: 2
[SKV] Skygge Vakter: 2, 4
[TGFT] The Guild of Free Traders: N/A
[Syn] The Syndicate: 8
[VPR] The Vipers: 4
[TTCO] Trotters' Intergalactic Trading: 2

Haha!

Now I gotta know which ones did you think ST6 was... Other then n00b and Ananzi not wanting to join.

hahahahahahaha

[CDC] - 2, 5, 7, 8

hey! Ku's stuff doesn't represent SoR!

And - HEY! [ITAN] does not have a CafePress store! [IA] did!

And [ITAN] is definitely more active ingame than on the damn website. No one frikkin' uses it.

Oh and shaddup Borby before I come kill you repeatedly. >:P

All NUTS members are active!

Ah!

And all at the same times!

--Mogul

What spuck said. SoR do not have a website. Nor do we have a CafePress store, unless I really don't know jack (which is always a possibility).

To be fair, [SoR] barely has a guild =P

Since when did we break our guild charter? Have you SEEN what ours is?

#0. 3/4 of your guild is made up freaking alts with no levels... pitiful.

Tamion

Yeah! Have you SEEN the [ITAN] Charter?

(... because if you HAVE seen it, I need it - to know what the HELL it is we're supposed to be doing...)

Haha, funny stuff...

Although personally.... I find 8 to be more a sign that your guild is on the right track!

:)

Spuck, toshiro: I consider SecureNet to be a website, especially given the SoR subforum. And yes, people are more active there than they are ingame. I only see RelayeR and spuck ingame regularly.

Blacklight: ST6, right? It was more a jab at Borb than anything else, him being an ex-pirate. Of course, there is also the bit that in every Serco guild one might expect there to be a line about "protecting Serco citizens". I'm not entirely sure that ST6 has done that at all times.

Leber: I refer to the incident with IrishDrunk pirating UIT in Azek. If I recall, both the IDF and IA charters forbade pirating of anyone who was not Serco, if it was even allowed at all.

Gavan: This is Jex who came up with the "rules". Expect them to be sarcastic. I do agree with you, though--if genka won't touch the guild, you probably *are* on the right track.

To all of ya: the thread is supposed to be silly. Why don't you follow Tamion's idea and create more signs? I apologize if I started a flame war; I just had nothing to do this morning and felt like amusing myself with this. -.-;

11. The guild commander resigns, takes up an alias, and moves to a different nation.

Hahaha, I could see that.

Edit: Er in reference to Miharu's post not Will's.

Though I guess there could be a 12: Your guild has had more past comanders then active guild members in the last month.

/me flips Leber off.

12. Your guild MOTD usually consists of Chuck Norris jokes.

>_> *cough*