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[100] [UNSC] <sykobiItz10> dont u ever give up YT

[100] [FAMY] <YT-1300a> never gonna give you up; never gonna let you down; never gonna run around and desert you....

Whistler from the suggestions forum: https://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/3/37262#421731

12:03AM Aryko

[I edited this post. As stated here https://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/3/36172, please limit remarks to the topic and refrain from commenting on people or their motivations. Thanks. -Whistler]

Do people not understand what belongs in a suggestions forum?

[OH the irony! -W]

[100] [TGFT] <Razorcrest> help famy trapt me in station
[100] [TGFT] <Razorcrest> help it says on guild page protect other members

<crickets>

[100] [VOID] <Greenwall> wow, yeah when YT shows up in my secotr I get the HELL outta there! he's way too good

[100] [TGFT] <Cold Apoc> most active player is pando..but he cant nerf all the routes singlehanedly

"much of the userbase fails at basic communication"
-Incarnate

[100] [EMS] <Nyot> come to me
[100] <Azazel27000> how do i pay you?
[100] <Azazel27000> a kiss on the cheek?
[100] [EMS]<Nyot> its free
[100] <Azazel27000> choose which cheek
[100] [EMS]<Nyot> pls dont talk to me like that
[100] <Azazel27000> any cheek
[100] <Azazel27000> thank you for the stuff sir
[100] [EMS]<Nyot> welcome
Initiating transfer of 69420 credits to Nyot...
69420 credits successfully transferred.

[100] <prophet_titty> got around 1k crystals on my side chars and over 3.5k on my main... never ran out
[100] <prophet_titty> wc
[100] [@X] <Capt'N Blood> good to know titty, i waont feel bad killin' ya then
[100] [@X] <Capt'N Blood> XD
[100] <prophet_titty> as you ever felt bad for me, Blood :*
[100] [@X] <Capt'N Blood> aww my feelin' are hurt
[100] VO-Discord <SIGSEGV> that's what she said
[100] [ITO] <Chon-Bo Zelina> Cmon, Bloods got a heart of gold
[100] [@X] <Capt'N Blood> and i stole it
[100] [ITO] <Chon-Bo Zelina> When he hits you with it, It hurts
[100] [ITO] <Chon-Bo Zelina> That too

Have some low quality stuff.

[100] [G�] <Eotis Kosh> i just saw "Bihn Shelis"
[100] <Dar|ing> Yo ( ^-^)/
[100] [GOB] <Bihn Shelis> what a coincidence! i saw you too

Speaking in wrong channels can be fun

[100] [TGFT] <Mani Sayed> Is he the whacko that hangs at F6 and demands money?
[100] [TGFT] <Mani Sayed> oops
[100] [EDIT] <The Voluptuous Night-Sky> deates mani pease paise feas!

Fast forward some more...

[100] [TPG] <Schlemm> tsreknor is dumb. He doesn't know that we can't shoot in the nfz anymore.
[100] [TPG] <Schlemm> wc

Got some more

[100] [ONE] <dethtag> iTaN sucks!
[100] [@X] <Capt'N Blood> ^ he seems horny
[100] [Itan] <KaMi~Desu> oh look dethtag joins the chat lol
[100] [Itan] <KaMi~Desu> dethtag is horny? well unzips
[...]
[100] [Itan] <KaMi~Desu> im in itan so i should rp too but.... i dont really feel like being a nationalist
[100] [@X] <Capt'N Blood> nah ye and deth should make out and do lil' nautghy things behind a roid
[100] [ONE] <dethtag> ew
[100] [Itan] <KaMi~Desu> for once deth and i agree
[100] [@X] <Capt'N Blood> pfft
[100] [ONE] <dethtag> id rather drop an ava on myself. than that.
[100] [@X] <Capt'N Blood> do it

A colorful conversation. It might feel that some context is missing but there is really no context.

[100] [ITO] <flying squirrle> the phone goes green green i pink it up and say "yellow? tan i put you on gold? i will be white black!"

[100] [GOB] <Yoga Bomb> If you win this one ill disband gob (dead anyway)

[100] [ONE] <12netjuan> oh really?

[100] [GOB] <Yoga Bomb> we can even duel so itll be a historic fight

[100] [ONE] <12netjuan> ill throw a queen gat if you win

[100] [GOB] <Yoga Bomb> woo

[100] [ONE] <12netjuan> okay

Yoga Bomb: /duel challenges "12netjuan"

12netjuan accepts

Yoga bomb and Juan turbo at each other

12netjuan jumps to latos because his sweaty finger mispressed.

[100] [ONE] <12netjuan> oh
[100] [ONE] <12netjuan> XD
[100] [GOB] <Yoga Bomb> AHAHAHAHA
[100] [GOB] <Yoga Bomb> i *** cant man xD
[100] [ONE] <12netjuan> run it back![
100] [GOB] <Yoga Bomb> holy ** thats amazing xD
[100] [ONE] <12netjuan> i swear its sweaty fingers

We both absolutely died after this. We laughed good and long, and we then proceeded to tie TWICE in a duel and decided to call it a day. It was a bit of a long one but man, this was the funniest shit because of how serious our pews had been beforehand.

Good times with Juan <3

FCP is crucial...

[100] Bihn Shelis is selling fcp
[100] [G0B] <Bihn Shelis> (fast charge powercell)
[100] [G0B] <Capt.Elijah o'Lorkan> kek
[100] [TGFT] <Bolinas Potolen> bruh....
[100] [G0B] <Capt.Elijah o'Lorkan> You got me lol
[100] [ONE] <dethtag> damn you got my hopes up.
[100] [G0B] <Bihn Shelis> hahahaha
[100] [G0B] <Capt.Elijah o'Lorkan> I was already typing /msg lol
[100] [G0B] <Bihn Shelis> whew

Least favorite VO ship

[100] [ONE] <Evil Incarnate> Least favourite ship in VO. Go!
[100] <Barack Osama> yours
[100] [G0B] <Bihn Shelis> hmmm let's see
[100] [ONE] <Evil Incarnate> Ouch.
[100] [G0B] <Bihn Shelis> deth x auri-el
[100] [ONE] <Evil Incarnate> Haha that would be my favourite romantic comedy.
[100] [ONE] <dethtag> where is that smurf
[100] [G0B] <Bihn Shelis> probably logged

And then Inc said...

[100] [ONE] <Anewold> anyone else on mobile see a glow from shots?
[100] [TRI] <Rodena-Po Ralina> yes
[100] [OG] <JadeNinja> yes
[100] [ONE] <Anewold> like eg a capcannon shot acts like a light
[100] [G0B] <Bihn Shelis> and then inc said, let there be light
[100] [ONE] <Anewold> i thought inc said it was super low on list of todo
[100] [ONE] <Anewold> lol
[100] [G0B] <Bihn Shelis> lol
[...]
[100] [ONE] <Anewold> dent shields are so underpowered
[100] [G0B] <Bihn Shelis> and then inc said, let there be light
[100] [ONE] <Evil Incarnate> I never said that!
[100] [ONE] <Evil Incarnate> I need to stop making that joke before Inc renames me.
[100] [ONE] <dethtag> lol
[100] [G0B] <Bihn Shelis> haha
[100] Bihn Shelis is selling rail3 for 30k
[100] [G0B] <Bihn Shelis> and then inc said
[100] [ONE] <Evil Incarnate> I didn't say anything leave me alone!
[100] [ONE] <Evil Incarnate> ugh
[100] [TGFT] <Bolinas Potolen> lol

You can fly a Capella

[100] <KaMi~Desu> is the cappela uldate out?
[100] <KaMi~Desu> update
[100] [ONE] <A-Dawg> Yes
[100] [TPG] <TPG Defender-A2K55K8T> capella is everywhere
[100] [ONE] <A-Dawg> You can take hte mission in M-7
[100] [TPG] <TPG Defender-A2K55K8T> & its stupid
[100] <KaMi~Desu> wait... fr?! you can now own a cappela?!
[100] [TPG] <TPG Defender-A2K55K8T> no
[100] [TPG] <TPG Defender-A2K55K8T> u got trolled
[100] <KaMi~Desu> k

*** 1 second to self-destruct.
*** Self-destructing.
spidey is having issues.
<IonicPaul> gf
<spidey> gf
<spidey> the moth XC won
<IonicPaul> nerf that shit wtf
<spidey> yeah the XC is op as hell
<IonicPaul> ok so we've determined
<IonicPaul> exchange rate of itani to serco is 3-1
<spidey> and that the behemoth XC is very adequate to capture stations

[100] [NBP] <Caesitas> I'm actually a 36-Pack of One-Ply toilet paper.
[100] [NBP] <Caesitas> papercutting your cheeks since 1857.