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PIRATES INVADE THE UIT CAPITAL! WHERE ARE THE VIPERS!?

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Jul 06, 2008 Dr. Lecter link
Aye, and a fine target ye make, Surb.
Jul 06, 2008 Impavid link
Little does moda know, I stole that quote from a TGFT!
Jul 06, 2008 Surbius link
On the contrary, Lecter, with the rats mucking about in SF infested areas they make quite the target. Besides you can't speak of much since you don't show up.

And there goes Imp with some more spin of its own.
Jul 06, 2008 Aramarth link
No Gavan, it was not. CLM must think that the smurfs and robber barons are a bigger threat than us.

I do sympathize with your desire to dislike any guild whose members shoot at you, but lets be realistic here. Not every guild gets to dictate every time that one of their pilots pulls the trigger. [1] isn't after Syn. More of our pilots than not could care less what you do. A select few, however, would love to see you burn alive. C'est la vie.

Blame the entire guild if you wish, but it really won't help you accomplish anything.
Jul 06, 2008 Gavan link
CLM was hired by the Serco. Personally I don't have much of a problem with their actions, aside from the fact it robbed us of a legit chance to win the Nation War :P But alas, 'tis a Pirate's life to go where the money and blood flows.

And I could care less what guilds shoot at us. The more the merrier. I'm not a Pirate because I'm worried about the dangers of a life in Grey. Quite the opposite, I revel in it.

I just find it hilarious when a guild such as [One] comes into existence based upon some higher moral ground, then has such a hard time deciding where exactly they stand! Are you against the pirates, or with them? Are you with the Itani's, or against them!?

Personally I wish you Serco-carebears would just get back to your badass roots.

Almost makes me wish Lecter was still in game...
Jul 07, 2008 Aramarth link
You sound very much like you're whining Gavan, despite your claims of 'more the merrier.' If you really are so willing to fight the universe, talk less fly more. I was going to address your points one by one, but I think I just stopped caring. Talk is for the politicians.
Jul 07, 2008 tramshed link
Eat flaming gauss trader scum!
Jul 07, 2008 Dr. Lecter link
As long as he includes Itani scum and makes allowances for searing positrons, I say Tramshed has the best idea so far.
Jul 07, 2008 Gavan link
...talk less fly more

Fair enough. Actions DO speak louder than words, now don't they Vehement. See you in space my blue litt... I mean.... red... um.... Viper.... dammit.
Jul 07, 2008 look... no hands link
/me gets out the chainfired quad gauss
Jul 07, 2008 Dr. Lecter link
Personally I wish you Serco-carebears would just get back to your badass roots.

Almost makes me wish Lecter was still in game...


Attention Serco: if that moron even almost wishes that I were still in game, You Are Wrong.
Jul 07, 2008 vIsitor link
Obviously, Lecter. That just goes without saying, although I suppose it *would* be nice to shoot at you for your trolling (for all the good it would do!).

I'm quite certain that, sooner or later, someone or something will lure you back. Hell, I've got a few choice ideas to do so myself, although my not being in-game rather puts a damper on any prospect of employing them, and, to be honest, the idea of intentionally bringing you back from the inky black makes me void my bowels (then again, in that context, "The Void awaits!" takes on an entirely new meaning).
Jul 07, 2008 Dr. Lecter link
vIsitor, the characters for which I the player am known are not likely to rejoin the VO universe any time soon. To do so would destroy another persona that I've been playing--I don't have the time to convincingly be two different people to the same group.

Of course, it is the same person behind each, so one day Dr. Lecter will make use of this new facade for his usual nefarious ends. Hilarity for all guilds and players involved will surely ensue.
Jul 07, 2008 break19 link
OMG. Did the doctor mispell a word? *blinks* wow. yea.. he did..

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*re-reads yet again* yep..

Hilarity is what you're looking for, I suspect.
edit: or.. did you mean Hillary will sue. ? either way, it'd be fun to watch.
EZR.
*duck*
Jul 08, 2008 Dr. Lecter link
Edited, per EZR's very-satisfied suggestion ;)
Jul 08, 2008 Aramarth link
Unfortunately, the badass-level of the Serco cannot be measured at present. The Itani nationalists only show up for Nation Wars anymore.

Fighting pirates and/or traders is not in any way a measure of a true Serco warrior. Both are mere distractions from our real enemy.
Jul 08, 2008 ThinkHen link
A true Serco warrior kills everything non-Serco.
Jul 08, 2008 Aramarth link
Your definition of warrior, and the one I was trained in, apparently do not match. My fault, I suppose, for assuming a civilian would understand.
Jul 08, 2008 break19 link
Not exactly. A true Serco warrior fights only those he deems worthy of fighting. There's no glory to be had in fighting, otherwise. Killing for the sake of killing is best left to those warmongering Itani, who attacked our homes, our families, destroying nearly everything on our homeworld. Twice. They attacked without warning after a few minor accidents, and nearly exterminated our entire species. But the valiant warriors of old finally managed to push them, not only off our planet, but into deep space.. For thousands of years, we lived peacefully. Even when some of our citizens decided to secede from the great Serco Empire, and form their own government, called the UIT, we did not fight them, they were harmless, and actually quite useful as neighbors.

Then, 2 of the Itani dogs invaded our homeland yet again, thousands of years later.. Yet, instead of killing them outright, we held them in captivity. We did not physically harm them, yet a small fleet of Itani terrorists decided they wanted their spies back, invaded, took their spies. Yet instead of simply retreating back across to their part of space, they, yet again, reverted to their cowardice ways, and used weapons of mass destruction against us. Yet, did we respond in kind? No, we attacked with honor. No nuclear weapons, no biological or chemical agents..

We could have used our vast knowledge of implants and nano-technology to wreak untold havok upon the civilian population of the Itani nation.. We did not. So, I ask you. Who are the real monsters of this universe?

Eize Ryda,
even in exile from the Serco Nation, must stand up for his homeland.
edit: add in some missing S's. need a new KB :P
Jul 09, 2008 Gavan link
My fault, I suppose, for assuming a civilian would understand.

Didn't you, up until very recently, work for the UIT?