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ITAN Lecter Investigation; facts-finding thread.

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Feb 09, 2006 MSKanaka link
I'm finding the logs that I need to reference. I should have everything ready by the end of the week.
Feb 09, 2006 bojansplash link
Note to ITAN regarding Dr. Lecter:
Handle with extreme caution!
Expect the unexpectable!
Demonic lawyer was even trying to put his hands in HIS OWN POCKETS!!!!!
Feb 09, 2006 MSKanaka link
I should probably point out, Zoras, that Lecter is a blood-sucking law student, not a flesh-eating lawyer.
Feb 09, 2006 Blacklight link
Dr. Lecter is a doctor, he "relieves" people of their *flying* problems :D
Feb 09, 2006 icbm1987 link
Ah... nonetheless... he is more capable to handle his own case than I, a Physics Major.
Feb 09, 2006 jexkerome link
You know what they say: "he who acts as his own defense attorney has a fool for a client" or something like that...
Feb 09, 2006 moldyman link
"He who acts in his own defense has a fool for a client and an idiot for an attorney"
Feb 09, 2006 mgl_mouser link
The Coalition Of Itan does not recognises Lecter's doctoral status.

As a criminal, any license is hereby revoked or suspected until the case proceeds forward.

Commander Mogul Velaio
Coalition Of Itan
Feb 09, 2006 icbm1987 link
Considering Itan is not the entity which bestowed the title, it has no right to do such a thing.

It does however presume it has more power than it really does, as is normally the case.
Feb 09, 2006 ananzi link
whats worse than criminality and injustice?

a court system that doesnt know what the @#$@4 its doing.

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1. you havent listed any charges. ever heard of the magna cart?
2. you dont have any physical evidence
3. you havent provided for cross examination
4. your entire case is based on eyewitness testimony during war tme with witnesses who have obvious political motives.

in short, your 'court' is a sham. it makes george bush look like hammurabi. it makes richard nixon look like thurgood marshall.
it makes henry the 8th look like clarence darrow.
it makes marion barry look like atticus finch.
it makes zsa zsa gabor look like .. you get the idea.
Feb 09, 2006 moldyman link
To answer anazi:

1. Charges have been listed and are continuing to be compiled
2. Logs are waiting
3. Cross examination is done by the defense attorney, ie Lecter in this case. When there's a trial, I'm sure he'll get his chance
4. When isn't it?
Feb 09, 2006 sarahanne link
logs can be faked. Who are your forensic document examiners?
Feb 09, 2006 icbm1987 link
It's politically based... stop claiming to be an arbiter of Justice.
Feb 10, 2006 jexkerome link
Magna Carta? In 4434? In a whole other Solar system, halfway across the galaxy? What the Heck are ye smoking Ananzi?

Mayhaps the same stuff "Commander" Mogul is, I bet. Everyone knows this "trial" is a sham; however, that doesn't mean we cannot have fun with it, just try to be a bit less serious about it and let's give it the air of a true celebrity trial!

This'll be great! We can add a lot of paparazzi breaking in into the proceedings halfway, claiming Freedom of Press, then have them subjugated with Serco guises, and then shortly after Miharu announces she's expecting Lecter's baby from that weekend; a lot of people then make a bunch of comments about the trial, maybe even get Ray or Momerath to give us a piece of their mind. The media begins to run documentaries on Lecter, some pro, some against, with grainy footage and unreliable accounts and testimonies and then, at the end of the trial, we top everything off when, as the verdict is about to be read, Smittens jumps up from the stands and yells out "Lecter, I love you!!!"

Oh, and somewhere among there LeberMac is taken to the ER ward of some hospital or other due to alcohol poisoning.
Feb 10, 2006 moldyman link
hehehehehe
Feb 10, 2006 Dr. Lecter link
Monitoring the channels from inside his (par for the course for [ITAN]) poorly shielded cell, Doctor Lecter first sighed, then winced. It was getting fugly out there, no doubt. And while a lynch mob in good taste might be acceptable, this was something else entirely.

Where the hell were those lamb chops and Goldberg Variations already.
Feb 10, 2006 bohemian72 link
Now make no mistake, I have no love for Dr. Lecter, but once again I see ITAN acting all pompous and claiming jurisdiction where they have none.
Revoke his doctors licence?!?
ITAN does not have to recognize it, but they have no authority to revoke it.
I wouldn't be surprised if these alleged acts by Dr. Lecter occured largely in Grey Space where ITAN has repeatedly shown a disturbingly imperialist attitude, disrupted trade and now likely abducted a member of a foreign power.
I almost expect to see a shoddy video of Lecter sitting on the floor surrounded by ITAN holding big swords with sacks on their heads.
Feb 10, 2006 smittens link
What're you all talking about? Mogul said my bud Lecter died in transit....
Feb 10, 2006 yodaofborg link
ITAN are ding dongs.

Oh, n lecter, Itani's are known to live of some kinda fungus, and thats it, so errrm, mushroom chops coming right up!
Feb 10, 2006 jexkerome link
Soylent Green is Itani!

ITAAAANEEEEEE!!!!