"Iguana: Since the day we were born, 'til the day that we die."

Try Atkins.

What's all this?
I hope this dosn't influence the oh-so-nice prices of personal deffence systems?

I don't care much for your politics and your dominions.
It is your credits I want.

As a matter of fact I just finished a rather lucerative scrap metal transaction with a Serco. Your credits are good with me any time.
If the UIT collectively will not sell you Xithrite, I'll allways be available as a middle-man.

I'm in it for the money, not the glory or the conquest, but I respect the fact that the Serco are.
Best of luck to you.

As for the Itani, I don't really care.
A credit is a credit.

Hell, I'd sell devrays to the bugs if I could get it and fetch a good price.

Demonen, you are just the kinda man who makes this Union great! Independant, enterprising and brave. You may be taking your life into your own hands by trading with the barbaric Serco, but their credits spend like anyones.

Well done, but don't be mistaken, we gladly SELL to the Serco, but a sale at the end of a Graviton Blaster isn't a sale. It's extortion, and I would think even a hard-nosed merchant like yourself would have a problem with that.

>>Off Topic<<
Someone should save this thread from time to time, this is good material. If I had even a moticom of creativity I'd try to base a story off this.

Ps:
I read this thread everyday, it's my favorite book right now.

>>mutorcs<<

/Me offers a two way independent contract to the UIT stating the willingness to aid in the defences of UI territory with some of our mayor energyfocused supreme battleships and the start of the construction of some of the latest improvements in itani craftmanship models. And hope on a monetary counterstream to upwards fund our efforts at helping fight a common destroyer of human free thought and trademanship.

We humbly anticipate your acceptance on this multiple facetted multibeneficial allianceoffer.

cheers

We accept.

And while your troops are here, feel free to peruse our market sectors. A new series of Earthly Summers holos have just been released.

We hope this will be the opening of a long lasting peace and understanding between both our nations to both of our benefit.

And we hope that your tradefleet will be more favourable towards any of our traders while our troops strenghten both our borders.

El Taru Adun Executor Magus :D

Are you serious? There's not an NT anymore? That's stupid. But UIT is like UT (Tennessee, not Texas) so I guess that's alright. w00t!!! Go UT!!!

~clears throat~

I will protect my bretheren at any means neccesary.
UIT will never bow to the savages, we'd rather throw ourselves at SkyCommand with a cargo hold full of nuclear warheads that to even think of conceeding defeat to the so called "Serco Dominion".

My ancestors suffered greatly under your oppresion, but we adapted and changed. Now, on the edge of a new era, we are poised to shock and awe all enemies that dare think that they actually have a chance.

Our Union is based by people who cherish freedom and free trade rather than exploit it. Be warned... I Supreme Sausage, will re-paint my Wraith with your bretheren's blood if you so choose to pick a fight with the omnipotent might of the UIT.

Long live the Union!

"Omnipotent Might!"

Aaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaah! Just who do you think you are, little boy? A revolutionary? A guerilla? A hero? You are none of these things! You are a trader, the son of a farmer, grandson of a refugee! Go back to planting your crops! Assert your omnipotent might over the sweet corn! Rail about the galaxy's fate to the string beans, but do not presume to challenge the Serco, for we grow tired of your sick self-delusion, and will end you if it continues.

^ You serco talk awefully big. It's a shame you're just pussycats without your fancy little cybernetic enhancements. Makes one wonder what you all are trying to compensate for. . .

relax my brothers, he doth not know what kind of vile language he spews forth his horrid face. You obviously can talk the talk, but as far as walking the walk is concerned, you might have to level up from 0/0/0/0.

Age? I'm just a few decades older than your youthful rebelliousness. Simply put, i'll be more than happy to give you a spanking that you'll most probably will enjoy.

Big talk works bst when backed up with big guns. Get some.

Ah, that's what I sought! The next time you see Ku Genin on, challenge me, and I shall show you how a real Serco fights!

P.S.: No homers, S'il vous plait.