No, he has the chara's name changed to Anthony Hopkins.

Damn, Jex, you're so on to me! Rather than say, avoiding a beta game sans engaging content like the plague lately... I've been playing as Anthony Hopkins. How did you know?

"Hello Clarice"

The ITAN officers have hired a replacement chef for Lecter's special no-meat diet.

It would seem the previous chef might have slipped a few lamb chops under wrap.

The new chef's credentials can be observed here: http://homepage.mac.com/mouser/vendetta/trial/SaladaBoomBoom.mov .

This chef was preferred to one whose main recipe is chocolate salty balls.

Lecter's relatively good behavior lands him a bottle of Itan liquor. Our second cheapest available. ITAN is not harsh enough to give him the cheapest stuff around. Besides, we're in short supply of engine degreaser fluid.

Commander Mogul Velaio
Coalition Of Itan

Reminder

The facts-finding period for the trial of Lecter has ended. Any new documents and accusations received may not be maintained for prosecution.

Any documents received will be analyzed and charges will be laid on February 28th.

Please review the Lecter Trial Schedule above for other important dates.

Commander Mogul Velaio
Coalition Of Itan

Um, Lecter took a joyride in a Valk? Hey, I was *NOT* on guard duty at the time!

Great security...

Well, these things happen >.> <.<

I was out for my exercise period, the guard was doing some prayer nonsense, I was feeling hungry...

And then, while gnawing on his severed arm, and strolling around the hanger deck, his hand must have brushed his ship's interlock control. The thing just jumped to life next to me...

So, entirely by accident, I found myself in a Valk and out stretching my legs in Sedina. All this is so totally not my fault. And, I came back! So nah :P

haha

We hear ya, Lecter. Next time, though, don't agree to return until they promise to put you off that vegan diet.

That inattentive guard is, I assure you, a veggy now.

Commander Mogul Velaio
Coalition of Itan

In the connection with the trial of Lecter, currently under ITAN custody, the charges laid, to this date, are:

NSI-related charges:
Theft of medical device (NSI)
Accomplice after theft
Illicit use of medical device without proper license (NSI on Borb)
Resell after theft

In the _Ghost_ affair:
Illegal imprisonment

In the Miharu affair:
Intimidation
2 counts of Genetic theft in the form of cloning (Miharu, Joyce)
battery, attempt chocking
2 counts of Cannibalism
1 count of illegal access to brainwaves for the purpose of enslavement
1 count of enslavement
1 count of illegal use of stolen medical device
4 count of battery (throwing off body, chocking, biting and slapping)
1 count of unlawful use and control of a clone
1 count of forceful dancing
1 count of unauthorised use of waitress dress
1 count of lewd act
1 count of forceful rape
1 charge of torture in the biting off of tongue
1 charge of murder by nanites

The Monkofakan's affair:
1 count of murder of his wife
1 count of cannibalism
1 count of illegal disposal of corpse

In the Toine Velaio affair:
1 count of refusing assistance to ship in mayday call
1 count of murder
1 count of cannibalism
1 count of genetic theft
1 count of coffin Theft
1 count of illegal cloning
1 count of illegal disposal of corpse without parent or legal guardian consent

In the Lesgul Velaio affair:
1 count of torture
1 count of illegal use of stolen medical device
1 count of murder
1 count of genetic theft
1 count of illegal cloning
1 count of unlawful use and control of a corpse
1 count of attempted infiltration and spy via a corpse
1 count of illegal disposal of corpse

Additionally:
Resisting arrest
Escape from detention
Manslaughter (ITAN-recruited cell guard)
Cannibalism (ITAN-recruited cell guard)
Theft (ITAN-recruited cell guard's Valk)
Unlawful entry (ITAN-recruited cell guard's Valk)
Contributing arrest (er...)

More so:
1 count of massive document destruction in order to hinder investigation
1 count of massive document destruction in order to conceal identity
1 count of spying and infiltration of ITAN via third party
1 count of information theft and resell of ITAN ore database

To the Lecter trial now is added, as part of the investigation, a new inquiry on the dealings of Lecter with Pa Sol, an ITAN member whose real identity is So Lotus from the Serco Cadre of Armed Renegades.

A questioning warrant has been issued for the person of Pa Sol in connection with possible spying and infiltration charges to the Lecter trial. Pa Sol's membership with ITAN has been suspected until further notice.

A panel of judges will be appointed on March 7th. Please refer to the previously-announced trial schedule for details.

Commander Mogul Velaio
Coalition Of Itan

I liked Pa Sol better than So Lotus.

Anyway, Lecter ate lots of my body parts, and once he turned me into a newt!

*NSI-related charges:

Theft of medical device (NSI)—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count.

Accomplice after theft—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant does not now nor has at any time been in the possession of or had any control over said medical device. Any use of medical devices by Defendant involved devices built by Defendant from legal materials, utilizing knowledge of a proprietary nature.

Illicit use of medical device without proper license (NSI on Borb)—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant denies having ever utilized any medical device on any person named Borb.

Resell after theft—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count.

*In the _Ghost_ affair:
Illegal imprisonment—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant admits only that he attacked an enemy Valk in Serco space, which was carrying stolen Serco technology, and was piloted (really badly) by one _Ghost_. Defendant had absolutely no contact with said Itani slime other than engaging his illegally present ship.

*In the Miharu affair:

Intimidation—Defendant demurs to this count, as being too vague for Defendant to admit
or deny any illegal activity in connection with this count.

2 counts of Genetic theft in the form of cloning (Miharu, Joyce) —Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, all clones were given freely to Defendant by those who possessed ownership rights to genetic material in question.

battery, attempt chocking—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant claims that any such actions were reasonable in light of self defense.

2 counts of Cannibalism—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant only ate non-Serco and thus cannot be charged with cannibalism.

1 count of illegal access to brainwaves for the purpose of enslavement—Defendant demurs to this count, as being too vague for Defendant to admit
or deny any illegal activity in connection with this count

1 count of enslavement—Defendant demurs to this count, as being too vague for Defendant to admit or deny any illegal activity in connection with this count

1 count of illegal use of stolen medical device Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant does not now nor has at any time been in the possession of or had any control over said medical device. Any use of medical devices by Defendant involved devices built by Defendant from legal materials, utilizing knowledge of a proprietary nature.

4 count of battery (throwing off body, chocking, biting and slapping) —Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant claims that any such actions were reasonable in light of self defense.

1 count of unlawful use and control of a clone—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, all clones were given freely to Defendant by those who possessed ownership rights to genetic material in question. Hence, all use and control of said clone was lawful.

1 count of forceful dancing—Defendant denies to this count. Specifically, Defendant does not dance.

1 count of unauthorised use of waitress dress—Defendant denies this count. Specifically, Defendant does not now nor has Defendant ever worn a waitress dress.

1 count of lewd act—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that Itani by their very nature are lewd and hence any action Defendant requested of an Itani must be lewd and is therefore lawful. Defendant further asserts that it’s not lewd if it’s fun.

1 count of forceful rape—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that party claiming illegal…violation…of her…um, rights…had consented to said actions and was contractually bound to perform. Defendant hereby further asserts a counterclaim against Miharu, under Itani law, for damages Defendant suffered while using extra judicial measure to compel performance of contractual obligations, in the amount of one BILLION DOLLARS!!!

1 charge of torture in the biting off of tongue Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count, asserting the affirmative defense of consent by opposite party, due to contractual obligations.

1 charge of murder by nanites—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that Miharu did in fact commit suicide by nanites, and Defendant cannot be held liable for murder when the alleged victim killed herself. Defendant hereby further asserts a counterclaim against Miharu, under Itani law, for attempted tortuous frustration of contractual purpose and attempted intentional avoidance of performance of contractual obligation. Defendant hereby demands specific performance of all unperformed contractual obligations.

*The Monkofakan's affair:

1 count of murder of his wife—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that alleged homicide victim was not at the time the spouse of MonkofAkan and that the complaint is thus fatally defective; further that MonkofAkan thus lacks standing to bring any such claim; further, Defendant did not in fact KILL anyone in this affair.

1 count of cannibalism—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant only ate non-Serco and thus cannot be charged with cannibalism.

1 count of illegal disposal of corpse—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant did not in fact KILL anyone in this affair.

*In the Toine Velaio affair:

1 count of refusing assistance to ship in mayday call—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant did in fact respond to a mayday call in connection with said incident and that Defendant did further provide all appropriate assistance during said incident.

1 count of murder—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant did not kill anyone he was not legally permitted and obligated to kill under the circumstances, to wit, itani combatant in open violation of Serco space.

1 count of cannibalism—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant only ate non-Serco and thus cannot be charged with cannibalism.

1 count of genetic theft—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that he retrieved all genetic material relevant to this count from abandoned property, and hence has good and exclusive title to said genetic material.

1 count of coffin Theft—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that he retrieved said coffin when it was abandoned property, and hence has good and exclusive title to said coffin.

1 count of illegal cloning—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that he retrieved all genetic material relevant to this count from abandoned property, and hence has good and exclusive title to said genetic material. As such, no cloning of said material by Defendant was in any way illegal.

1 count of illegal disposal of corpse without parent or legal guardian consent—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that he retrieved all genetic material relevant to this count from abandoned property, and hence has good and exclusive title to said genetic material. As such, no cloning of said material by Defendant was in any way illegal. Furthermore, disposal of any such cloned material was solely at the discretion of Defendant, without valid legal claim by any third party as to such disposal.

*n the Lesgul Velaio affair: Defendant —Defendant demurs to all counts in this section of the indictment, as Defendant has no knowledge of any such affair and cannot affirm or deny any such counts.

1 count of torture—supra.
1 count of illegal use of stolen medical device—supra.
1 count of murder—supra.
1 count of genetic theft—supra.
1 count of illegal cloning—supra.
1 count of unlawful use and control of a corpse—supra.
1 count of attempted infiltration and spy via a corpse—supra.
1 count of illegal disposal of corpse—supra.

Additionally:
Resisting arrest—yawn.
Escape from detention—yawn.
Manslaughter (ITAN-recruited cell guard—yawn.
Cannibalism (ITAN-recruited cell guard)—yawn.
Theft (ITAN-recruited cell guard's Valk)—yawn
Unlawful entry (ITAN-recruited cell guard's Valk)—yawn
Contributing arrest (er...)—admitted.

More so:
1 count of massive document destruction in order to hinder investigation—Denied.
1 count of massive document destruction in order to conceal identity—Denied.
1 count of spying and infiltration of ITAN via third party—Denied.
1 count of information theft and resell of ITAN ore database—Denied.

Defendant hereby moves for a bad court thingy, May it please the Court.

OOC: I already pointed out to Mogul the deal with the nanites, as soon as I saw it on the list. Strike it from your defense argument, please.

He does not deny turning me into a Newt! A WITCH!

I think we should add to the list of charges that:
1) Dr. Lecter, defendant, has been observed on multiple occasions attacking an Ineubis convoy capturing and delivering Itani Nation property cargo for use in building Serco weaponry.
2) Dr. Lecter, defendant, has never ONCE filed income taxes for any of the national authorities in known space.
3) Dr. Lecter, defendant, has repeatedly made bad puns in grayspace, a most dire penalty among the Corvus.

Quoting Lector-
"1 count of forceful rape—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that party claiming illegal…violation…of her…um, rights…had consented to said actions and was contractually bound to perform. Defendant hereby further asserts a counterclaim against Miharu, under Itani law, for damages Defendant suffered while using extra judicial measure to compel performance of contractual obligations, in the amount of one BILLION DOLLARS!!!"

What are dollars?

EDIT: Na na. No proof. Now if everyone is treating this so formal, I will go dig up some logs and brush up on my meager knowledge of the law.

"Um, I wasn't there but" Objection, hearsay! Defendant moves to strike offending remark and any allegations supported thereby.

However, I feel bored, so I'll go point-by-point and note stuff about Lecter's defense (in my case):

Intimidation—Defendant demurs to this count, as being too vague for Defendant to admit or deny any illegal activity in connection with this count.
» I concur. Please elucidate.

2 counts of Genetic Theft in the form of cloning (Miharu, Joyce) —Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, all clones were given freely to Defendant by those who possessed ownership rights to genetic material in question.
» Granted, the Witness (Miharu) gave the Defendant a few clones as a one-time bribe to prevent herself from being eaten. Said clones were then modified and augmented without the Witness's knowledge to the extent seen in her testimony.

Battery, attempted choking*—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant claims that any such actions were reasonable in light of self defense.
» OBJECTION. Apparently, the Witness needs to point out that she is 1.5 meters tall, Itani, and by no means possess anywhere near the amount of muscular strength required to actually injure or impede the Defendant? The Witness kicked the Defendant once and broke her FOOT, doing no more to him than making an interesting metallic echoing sound in his abdomen. And even with her energy focus skills, the Witness can't do any damage to the Defendant. The most damage the Witness caused was severing a good inch of the Defendant's tongue, and that was repaired by the Defendant's nanites—and wasthe Witness acting in self-defense.

2 counts of Cannibalism—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant only ate non-Serco and thus cannot be charged with cannibalism.
» The charge should have indicated that the Defendent forced the Witness to commit cannibalism. Mogul, again, elucidate.

1 count of Illegal Access to Brainwaves for the Purpose of Enslavement—Defendant demurs to this count, as being too vague for Defendant to admit
or deny any illegal activity in connection with this count.
» Elucidate, Mogul. While I can see where you're going with it, not everyone else can.

1 count of Enslavement—Defendant demurs to this count, as being too vague for Defendant to admit or deny any illegal activity in connection with this count.
» See above response.

1 count of Illegal Use of Stolen Medical Device—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant does not now nor has at any time been in the possession of or had any control over said medical device. Any use of medical devices by Defendant involved devices built by Defendant from legal materials, utilizing knowledge of a proprietary nature.
» Strike this from my set of charges; the NSI was never used on the Witness from the time of its creation to the time of its destruction.

4 counts of Battery (throwing of body, choking, biting and slapping) —Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant claims that any such actions were reasonable in light of self defense.
» OBJECTION. See previous comment about the Defendant's "self-defense" claims.

1 count of Unlawful Use and Control of a Clone—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, all clones were given freely to Defendant by those who possessed ownership rights to genetic material in question. Hence, all use and control of said clone was lawful.
» Gotta agree with the Defense here. See previous statement about Clones.

1 count of Forceful Dancing—Defendant denies to this count. Specifically, Defendant does not dance.
» OBJECTION. The Defendant was not being forced to dance. The Witness was, and the Defendant most certainly danced for a minute or two.

1 count of Unauthorised Use of Waitress Dress—Defendant denies this count. Specifically, Defendant does not now nor has Defendant ever worn a waitress dress.
» OBJECTION. Charge refers to forcing the Witness to wear said dress, thought the Witness would never describe said garment as a "waitress dress".

1 count of Lewd Act—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that Itani by their very nature are lewd and hence any action Defendant requested of an Itani must be lewd and is therefore lawful. Defendant further asserts that it’s not lewd if it’s fun.
» OBJECTION. The Witness asserts that the events that occurred on the weekend in question were neither fun nor lawful, and that for making racist comments in a court of law the Defendant should have that added to his list of charges, and should be punished accordingly.

1 count of Forceful Rape—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that party claiming illegal…violation…of her…um, rights…had consented to said actions and was contractually bound to perform. Defendant hereby further asserts a counterclaim against Miharu, under Itani law, for damages Defendant suffered while using extra judicial measure to compel performance of contractual obligations, in the amount of one BILLION DOLLARS!!!
» OBJECTION. Defense is trivializing the act of rape and assumes that said contract was even entered into by the Witness willingly, which is not the case. That said, the Witness was in a great amount of mental distress and anguish at the time said contract was formalized and signed, and as such her signature and/or agreement to such a contract is null and void.

1 charge of Torture in the Biting off of Tongue —Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count, asserting the affirmative defense of consent by opposite party, due to contractual obligations.
» OBJECTION. See previous statement.

1 charge of Murder by Nanites—Defendant denies any illegal activity in connection with this count. Specifically, Defendant asserts that Miharu did in fact commit suicide by nanites, and Defendant cannot be held liable for murder when the alleged victim killed herself. Defendant hereby further asserts a counterclaim against Miharu, under Itani law, for attempted tortuous frustration of contractual purpose and attempted intentional avoidance of performance of contractual obligation. Defendant hereby demands specific performance of all unperformed contractual obligations.
» I move that this charge be stricken from the record, as the evidence-surveyors clearly did not review it carefully. The Witness did in fact willingly commit suicide, however said action was in self-defense for the purposes of removing herself from the situation, and the Witness would have died anyway had she not done so due to wounds inflicted by the Defendant.

I think that covers everything.

* Corrected incorrect spelling.