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[TGFT] <ScorchLightning> i can kill Dirty any day lol

[100] [WANG] <Calvin Sprocket> wang will get huge, youll see

Incarnate in suggestions on changes: Ray has been struggling with a really complex and delicate code re-write, which is a month overdue at this point (past our own estimates); and I'm doing my best to not interrupt him, so this doesn't devolve into taking six months for us to finish. Because it's so complicated, it takes him days just to try and re-load it into his brain and remember how it all works, so unrelated-task interruptions are really bad.

Did it make anyone else think of this?

"Shrug*

I don't understand, Ebonstar. Where is the funny?

[100] <Courier> Imma strap the wings of my vult and ram you with my flying death pencil

how can i change user name?

-LOSER1973 (forum post)

[100] VO-Discord <Courier> Did you know, if your point your guns on a Behemoth XC, it will give you free monies :D

That should be relegated to the devs via support ticket, not dramatized here.

Hey' I'm not gunnin to have the guy banned... I just found his reactions to
my prediction on his fight hilarious.

Ryan, I removed this mess earlier. You may not repost things that were removed, lest you be threadbanned yourself. The only reason I have not already done so is because I didn't explicitly say I had removed it (though I don't have to, just giving you the benefit of the doubt).

My bad... I thought my tablet just didn't post, when I didn't see it.

Cool. I was hoping it was something like that.

Locked in favor of https://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/36335 .