502) You remember when you could have practically every weapon onboard your Rag

503) You remember when you could have practically every weapon onboard your Centurion

504) You remember the Pre-Vulture fighter
505) You still have one despite the updates
506) You were an Elite n00b when you founded what would become the largest ever guild in Vendetta dedicated to only 1 nation.
507) When you get married in Vendetta to another player...alk0n designs special Vults for all the guests to make them look like Tuxedoes and designs a special Ragnorok with GTS "Just Married" written on it.
508) The Vults are all armed with Rice Shooting Flechette Cannons (no birds in VEndetta so no need to not use rice)
509) You hire the SDF Honor Guard to give you a ceremonial escort.

510: You have a list of all the nicks you have ever used in vendetta and the total is 3 digits.

511) you are asked what you do by a date and you hesitate and say: i pirate on 1 char, trade on another, pretend to be a girl on another, run like a scared chicken on another, and i bot on my last char
511a) ... she understands what you mean

512) when you log on and seem to be in a polite mood, FiReMaGe asks you if you still despise the IRC connection to Vendetta
512a) ...you say of course... but in a polite way

513) you remember an e-mail of what bored people do in Wal-Mart and you remember to try some of those in Vendetta
513a) ...they work better in Vendetta than in real life
513b) ...you like being able to do them in real life but on vendetta seems to be more of a challenge

514: you post to this three times in a row and ignore the edit link.

514a) ...you are proud of that
514b) ...you finally use the edit button to please another player

515) you add a reason to this post to see if it can be restarted.

516) you remember when the "saturn" planet currently in sec7 was in Sector 5.

517) You remember the green balls that used to be warpholes

518) You've seen Incarnate and a1k0n duke it out in frigates.
518a) You were the victor
518b)You did it in a bus
518c)Your name is Phoenix

519) You saw a1 and Incarnate duke it out with Nukes
520) you saw the NUKE ring in s9 made by (I believe) a1
521) You have duked it out with Incarnate's Dev Ship
521a) You won
522) You fought Incarnate's Ragnorok and lost but kept going back for more
523) Incarnate DEV-Warped you (I think) to stop you from closing down on him again
524) You wish you could have engaged a1k0n but you were Serco
525) You came up with the idea to have Incarnate's frigate drove into s9 station by pilots bumping it into range and then it falling into it.
526) The frigate killed you when you were driving it into the station

527) you were /killed by Incarnate cause some fool interfeared with a duel between Incarnate and a1k0n
527a) ...you have proof that Incarnate made a mistake and gave you an apology
527b) ...you still remember that you were on as visible one at the time
528) you know the story of how the server went down involving the trash truck and the power line that a1k0n was driving
529) you know the story of Lady Serco, the Egg Queen, the hamsters, pie, and donkey and how they relate to Vendetta

530) you went back to check the numbering of this thread and found and that 11 is repeated 2 times by 2 people (right after each other), 235 is repeated and makes fun of you on 1 of them, 235 jumped to 239, you notice Lemming made a copy of a reason you made up 252 (and its the 2nd time he had made a mistake), you realize that the thread creator screwed up his number at 254, 429 jumps to 450 (and you made those reasons)
530a) hydrocarbon confused you with his 236 comment and you dont know if thats a reason or not

531) You convinced Incarnate to bring out the Frigate

532) You've been devwarped 3+ times in one day

533) you've shaved your character name into your pubes
533b) your character name is more than six characters
533c) you had your significant other shave it in for you
533d) you gave him/her your explanation as to why and they still did it

534)you complain about the lack of an 'arcade mode' in your car, and keep searching for a way to strafe.

545: You wonder why there are so many ships to be bought instead of the normal 3.

536)you wonder what happened tot he numbers 535-544 in a thread list