764) your goal in life is to build a model of the ships in Vendetta out of Legos, that are life sized
765) you made Vendetta your 1st online computer game ever
766) you cry when you realize how much you dont know about computers when the community do computer comparisson in public chat
767) you cry when you know how long you dint have a computer and how long you have missed Vendetta
768) you realize that you like Vendetta more than the old school game: Number Munchers
769) you have made a suggestion to Vendetta devs on how to make the game better
770) you told someone in your computer class about Vendetta, and he refers to the Vendetta community as: "the Bus People"

769a) the suggestion you made they actually considered and celebrim couldn't find a hole in it
771) you pay people you know to play vendetta just to increase it's playerbase
772) you bought a computer and pitched a fit when the people at best buy told you "no... vendetta isn't pre-installed"
773) secretly, in your basement so your wife doesn't find out, you've been building your very own valkrie out of sheetmetal
774) she found out and wanted to help you paint it
775) you suggested to NASA that they use a ship like the neutral marauder to ferry things from earth to the international space station and back
776) you made blueprints of your dreamhouse... shaped to look exactly like sector nine's station.
777) you built the above house
778) you put your baby brother in a stroller (and your friend does with his as well) and you use them to dogfight
779) your mother sees you outside doing this and runs to join you
780) you picked up a foreign (sp?) language from the global chat in vendetta
781) you've spent more then 24 hours online in vendetta in one straight go (no food, sleep, bathroom breaks...)
782) when you go to the store to buy batteries you wonder if they have a "fast charge" battery or not
783) you have the names and selling prices memorized of all the widgets in the game (might have already been done... don't think so though)

784) You send out "Change of address" notices because you moved your home sector to 18.

785) "771) you pay people you know to play vendetta just to increase it's playerbase" makes you mad, noticing that the money could have funded Vendetta's former financial troubles, which you are happy that the funing problems are gone
786) you considered english a foreign language even though you were born in the US or England
786a) ... you consider any earth language your foreign language
786b) ... Waylonics is your natural language
787) you have designs for your piloting uniform, representing your nation
788) you gave the skimatics(sp?) of the Frigate to NASA as the next space ship to be created as it is that the former model had been retired
789) you ask someone creative to design, an appropriate and non-biased, symbol/patch for your piloting uniform and each nation, for which the nation shall vote on as the official symbol/patch

does anyone think this thread has gone too far? i mean come on! nearly up to 800! that reminds me...
790) ....if you read all of them.
Damn, i did that....

791) When filling out an online dating slip, you include you Ethnicity as SERCONIAN, your Ocupation as: The Defenders Of The Homeland, the SHIELD Of Freedom (and you dont mean the USCG)

792) You get about 30 hits back from women all wanting a "man in uniform"

793) You date said 30 women and end up having a serious relationship wiht one

794) You are legally insane.
794) B: You were mentally stable before you joined vendetta.

794) You have posted 1/10th of the words in the question thread
795) You have learned more world history ingame than in school
796) You have satalite photos of the Guildsoftware office

797) You kill bots with ion blaster because all other guns are too easy

798) When people ask if you have any friends you respond "Yes, but they're all ingame right now"

799) Must...resist...urge...to...make...slashdot...article...

800) You have FINALLY gotten another 00 reason.

801) You think the stuff at the ingame bar is WAY better than Starbucks

802) You keep on bugging me to update the running story of Question.
803) You want to update the running story of Question but never find a good hour to do so.

804) You want lemming to update the question story but know he cant find a good 3 hours.

805) you have created a "screenshots" database and believe your screenshots to be much more dramatic and cinematic then other vendetta player's databases

806) You look at a scar and think 'That sure does look like GTS for V.'

*pats the scar on his big toe*

807) on snow days you spend your day wondering how to get on Vendetta
808) when you get on vendetta you wonder how you got on when you were grounded
808a) ... you still arent sure

809) even though you no longer play the game you still check the forums and post as actively as you did (almost) when you were playing

810) You organized your house as a Itani frigate and have everybody in your house running in uniforms, talking GTS and if they want to go outside they must use an airlock and space suit.
811) You came in a talk show to talk about your many 'near death experiences', only to be kicked out of it once they found out it was in-game.
811b) You convinced them that the experiences where real.
812) You learned GTS, only from seeing it ingame.
813) You get a 1 (F-) for a test because you made it in GTS.
813b) Your teachers can now read GTS.

!! Oh dear God !!
You all know this is disturbing.

Mutorcs :p

814) You resolve to henceforth remember Feb. 6th, 2004 as "Guild Receives Investment Day"
814b) You literally jumped for joy when you read the announcement
815) You go back and check every # on genka's list
815b) You make a list of your own
815c) You see it as a test of faith
816) After reading the whole list you begin seeing the word "you" in front of every sentence you read.

5, 6, 19, 23, 27, 29, 30, 32, 34, 35, 37, 42, 43, 44, 47, 60:p, 72, 74, 87a, 89a+b, 101, 130ha!, 141a, 142, 175, *182*, 195, 196!, 206, 209, 214-lmao, 221, 222a, 232-flares, 234, 243-aww:), 244, 245, 254b, 256, 257b, 269, 273, 274, 280, 305-grrr, 314, 317b, 332, 333, 337, 367, 381, 417, 423, 426, 451, 458, 480, 481, 483-of course;), 484, 486, 566, 599, 601!, 627, 632, 654, 702, 713, 734, 768, 769a, 790, 814b, 815c, 816

817) you have never made a suggestion on how to fix the economy, because you know it would be a waste of an idea
817a) ... fix the valk "said" uberness
817b) ... fix the "said" rocketramming situation
817c) ... fix the "said" nuking situation

818) you keep answering this post and you don't think it is old.