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262) You name your new pet fish Fygar
263) You have made reference to this thread on another board
264) You have made reference to this thread on two other boards
265) You read and posted in the other Vendetta Addict thread
266) You stole the old rednation IRC channel
266a) Three times
267) You're #1 on the goldnation channel AKICK list
268) You trained your IRC AI persona in Vendetta
269) You aren't even fazed by a 269 entry long addict thread
270) Vendetta is the baseline by which you rate other games.
264) You have made reference to this thread on two other boards
265) You read and posted in the other Vendetta Addict thread
266) You stole the old rednation IRC channel
266a) Three times
267) You're #1 on the goldnation channel AKICK list
268) You trained your IRC AI persona in Vendetta
269) You aren't even fazed by a 269 entry long addict thread
270) Vendetta is the baseline by which you rate other games.
271: You played vendetta through a migrane (for 14 hours) whilst consumming coffee and painkillers.
271b: You did this because you wanted to up your credit limit over the weekend.
272: No Body calls you anymore because your 56k modem is permanantly engaged. (this is why your parents havn't got the call from your school about you not being there for the past six months).
273: you are still reading this thread
271b: You did this because you wanted to up your credit limit over the weekend.
272: No Body calls you anymore because your 56k modem is permanantly engaged. (this is why your parents havn't got the call from your school about you not being there for the past six months).
273: you are still reading this thread
274: You spend time at work thinking about how to defeat the tri-flare valks
275: You day dream in vendetta
276: You wrote a theme tune called vendetta in the hopes that it could be used by the devs
276b: you have made several mixes of said tune in the hopes that they will like one of them.
277: You are looking forward to christmas because you will have less people interfering with you trade routes.
278: you are looking forward to new years eve because all the bandwidth will belong to you
279: You take 3 days off work (sick) to play vendetta
275: You day dream in vendetta
276: You wrote a theme tune called vendetta in the hopes that it could be used by the devs
276b: you have made several mixes of said tune in the hopes that they will like one of them.
277: You are looking forward to christmas because you will have less people interfering with you trade routes.
278: you are looking forward to new years eve because all the bandwidth will belong to you
279: You take 3 days off work (sick) to play vendetta
hehehe..... #275 hehehhe......
-Zeal
-Zeal
280) you know which dev alias goes with which name
281) you converse with them regularly about vendetta
282) they converse with you about vendetta
283) you should be practicing piano so to make up for the lost time you tap out your memorized pieces on the keyboard while playing vendetta
284) you spend a good deal of your time talking to other vendetta addicts either on instant messenger or IRC.
285) you would rather play vendetta then watch Return of the King when it comes out
286) Christmas morning rolls around and you'd rather take advantage of trading without pirates while everyone else is opening their presents
287) your social life consists of having a drink at the bar with other players in s7
288) the word vendetta keeps popping into your sentences where it's not supposed to be, ex: I just love eating vendett- err wait, cereal for breakfast
289) you have developed a crush on another vendetta player
290) you have fallen in love with another vendetta player
291) you actually know of girls who play vendetta
292) you have asked girls out by starting with, "hey I know this great game called vendetta..."
293) vendetta is your browsers homepage
294) you sold your soul to the devs to get to sector 0
295) you know guildsoftwares "work" number, as well as knowing each of the devs home phone numbers
296) you know the age of almost every other vendetta player
297) you know the names of all the wives/husbands and kids of the vendetta players on your team
298) you know the name of all the wives/husbands and kids of anyone in the vendetta universe
299) you have actually written a story for your vendetta character more then half a page long
300) you thought up 20 reasons why you might be an addict for the sole purpose of stealing #300 from anyone else
281) you converse with them regularly about vendetta
282) they converse with you about vendetta
283) you should be practicing piano so to make up for the lost time you tap out your memorized pieces on the keyboard while playing vendetta
284) you spend a good deal of your time talking to other vendetta addicts either on instant messenger or IRC.
285) you would rather play vendetta then watch Return of the King when it comes out
286) Christmas morning rolls around and you'd rather take advantage of trading without pirates while everyone else is opening their presents
287) your social life consists of having a drink at the bar with other players in s7
288) the word vendetta keeps popping into your sentences where it's not supposed to be, ex: I just love eating vendett- err wait, cereal for breakfast
289) you have developed a crush on another vendetta player
290) you have fallen in love with another vendetta player
291) you actually know of girls who play vendetta
292) you have asked girls out by starting with, "hey I know this great game called vendetta..."
293) vendetta is your browsers homepage
294) you sold your soul to the devs to get to sector 0
295) you know guildsoftwares "work" number, as well as knowing each of the devs home phone numbers
296) you know the age of almost every other vendetta player
297) you know the names of all the wives/husbands and kids of the vendetta players on your team
298) you know the name of all the wives/husbands and kids of anyone in the vendetta universe
299) you have actually written a story for your vendetta character more then half a page long
300) you thought up 20 reasons why you might be an addict for the sole purpose of stealing #300 from anyone else
301) You are willing to tie up the phone line at your workplace to log onto the vendetta webboards.
302) Work is that annoying thing you have to do between trade runs.
303) You are happy to get sick so you can play vendetta instead of going to work.
304) You have ever skipped a doctors appointment to get in just 1 more duel.
305) You understand the significance of being thunderclawed.
306) You answer your wife, "i'll be there in a minute just lemme kill this valk" when she calls you for dinner.
306a) You get to dinner long after it is cold
307) you have had to renumber reasons you might be a vendetta addict.
302) Work is that annoying thing you have to do between trade runs.
303) You are happy to get sick so you can play vendetta instead of going to work.
304) You have ever skipped a doctors appointment to get in just 1 more duel.
305) You understand the significance of being thunderclawed.
306) You answer your wife, "i'll be there in a minute just lemme kill this valk" when she calls you for dinner.
306a) You get to dinner long after it is cold
307) you have had to renumber reasons you might be a vendetta addict.
308) ...you fought in the Cap From Hell circa 3.1.0.
309) ...you have ever been a Serco Monk.
310) ...you have ever rammed a Serco Monk for fun.
311) ...you got so frustrated from typekills from the old green ion s9 bots that you spaced them for 18 hours.
312) ...the term "x-out" still makes your blood boil.
313) ...you have ever killed Firemage.
314) ...you have ever destroyed more than two ships with one avalon.
314a) ...after it was nerfed.
314b) ...and without station or roid nuking.
315) ...you have ever homed in s6, s4, and s5 in the same session.
309) ...you have ever been a Serco Monk.
310) ...you have ever rammed a Serco Monk for fun.
311) ...you got so frustrated from typekills from the old green ion s9 bots that you spaced them for 18 hours.
312) ...the term "x-out" still makes your blood boil.
313) ...you have ever killed Firemage.
314) ...you have ever destroyed more than two ships with one avalon.
314a) ...after it was nerfed.
314b) ...and without station or roid nuking.
315) ...you have ever homed in s6, s4, and s5 in the same session.
aww i could've gotten #314 but all u need to do is take out the a and b then yea hehe
316) You brought a laptop and wireless modem to play Vendetta on a date
316b)Your date brought a laptop for the same reason.
316c)You married him/her the next day, and you held the ceremony in s9, which was promptly interupted by Icarus.
316d)You named your child A1k0n.
316e)In the child's room there is a mobile of all of the ships above his/her crib and a sector map poster on the wall.
316f)Your child's first words are "Rocket Rammer"
316b)Your date brought a laptop for the same reason.
316c)You married him/her the next day, and you held the ceremony in s9, which was promptly interupted by Icarus.
316d)You named your child A1k0n.
316e)In the child's room there is a mobile of all of the ships above his/her crib and a sector map poster on the wall.
316f)Your child's first words are "Rocket Rammer"
317) The list you started on the Vendetta Message Board grows longer than 300 reasons.
317b) You've read every one ;).
317b) You've read every one ;).
318) You are unable to speak because somebody stole both #250 and #300 from you
319) You started the "1337" post of the vendetta message board and didn't know until 6 months later. http://vendetta.guildsoftware.com/?action=msgboard&thread=1337&page=1 :)
320) You have one or more of your characters that are listed among the 9102 characters on the player ranking pages.
320) You have one or more of your characters that are listed among the 9102 characters on the player ranking pages.
321) you laugh histerically because you stole #250 and 300 from someone
322) You have a really hard final exam you're not ready for in 2 hours, and you waste time reading this crap.
323) You have a comprehensive history final that covers over 5000 years of human history in 2 hours and you're intent on destroying one more Itani atlas before taking it (or studying for it).
324) you know what TPi meens.
325) you remember who is BusMaster[TPi] is (edit: was).
325) you remember who is BusMaster[TPi] is (edit: was).
326) You look back and forth for a space ship when at a bus stop.
327) You laugh at Romirez and SirCamps because they have to spend 2 hours taking a final instead of playing Vendetta
328) You understand each and every reason and laugh because all of them.