819) you're completely sure that the vendetta community can pull together and think up another 180 reasons!

820: you just realized the machine sitting next to you (that you're not using) is a P4 processor
821: ...and it has an NVIDIA graphics card
822: ...which makes you absolutely SURE it would be PERFECT for Vendetta
823: ...but, it's your dad's work office machine. :(
824: You sit for hours waiting for someone to reply to that essay you just posted on the GSW forums.
825: you pondered creating a java version of Vendetta to train new players
826: You are the CEO of the oldest ingame restaurant in vendetta.
827: people enjoy said restaurant, in all of its incarnations.

(Thanks Roguelazer! "801")

828) You spend more time doing vendetta-related stuff than anything else
829) You play vendetta on any computer you can get access to, including an attempt (failed) on your iPaq
830) Only 170 more to go!

831) you have so many friends online you're not sure who's who anymore...
832) not to mention you talk about vendetta so much in school around your friends that they keep asking you where they can get it; they want to try it out! (true story!)

833) you have learned a vast amount of internet language just from joining vendetta
833a)you realized it about 10seconds after installing the game

834) People at school call you by your username instead of your real name
834a) you don't notice it

835) Everytime you breath, your breath comes out in the tune to vendettas ingame music.
836)You NEED a daily dose of vendetta otherwise you'll have withdrawal syndromes in which people look roids and ships.

837) You notice this thread has been running since 12/11/03

838) You double or triple post because you keep forgetting to add something to your previous post
838a) ...because you forgot that we now have a 'edit this message' button.

839) you critcize someones thinking because you miss the fact that they didn't want to edit incase someone else posted.

840) you respond to peoples reasons in this thread by making your own reason in this thread

841) you realize that half these reason aren't even realted to vendetta anymore

842) you just did 839 and 840 and posted it and then edited your post to make 841 and 842 because a person named celkan said to edit your post instead of making a new one.

843) Despite the fact that this thread is already over 176kb(176750b) in size, you still load it time and time again.

844) You keep messing up those damn numbers... sorry rogue, Jm, gotta shift em up by one.

845) you ARE a claw
846) you have pics of 0
847) ...and a1k0n
848) ....in a UFO in 0
849) you got hit by a1k0n's dev beam
850) ...in 0
851) .... on his team
852) .....and got heath for it.
853) you ware the 1st guy to dock in the frigate
854) you got 2 billion c
855) a1k0n used you as a base ball
856) .... in 5
857) ....in a frigate
858) ....on his team
859) ....and he got killed
860) ...becose he was after you and hit a astroid
862) you know ho to go IN astroids
863) more then 4 vets have asked you how you did it
864) you know who silacon is
865) you have met him
866) you are best frineds with his brother
867) he is coming to you brithday party
868) you say : PIE! all the time....
869) you try to get your sisters to play vendetta
870) you know who wots is...
872) you play vendetta 20+ times a day
873) you homed in 0
874) ....had a war
875) and had to have a1k0n dew warp you out 3 times
876) you had a drime that a1k0n made you a dev
877) you beged your dad to let you give guild money....
878) and your mom
879) and both told you "no"
880) you sing "boom tish 68 pie"
881) you will pay 10$ a day to play vendetta
882) you looked at all the posted on thsi thread
883) you started a SPAM thraed
884) you love vendetta
885) you play it the most
886) you have 1k net


most of the things I have posted apply to me (like 867)


zam.

here we go again... please guys, read the "you might be a vendetta addict if..." and add on something that could be attached to that. Also, pay attention to the way people have done

850a
850b
etc

in an attempt to not make extra numbers when sometimes it could (and should) easily just fit into one number. A good number of these last ones are just an attempt to get to 1000... actually get there! Don't fudge it!

ok



888) a1k0n lets you go to 23
888)a and lets you home


like that?

886 -> 888?

889) You check the vendetta boards before you read your e-mail
890) You devote more hours a week to vendetta than your job
891) you can solo kill the frigate in a stock bus
891b) without dying or having to go repair in sector 5
892) You want to build a booth like the ones at video game arcades to play vendetta in.
893) you have ever considered adding a room to the back of your house just for vendetta
894) You consider the devs celebrities and if you could have any one autograph in the whole world it would be a1k0n's (sorry incarnate, but a1k0n posts more entertaining messages on the board)
895) You think that while the pen is mightier than the sword, your prommy could still blow it up.

896) you tried to kill incarnate's frigate
897) you did kill incarnate's frigate
898) you successfully evaded a /sector kill (by undocking) and then killed a1k0n while he was typing.
899) you keep annoying the devs/guides by asking to be muted as they're about to log off
aaaand 900) a1k0n has said "I'm just on to kill sircamps" before (back in 3.2)

901) your nagging contributed to a1 making the frig dockable

902) you ware the 1st to do so

903) You repeatedly are blown up by the Capital Ship, but still come back for more.

904) You want to post number 1000.
1000) You couldn't wait to post 1000.