This is intended as a repository for funny in-game quotes. Please edit your logs down to the relevant parts prior to posting.

Previous Funny Quotes threads:
[2019 / 2018 / 2017 / 2016 / 2015 / 2014 / 2013 / 2012 / 2011 / <2011]

Year/ Funny Quote Thread Post Count
2016/ 100
2017/ 90
2018/ 51
2019/ 13

VO is statistically getting less funny...

More like less people are posting that funny stuff to the forums. But hey, remind yourself - the discord has a log, so go look stuff up there too!~~ ;)

Additionally, if you go back through those old threads, some it was not so much funny as just mean-spirited. We've evolved since then.

... oh dear Faille.. it's no joke!

[02/09/20 17:20:54] (guild) [Jallik P-15] <tsreknor> zok has announced a refinement in Itan's key distro policy
[02/09/20 17:21:35] (guild) [Jallik P-15] <tsreknor> they will key serco nationalists who are "honorable fighter" provided they clear out when Itan enters station sector
[02/09/20 17:21:48] (guild) [Jallik P-15] <tsreknor> in particular, they are keying Sonara
[02/09/20 17:21:57] (guild) [Jallik P-15] <tsreknor> but not Wash or RootDog

[100] [TGFT] <Rolflor> you ever notice ray is yar backwards?
[100] [TGFT] <Rolflor> devs are pirates confirmed
[100] [TRI] <Luxen> Yarrbondo, ray's aggro alt
[100] [Itan] <Remen> odnobyar
[100] [Itan] <Remen> odd nob?
[100] [TRI] <Luxen> XD
[100] [GRIN] <VeXeD> i like Yarrbondo
[100] [TRI] <Luxen> [100] [DEV] <Odd Nob> YAR!
[100] [Itan] <Remen> lol
[100] [ONE] <A-Dawg> Odd Nob is Ray confirmed.
[100] [Itan] <Remen> if it's not, it certainly should be.

Odd Nob. Lol.

[100] <darter3499> game needs a pause butten

Least funny "funny quotes" thread ever... try harder ya newbs.

I know this came from The Forum thread rather than in game but, part of it had me crying....

"Additional Policy: No Forum Alts.

People keep creating "forum alts", so they can engage in conversations from multiple "personalities" and support their own arguments on Suggestions, or concoct situations that convince people of the "reality" of their in-game alts, or occasionally have arguments with.. themselves.. over dumb stuff.

This is super annoying. Do not make "Forum Alts". You can make alts in the game all you want, have fun with that. But not on the forums. Pick one name (account), and stick with it." -- Incarnate Aug 24, 2020

Sorry, Inc. While I agree it would be annoying, when I read the part about people having used 'Forum Alts' to have "arguments with themselves over dumb stuff" I laughed so hard and long at the stupidity of it, I almost passed out.

"4 Catfish-satiation feed
Nov 03, 2020 angalullinkreply
This type of tarpaulin is considered newer than the ponds that once existed.
Although many catfish farmers also use soil ponds, wall pools, or plastic drums.

There
are many types of natural catfish feed alternatives fast large and fast harvesting namely as follows: 1. Maggot Fly Feed Alternative Fish Cultivation Catfish Never heard of so-called maggot flies?

Maggot flies are an alternative to catfish
feed.
Maggots used to grow with a certain cycle that is through the eggs of
flies.
The type of fly is a black soldier fly with metamorphosis with the second phase after experiencing the egg
phase.
Another from the forums and stranger more than funny. In fact it is pretty educational if you raise Catfish... but lets face it, mostly "funny quotes" haven't been funny in a while.

2. Rucah Fish Natural Feed Catfish Rucah fish is an alternative to catfish feed that has very high nutritional value.
Rucah fish is very favored by farmers because it contains very high protein.
Rucah fish contains components derived from various elements to support the growth of catfish that taste very good and favored by catfish.

3. Snail catfish feed snail is a catfish feed material that can alternatively be used as fish feed that has a very complete protein content and is very good as a food that can make catfish fast big growth.
and catfish are very fond of fishy types of feed such as snails."

[100] <raybondo> TheAverageBot you can overstuff yourself.