624) you've put your computer innards into a case which resembles the shape of a valk or other vendetta ship

625) you constantly talk to your g/f about this game, knowing she has no idea what you are talking about
625a) ... vice versa
625b) ... husband to wife, and wife to husband as well

626) Tacos look like valks to you.
626a) It makes them more appetizing.

627) The Prom looks like a Centipede from broadside to you
627a) You go out to the petstores surrounding your house and buy all the centipedes and worms from them
627b) you "free" all of them into your yard
627c) For the sake of arguement it's actually your neighbor's garden but who'll know?
627d) They have video monitoring

628) You have your dad come out to your new apartment and help you wire it so that all the computers in the house can be on Vendetta at the same time.

629) You, your husband, your 11 year old son and your dad all log on to Vendetta in order to "catch up" on what is new.....

629a) ...you know that family... and you arent apart of it

630) You stay up so late playing Vendetta and get up so early in the morning that you fall asleep in your car and have an accident
631) You multitask while playing. You have a Speakerphone conversation, fly, and make breakfast all at the same time.
631a) Breakfast is Sausage, Eggs, and hashbrows.

631b) and you're a vegetarian

632) You like the taste of Serco in the morning....

I disagree with sheean. Being a vegetarian does not matter in the game.

Zoid fuzor, if you eat 'sausage, eggs and hasbrows' for breakfast; and you're a vegetarian.. you're playing the game too often :P

633) You now the number of windows every station and frig has
633a) You checked the numbers yourself

636) If the game server is down, you run out and do the 'game server dance' hoping things will be fixed.

634) You don't read all the 633 points, cause you want to go back to the game.

635) You fear the Mad Space Cow disease may be spreading to a planet near you!!!O.o

637) If the web server is down, you run out and do the 'web server dance' hoping things will be fixed.
638) You know the web server and the update server are the same thing.
639) You know how to get ingame when the update server is down.

640) You know how to get ingame when all servers are down
640a) even when you're on the other side of the globe

641) you spend your entire school day on the computer checking to see if the website is up yet
642) ...you yell at your sister for looking up pron and giving her e-mail out to a pron website causing your parents to put a block on her login denying your access to Vendetta when sneaking on her login
642a) ...you have your password on your login: cause you play vendetta enough to where your parents grounded you from playing it
642b) ...you understood a word of what i just typed
642c) ...you hack your way pass your parents blocker just so you can play the game
642d) ...it worked

643) you spend your morning at school on the pc because you had a doctors appointment and your teacher sent you to the library because of your mid-term exams are in process
643a) ... you spend all of it on the Vendetta forums because you cant download the game
643b) ...you ask people on the forum if any of them know how to get around the web sense internet blocker
644) you joined vendetta ice and replied to every message that had no reply

645) you begged your parents for a new game system (PS 2, Nintendo Gamecube, X-Box, Gameboy Advanced, etc.) and you arent sure if you would rather play with napalm, homing missles (that hit and do some good damage), and gas cans, or play with flares, homing missles (that dont hit, but make a cool spread effect- if done correctly), and mines
645a) ...you want to move your tv next to the computer so you can do both
645b) ...you almost convince your parents to let you, but still fail

646) You learned to read, write and speak 5 languages fluently couse you saw them so often in vendetta
646a) You also learned Japanese
647) You repaired the frigate
647a) You're not in guildsoftware
647b) not yet...