579) you realize that the forum moderator posted a number that was already posted
580) you have, or ever attempted to be, chosen as a guide and explained why you would enjoy doing being a guide

EarthMkII - It's quite possible I took/take it too seriously and for that I apologize... I dont intend to dampen anyones spirits. However, it is frustrating when you try rather hard at doing "what you're supposed to" (which is how this thread started out) and then people come and begin ruining what you tried to build simply to get their name in a large thread. Yes, I'm aware it's only a thread, yes, I'm aware that I have a few stupid ones posted (mostly about stealing numbers divisable by 50 from roguelazer), and yes, I know it's just a game.

I'm pretty sure the thread will be a lot funnier if you stick to the spirit of which it was created.

If you have jokes and other hilarious reasons which dont fit in this thread... why not just post them elsewhere? I guess mainly what I'm trying to do is make it so people can come, read the reasons, and not have to sift through the bulk ones to find the real ones. In other words, I'm trying to keep this a "pure" thread, not that I'm trying to crack down on anyones fun. My apologies to any that I've offended... though I still stick by what I've said.

581) you ask people to stop posting about anything but reason you may be an addict, because it is off topic and you wish to keep this on the reasons only
581a) you ask people to make another thread for the above

582) you know the names of the top pirates on each nation, what times they are on, and how often you see them steal your cargo and your cargo ship in 1 week, 1 day, and 1 hour
582a) you realize that you are horrible at trading yet you continue to do so, while wishing for a rear view mirror

582) you spend more time worrying about Evhun than your exams

583) You agree with over 75% of the reasons and have just spent far too long reading and analysing them

whoa you guys wrote A LOT!

I think I am adicted to vendetta cause I dreamt there was a BIG update and a reset. The update gave new ships including free frigates! New sector programing, new weapons like nutrual swarm missle launcher, and the abilaty to eject missle launchers when you run out of ammo. And we were all fighting in sector9 in frigates, and killing each other, and i did not give a give a reason.

5??) you arent sure if the reasons fuzor just gave were numbered or not so you just decided to give it 5??
591) you gave 5?? the 590 number, and state that 591 is: you know, have used, or have ever recieved money from a money bug and have had 1 billion credits or more

592) You hit your hand in the door and waited for someone else in the office to mess up.
593) about 30 minutes latter someone else messed up MySQL and gave everyone 100 million.
594) You have ever been inside of the office.

595) You've spent more than 1 hour trying to get cargo out of a roid!

596) u will make 597)

597) you've redistributed the letters and numbers on your keyboard to spell vendetta words
598) you've played vendetta with more then one client up at a time
599) you wish that someone would create a vendetta comic
600) you, despite your lack of artistic skills, create a vendetta comic

601) That you are actually willing to read said comic. 0.o

602) You built a kitchen/bathroom/bed into your computer so you don't have to get up.

603) You've put the Galactic Trade Standard on your keyboard
604) You know it better than the regular Alphabet

605) You remember posting to this thread when it was in double digits.

606) You play Vendetta rain or shine, new kernel to compile or still 2.6.1.

607) When typing someone's ingame name in the forum, you type the first few letters, press tab and wonder where the name is.
608) You married the love of your live after you met her in vendetta... even tough you never saw each other in real live.
609) When teaching a child the alphabet you teach him/her the gts.

610) you spend more time botting than anything else and made over 200k doing so
611) you understand and know how the Jm262 house stealing began
612) you ever started a cloning frenzy with Jm262, which got out of control, but you understood every clone
612a) ...you have more than 1 clone
612b) ...you are not syn n00b

612) You sent said child to school in backwards and inside-out clothing because you were dressign them with on ehand while flying your JS on a cap with the other
613) You can play vendetta adequately using your toes
614) You have
615) You told you Girl/Boyfriend about Vendetta and when they first ever logged on you nerfed them for being a "stupid n00b"
616) You later told them who you were
617) They broke up with you but you dont mind because it was "one hell of a kill"
618)You've figured out scientifically the pull-out time for a roid buzz.
618a) your timing was off and you slammed into the roid and exploded
618b) you managed to drag a NPC bot with you
618c) Said bot was already in the roid
619) You had to go back through this thread and change the Numbering becasue you screwed it up teh first time because you were busy dodging a Defbot on Vendetta in window mode while doing all sots of Vendetta-related tasks
620) You wrote a report for science class entitled "The V-Theory: Intertia, Roids, Spacecraft, and Stations. A Cause and Effect study"

621) you read the 612 reason and thought pyroman was making fun of your sad. child char
622) you have created a family in vendetta, had kids, and this family seems to be half of a nation (at 1 time or another)
623) you arent sure if you posted this, but...you developed a CD-RW case in your Computer class involving a gold nation valk and the planet from a sector to which you do not remember